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Chen Xu's computer was lost, so he came up with an idea. He took a thick piece of paper and wrote the following paragraph with black ink that wouldn't fade easily: "My descendants, I am your ancestor Chen Xu. The time now is September 1, 2006, Beijing time, 12:07 PM. Today, your ancestor encountered the most miserable event of his life... On the first day of my university, my laptop worth eight thousand yuan was stolen. If you are my descendants, please help your ancestor with something. If the legendary time machine has appeared in your era, then please send a laptop to the time period I am in now. The address is Room 207, Building 14, HeXie University, XX Province, XX City." One minute later, a computer from the future descended from the sky...

DaoistELiy3V · Fantasía
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Assembly language

Chen Xu became famous again in school.

All the students in Union University may not know who the president is, but there is no one who has not heard of Chen Banxian.

Because... in view of the continuous accidents among students, the school specifically contacted the hospital and conducted a blood test and physical examination on all Guangzhou students... Although it is free, basically all the animals in the Union University are thanks to Chen Xu, and every day Everyone got a needle.

When walking on the road, most of the livestock women I saw looked miserable, covering their arms and gritting their teeth.

Chen Xu has been so frightened that he didn't dare to go back to his dormitory for several days!

In addition to a group of animals looking for him to practice in order to avenge a shot, the other person who gave Chen Xu a headache was the dean of the medical school. It is said that this old man actually carried two kitchen knives to the office of the School of Information and told Chen Xu on the spot that he wanted to transfer to another department!

The leaders of the college were sweating, and no one dared to say more. Because many of the most popular students of the dean of the medical school are in today's big hospitals. If you offend him, don't expect to go to the hospital to see a doctor. Maybe you can be diagnosed with appendicitis even if you have a cold...

No one dared to offend this great god, so the leaders of the School of Information had no choice but to apologize and say that as long as Chen Xu agreed.

This reason is fair and irrefutable. After all, this is an era that pays great attention to human rights. But Chen Xu is suffering. These days, every morning when he goes for a morning jog, he is blocked by the old man. He uses all kinds of tricks such as exempting tuition and giving scholarships...

Chen Xu is so depressed!

His mother is a nurse and his father runs a pharmaceutical factory. Generally speaking, children born in such a family will definitely apply for a medical university in the future. But Chen Xu chose to learn computer science. It was obvious that he did not want to follow the old path of being a doctor!

So these days, when Chen Xu sees anyone wearing a white coat, he avoids them. He wants to wear sunglasses and a mask when going out... But when he thinks that it will be more obvious, Chen Xu has to give up this idea.

I have to say that the old man from the medical school was really perseverant. He played hide-and-seek with Chen Xu for several days and still didn't give up. Finally, he had to seize an opportunity to block Chen Xu into the toilet, and Chen Xu completely broke up. He said he would never be a doctor or study medicine in this life, so the old man gave up in frustration. Before leaving, I didn't forget to tell Chen Xu when he changed his mind and contact me later...

Chen Xu dragged his exhausted body back to the dormitory. He felt that he had never been so tired after running every morning. But as soon as he entered the door, he saw the three most prostitutes in the dormitory gathered neatly in front of Wu Yuan's computer, screaming and not knowing what to say.

Seeing Chen Xu come in, Qin Xiaoan immediately shouted: "Third brother, close the door, close the door quickly! Damn, lock the door first!"

"Sun..." Chen Xu's eyes shone: "What good movie did you download again? How dare you watch it before I come back?" After saying that, he quickly locked the door and rushed over: "Whose is whose? Japan?" Or European and American? Maria Takaki or Ran Muto?"

When Chen Xu rushed over, he found that what appeared on Wu Yuan's computer screen was not an pornographic film, but a picture of a girl. And what's even more funny is that this girl's face is covered with cream, and you can tell at a glance that it was smeared on at a birthday party.

Chen Xu was greatly disappointed: "Damn it, I thought it was some wonderful movie, but they are all so wretched. Who is this?"

Wu Yuan and others collectively laughed. Wu Yuan switched to a picture and said, "What do you think of this?"

Chen Xu couldn't take his eyes away after taking one look. In the photo, the girl was wearing a white dress that looked like a wedding dress and was sitting on a group of flowers. Her white calves were looming under the group, and the look on her face was The smile is as bright and charming as the eyes of spring.

Obviously this is an artistic photo, which is very popular among girls nowadays. After putting on makeup, clothes, posing, lighting, and then photoshopping it, this is an invincible combination that can make Sister Furong look like Lin Chiling!

Photography lighting PS, Chen Xu has also played with these things... It's because of his old mother who still likes to pretend to be cute. Chen Xu once guest-starred as his mother's royal photographer and makeup artist for a period of time, and was used by her mother. Mom, who has a stick in one hand and a carrot in the other, also learned some PS skills. So now he can basically tell at a glance how many points will be deducted from such an artistic photo, and how much discount will be required to get the girl's true appearance.

