Inferno

Out of nowhere Nate yells to Tyler "I'm gonna do it man! I'm gonna do it!" And Tyler "...We're dead" And Mike says "Well... It was nice knowing you guys, apart from you Tyler, you were a real butt" and Tyler says "Hey!!!" And Chuck says "Tyler... He's right, you were a massive jerk. Like that one time you dared Nate to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge for 300000 dollars and you put 5 bricks in his bag where he kept the perashoot. He sank 3 times faster and that's not even real science" And Kevin says "Yeah, I have to admit you were pretty despicable, like when you put a naked mole rat in Chuck's bed at the tree house as a prank" And Chuck says "I had nightmares for weeks" And Tyler says "It's just an ugly mole, relax" And Chuck says "I would relax... If you didn't put it's naked body ON MY FACE!!! Knowing what gender the naked mole rat was didn't really help with my nightmares, it just made me wash my face every 3 hours for 5 months" And Tyler says "Fine, but our lives are gonna end, so there's no time for blaming me" And Nate silently says to himself "OK, an evil maniac tied up my friend and put them in a cage, dangling over an inferno and I... have to jump head first into the inferno" And Mike says "Well... you don't have to jump head first" And Nate jumps and he opens the cage and then he realizes "Right, I was able to jump off the plane, into the fire tornado thingy, but... how do we jump back into the plane" And Mike jumps up really high and yells "I knew that 15 days of jumping exercise would pay off" And Nate says "Come back here you butt rag!" And Mike says "Don't worry. I'll definetly attend your funerals, I'll make sure your tombstones are made of diamond" And Tyler says "I don't want a tombstone, I wanna keep my life" And Nate says "What's a tombstone...?" And Tyler says "Don't worry about it, you'll know what it is very soon judging by your IQ, you'll definitely have one a month from now" And Kevin says "I give it a week" And it turns out Mike is still jumping up and making it to the plane and just before he grabs the ladder sent down by the person on the plane, he passes the plane still going up and he says "I think I jumped to hard, even though that was one of my worst jumps" He goes past the clouds and Kevin says "Serves him right, I hope he falls on a cactus field" And Mike falls at lightning speed on top of them and the rop where the cage was dangling rips and the all fall into the inferno and they almost die, but thanks to the speed Mike hit them down, they didn't burn too much and were able to run out of there in time. They roll their way to the hospital because the person trying to help them forgot they were there and they're so injured that they can't even stand. They wake up after 4 days and their parents ask what happened and Nate says "Some guy tried to kidnap us and Mike tried to save us but he breathed in a toxic gas called scorpion gas that that sprayed at him then I sneaked out in all the chaos and I got help from the guys brother who conveniently owned a plane that's mixed with a helicopter mixed with a jet, but the 4 of them were already dangling, OVER AN INFERNO!!!!..." And Nate explains everything to them and Mike's Dad asks "Who was he, I'll use every fiber of my being to find him and I'll put him in the world's worst prison, a prison so bas that when you wanna eat you have to 50 punches" And Nate's Dad says "OK, I'm on board with that, and as long as I don't have to spend any money on that then I can definitely support it" And Nate's Mom says "The worst part about his cheapskate-ness is that he isn't actually broke" And Nate says "Oh, that guy had real big side burns and he had this weird cape but he was definitely pulling it off, oh and he had a crown nose, a bald spot, and clown clothes and at the back of his cape there was a big Ace card" And All the dads there say in unison "Ace!!" And they all laugh and all the moms say "What did you just say?" And Mike's Dad say "Well it turns out we all know Ace. Each have this thing, every 5 years we play pranks on each other and to see who can make the other one cry. I can not believe you guys know Ace" And all the Moms beat their husbands up for not actually telling them this sooner so they can actually know when to expect that kind of stuff and they ask "Why would you even wanna prank each other til you cry" And all the dads say " It's a bro's thing, you women wouldn't know anything about it" And Nate and his friends say "Bro pranks, bro pranks, bro pranks!!!" And all of their Moms say in unison "Don't encourage your fathers, you bone heads almost died!!!" And because of that, all the dads had to sleep outside for a month, without anything to cover them besides their own shirts learn their lesson. So like usual, it ended with chaos and Nate and his friends getting beaten so hard they never go into weird vans just because they have cool stuff in them, but luckily because of the amount of pain they felt that week they might think twice before going in the backs of weird vans