You Are a Wonderful Woman, But Not For Me

My son suddenly became so mature and thoughtful, and the recipe he gave me is one that his father was trying to buy when he passed on... Is this guidance from above?

I can finally show the world that you were not a fool, my dear, thanks to our little boy. Well, he's not little now—he's huge... I feel bad for the unlucky girl he stuffs that into... if she is a virgin, it's going to hurt like hell...

I wonder where he got those genes from.

Mary was smiling as she left the hospital, looking up to the VVIP room again before arranging a flight and for the bodyguard to come and protect her son. 

"I just hope he doesn't fight with her..."

"She was supposed to be his fiancée but said she would start as his protector first, as he was weak."

Her fingers tapped the speed dial before a lovely girl with blonde hair and green eyes answered the call. She explained the details and the fact her son said it was okay to meet the girl she wanted to marry him to.

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⁜ Seth POV

"Mother... you are now safe, but I am not... But don't worry, unlike the boy who forgot the night you held us and told us stories so we wouldn't cry. I will do my best to make you happy and never cry or despair like that again."

I cannot bring Dad back, but the dreams that were shown as you died in the novel. Let me try to see if it can work out.

Only one heroine was never part of the novel's protagonist's harem: the girl Seth would soon meet.

Her name was Elena, and she was born to a family of military and martial arts focus that held close ties with his mother and father's family. Whether offering private bodyguards or helping settle disputes, the Primrose family was the number one choice.

I only entertain this girl because she is smart and intelligent. Even after being rejected and pushed away, she doesn't become braindead or fall in love with the hero.

Even after he tries to convince her to join him, instead, she goes alone after learning that Seth Darkwood died.

There was no mention of her in the novel after that, likely because they regarded her as a non-heroine, so the author discarded her.

Holding the black pistol in his hand, it felt quite heavy.

Honestly, Seth didn't like guns, which weren't common in his country in the past. They felt quite cool, but now he held it—there were many concerns about management, cleaning and where to get more ammo...

"This part is the safety... and this is the slide and chamber..." Memories of the basic marksmanship gave him information and know-how about cleaning and maintaining the gun, but he felt it was a little tedious...

Is there no way to make it less annoying...?

⁜ You have 10 Villain Points 

∟ Upgrade Uncommon Quality Handgun (Large Magazine)?

∟ Self-maintenance - Increased Accuracy, Auto Maintenance

∟ Rapid Fire - Increased Fire Rate

∟ Deadly Rounds - Increase Stopping Power 

⁜ First Upgrade: 10 VP

⁜ Second Upgrade: 20 VP

⁜ Third Upgrade: 40 VP

How on earth did I get Villain Points... Or how do I get them? Don't make this tedious... 

⁜ Defeating monsters, clearing tasks, and certain actions will grant VP

∟ Enable display of Villain Points?

Of course, otherwise, I would be lazy and forget about the MC and his damn special skills he has that somehow end up with a heroine being near death. Then he swoops in the last minute and suddenly remembers...

AFTER several people die.

⁜ Showed Mother your Erection (Shame on You!): + 5 VP 

⁜ Optional Task (Save Mother): + 5 VP

"..."

Seth's eyes widened in surprise, his mind grappling with the unexpected turn of events. The points, whether intentional or a quirk of the system, left him dazed. How could innocuous actions lead to this bizarre point system?

Then imagine they became your mother, the lovely lady in your house right now, maybe making you a snack or cleaning for you.

Would you still think it's cool...?

There are millions or more sexy milfs out there. So Seth would target them while not committing crimes that would break his heart.

"Okay... I have just under six days to prepare... I need to find a decent place to start my base that can eventually become a camp or real base."

He searched for quick-sale properties because he was rich. The bank account he opened to check while his mother left had eight zero, and that was his account, not the business or family one.

Two look promising, but the second one has a private water source that should be able to avoid contamination as it's located inside a protective shield.

Seth entered the details into his assistant's email and phone and sent the details for him to use all means available to get the sale within three days. The cost was not an issue.

He then added orders to buy grain, seeds, water, tinned food and other goods in large amounts with dates that had at least two years on them.

"It's going to sound weird... Let's just say I'm on a survival trip and add a load of Military grade meal ready-to-eat (MREs)?"

Fingers dancing across the keyboard, Seth swiftly entered the property details. Amid the urgency, a stray thought crept in, 'Would the body-changing things make me... well, you know?' He shook off the amusing distraction, refocusing on the imminent survival plans.

Would the body-changing things make me shit the impurities out... or would it be like urban novels where their impurities come out of their skin...

⁜ The Host May Choose...

Seth resigned to the whims of the system and allowed acceptance to wash over him. Acknowledging the unpredictable twists became a part of his survival strategy in this new reality.

With a resigned sigh, he muttered, 'Okay, let's have it the first way,' hoping for a straightforward process in the otherwise perplexing system interactions.

⁜ Understood, Administering medicines now!

∟Basic Body Cleansing Treatment

Removes all negative impacts on the body and genes, allowing for the user to reach a heightened level from before.

All attributes +5, Immune to most diseases and viruses (Not the Z-Virus.)

∟Basic Body Enhancing Therapy

It improves the genes and body of the user, bringing their body to the same level as a second-tier athlete.

All attributes by +5, Charm + 10, Lifespan +20

"What!? Now!? Wait!!"

Bang! 

Stumbling in a mix of surprise and dismay, Seth tore the IV tube from his arm.

Confused, he found himself torn between curiosity and frustration, wondering what bizarre criteria the system used to assign points as he crawled towards the toilet, thinking he was going to soil himself.

⁜ Is the Host ready to administer?

In disbelief, Seth posed a direct question: Did you just...? Hoping for a more coherent response, he awaited an answer from the enigmatic system.

"Yes, please..." Seth's voice carried a mixture of defeat and resignation.

The strange antics of the system had deflated his spirits. A wry smile crept onto his face, realising how absurd the whole situation was, getting points because of that action.

'I gained points showing my erection to my Mother... Really?' He felt unable to beat the system today, so he gave up.

Seating himself on the cold bathroom floor, he absentmindedly tapped on his phone. As an odd sensation stirred in his stomach, he couldn't shake the feeling that this was just the beginning.

A rumbling... followed by a sharp pain in his body—as his muscles started to convulse and tighten, a call came from the most unexpected partner.

—Incoming Call ♪ Su Muyue (Baby) ♪

There was a desperate call of nature, as the system warned. He felt like his insides might collapse out of his ass at any moment as Seth clung to the wall, trying desperately to hold it in to finish this important call, and then...

His heart pounded, body drowning in sweat made worse by the unexpected call tone. The bathroom was about to become a battlefield, and in his clumsiness, he dropped his phone, hitting the ground.

It was too late. He couldn't hold it in, but as he dropped the phone, it tapped the answer button...

"Hello?" A soft, beautiful voice filled with a captivating tone, reminiscent of a voice actress or idol, echoed through the chaos in the bathroom.

♪ You are a wonderful woman, but not the one for me! ♪ 

Seth sang loudly as he felt his death was imminent, trying to hide the sounds of his disgusting excrement but to no avail...

The next moment, the vile, ungodly, and outright illegal sounds and scents inside the bathroom ended the world.

THE END!