"This is..." Chen Xu tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but said: "What kind of bullshit makeup artist is this? Look at the lighting, the light on the face is so strong, you can't tell It looks good as it is at first glance, but from the perspective of an artistic photo, I can assure you that this girl is definitely prettier in person than in the photo... Uh, why does she look familiar to me?"

Wu Yuan laughed a few more times and opened another picture, this time a life photo. When Chen Xu saw this photo, he was immediately struck with words. It turned out that he knew the person in the photo, it was Gao Xiaojie who almost broke his waist from exhaustion!

Chen Xu leaned closer and said, where did you get this woman's photo?

Wu Yuan chuckled evilly and clicked on a webpage: "See for yourself!"

"QQ space?" Chen Xu stretched his head and looked at it: "Isn't it? Boss, how did you get this woman's QQ number? Also, are all these photos of her in the space?" Chen Xu grabbed the mouse Clicked: "That's not right, she set a password."

Wu Yuan and others all laughed, and Chen Xu opened his eyes wide: "Boss? Can you crack the QQ space password?!"

Seeing Wu Yuan smiling, Chen Xu shouted hero, teach me! Didn't you say you wanted to teach me hacking skills?

Then Chen Xu lowered his voice very obscenely: "You guys were so obscene just now. Could it be that there was something in the photo album... hmm? I heard that some very narcissistic girls like to take off their clothes and take selfies."

"Damn!" All three of them gave Chen Xu a middle finger and said, "Third brother, you are too wretched!" Oh my God, how can there be a scumbag like you in this world?

Chen Xu rolled his eyes and said you are all scum! It's just like how pure you guys are, bah!

Then Chen Xu was very strange and said that you were just looking at a photo, and it wasn't something inappropriate for children. Is it necessary to be so vulgar?

Qin Xiao'an said you don't understand this. Why did you set a password for her photo album when the little girl was fine? Isn't it just to prevent us, no, you wolves? Besides, there is something in this photo, hehehe...

Following Qin Xiaoan's wolfish laughter, Wu Yuan clicked on another photo. Chen Xu was originally looking forward to seeing some inappropriate content such as revealing spots, but after seeing the photo, he was so frightened that he shouted "Mamma Mia!"

This photo is obviously a snapshot taken when Gao Xiaojie was smiling. But this kind of snapshot is obviously a prank. Gao Xiaojie in the photo is smiling with no nose or eyes. At first glance, she looks like a silly girl with a deformed face. Chen Xu sweated. When he took pictures of his mother, he would occasionally have such problems because of snapshots or shaking hands. But his mother would immediately delete such photos without saying a word after seeing them, even if they were very precious. , For example, if there is only one photo of a scenic spot taken when traveling somewhere, I will delete it without hesitation... It's so embarrassing!

"Let's take a look!" Wu Yuan said: "You said that a pretty girl with a lot of fans, how can she meet people if this kind of photo is circulated? So if you do bad things, you have to keep a low profile, do you understand? To you, now It was discovered that the spleen was ruptured and rabies was discovered. It's high-profile. Doesn't it feel good?"

Chen Xu immediately shook his head like a wavy drum. Wu Yuan said that's it. As hackers, the most important thing is to be low-key, low-key! Unless you reach the level of a SMMH master, it would be better to keep your tail between your legs.

When it came to hackers, Chen Xu thought of asking his boss to teach him, so he said, boss, you said you wanted to teach me how to attack and defend hackers, so you can teach me now that you have time. You see, I am so smart and cute, I will definitely learn it as soon as possible. Yes, I will never embarrass you!

After a few words of flattery and the benefits of three large chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria, Wu Yuan finally nodded and said, I will teach you the most basic knowledge first.

Chen Xu looked forward to it excitedly. Wu Yuan threw him a book at this time and said that he should read all the contents in this book first, and then I will teach you.

Chen Xu quickly took it, thinking it was some kind of Nine Sun Magic Sunflower Manual, but when he took it and took a look, it said "Computer Assembly Language"...

"Holy crap!" Chen Xu shouted: "Boss, are you just using this thing to fool me?!"

"I'm not fooling, to be honest, I'm also learning." Wu Yuan clicked on the Hongke Alliance's webpage, and the top post on it was... "How to become an excellent Hongke".

"This is training given by the top masters of the Hongke Alliance such as Blue Baby, Guan Pingchao, Feng Zhuiyue, etc. Although it does not systematically teach a person how to become a hacker, it points out the necessary steps to become a hacker. Something to learn." Wu Yuan sighed: "I used to do a lot of crooked things and thought I had good skills. Now it seems that I was wrong. If you want to become a real hacker, you must first learn the basics."