Day before day 1 at school

"No way! It flys to?" said the bone head Nate which is who we'll be talking about. And his father, Frank says "No, you half-wit, it's being held up" And Nate says he knew bags didn't fly, he was just testing him and his mother Sarah says "Sure, you were" and Frank says Nate should hurry up before the bus misses him for school and he grabs his bag and rushes to the bus stop. He waits there for 15 hours until going home and getting laughed at by his father, who pranked him but didn't know he was gonna wait there until sun set and Nate just goes to his room and says to Frank "Ah you got me again Dad, you got me for the number I can't count time". And his father says "Nothing personal, but your the most dense kid in your school and it's really easy to prank you, like that time I sent you to buy meat in a vegetarian store"