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Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

【showbiz】【Faceslapping】 Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.

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Dance, Jester!

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

[What the f*ck??]

[That's just a flimsy mask!!]

[I shouldn't have turned on this live stream while drinking water.]

[Su Feifei, stop pretending. We all know it's you!]

On the other side, Su Feifei frowned after she finished speaking. She lowered her voice and turned to Bo Silin. "Why are we pretending to be someone else?"

"They're not worthy enough for us to use our own identity," Bo Silin whispered back.

Su Feifei was very satisfied with this answer. Therefore, she continued to play her role and remembered the few words that Bo Silin had given her.

"Yunxi!" She raised her whip and pointed it at Lin Yan. "Tie this boy up! This instant!"

Lin Yan was speechless.

"Ah!" Another man, who was 1.9 meters tall, stood up and said in a heavy accent, "I've long found them an eyesore. As you wish, my love!"

[What the f*ck??]

[Are they roleplaying?]

[Bo Silin, where is your dignity!]