4
Denki snickered from a corner of the common room as Bakugou yelled random orders from the top of his lungs.
He had to be honest, the aftermath of Kenji's short break-in was super funny to witness and as Mido-- Izuku had predicted, they were eating chicken tonight. Okay, but that wasn't surprising.
"Denki!"
He turned around and grinned, "Hey, Mina!"
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Tension.
Atsushi glanced at Akutagawa awkwardly while the other continued staring at him, paying no attention to their classmates running around.
Yup, just tension. Why was he here again?
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Chuuya ran his fingers through his hair in frustration. He'd met those LoV bastards once and he already hated them, more specifically, their leader. His steps halted and he sighed in resignation.
"What do you want?"
A man with an excessive amount of burns stepped out of the shadows, teal blue eyes taking in the ginger's appearance, "It would be boring to tell you, you know."
Chuuya rolled his eyes and went to walk away but instead of walking away peacefully, he could hear the man following him. There was one reason he hadn't confronted the guy upfront yet; his shitty excuse for a partner.
'What the hell are you planning, you mackerel?'
Then, from seemingly nowhere, Kenji appeared, running to catch up with the executive.
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To be honest, Izuku had no idea why this random blondie--no offence to her--was walking beside him. Actually, he didn't really know why he snuck out in the first place, which was unusual. It didn't matter much in the end since he probably had to meet this very peculiar blondie at some point. Coincidences after coincidences.
"So, what's your name?" Just be casual.
She smiled widely, displaying sharp teeth--or fangs, who knows, "Himiko Toga!"
Okay, enthusiastic. He could work with that. Izuku actually turned his head so she wasn't just in his peripherical vision anymore, attention grasped.
"I'm Izuku Midoriya, just call me Izuku. Do you have a quirk?"
Toga nodded, seemingly excited about sharing. Her excitement seemed to him more as if she was evaluating him, though Izuku couldn't really place why.
"My quirk, Transform, makes me able to transform into a lookalike of another person but only if I drink their blood!"
Huh, that was much more interesting than he'd anticipated. Knowing the hero society, this quirk would be classified as villainous but to him? It was like gold in a landfill.
"Cool, I have a few questions if you don't mind..."
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Yokohama Fam
Cauliflower: I somehow collected an orphan-
Chuumom: I also found one
Chuumom: he looked like shit
Sunshine: I told him to feel at home!
Chuumom: After dragging him all the way to the house
Cauliflower: Somehow I'm not surprised
Help: Help
Cauliflower: what's wrong? (oop lol)
Pikachu: (lol)
CatSushi: (you both sound like you're making fun of her-)
Pikachu: (dam mb)
Help: That Monoma guy has some screws loose
Help: I think he's an orphan too
Cauliflower: He's not
Cauliflower: (dead) Mommy issues
Pikachu: a semi-orphan then
Help: EGEFSEBTRG STOP WHAT
Sunshine: We need therapy!
Cauliflower: @.Pikachu you good???
Help: Y'all we have to now
Help: the great miyazawa has spoken
Cauliflower: not only did denki fall down some stairs
Chuumom: he did what now
Cauliflower: but...
Cauliflower sent a picture
Cauliflower: have they been staring at each other like that the whole time???
Pikachu: oh yeah
Cauliflower: lol ur alive
Help: btrDEftyedBD
Pikachu: i think i broke the stairs
Dadzai: I can sense the tension through the screen ಠಿ_ಠ
Chuumom: DAZAI WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???
Dadzai: I got kidnapped~ ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
Chuumom: huh
Cauliflower: WDYM YOU THINK YOU BROKE THE STAIRS
Dadzai: And I kidnapped a child when I escaped~ ヾ(≧∇≦)ゞ
Chuumom: WHAT??
Help: lmao this is hilarious
Pikachu: wElL
Dadzai: In my defense the child didn't look too well
Dadzai sent a picture
Cauliflower: She's so cute
Cauliflower: And covered in bandages
Chuumom: Who do I kill
Dadzai: No need~ (゜▽゜)
Pikachu: . . .
Pikachu: Wait how the fuck did you all manage to find 4 orphans in around an hour?????
Dadzai: ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )
Cauliflower: bro is slow fr fr
Dadzai added 5 new users to Yokohama Fam
Pikachu: Well shit...
Pikachu: Holdup wasn't it 4?
Himiko: Hiiiii
Keigo: . . .
Hitoshi left the chat
Dadzai added Hitoshi to the chat
Hitoshi: why
Touya: Where did @.Sunshine find this phone?-
Keigo: @Touya Huh
Cauliflower: Is that D R A M A I smell?
Himiko: ^
Help: ^
Dadzai: ^
Touya: @.Keigo Heyyyy Keigo
Keigo: How are you not dead
Touya: Funny story actually...
Chuumom muted Touya and Keigo for an hour
Himiko: NOOOO MY SWEET DRAMA
Help: *sobs*
Neito: can I leave
Hitoshi: ^
Sunshine: Nope!
Dadzai: You're stuck with us now~ ₍ˆᴓ⌣ᴓˆ₎
Neito: I'd ask my mom for help but she died
Sunshine: You'll get a new mom!
Sunshine: @.Chuumom
Cauliflower: Can I have admin
Pikachu: pls no
Cauliflower: @.Dadzai Can I have admin rq
Dadzai made Cauliflower administrator
Cauliflower: thank you
Dadzai: ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ
Cauliflower changed 3 names
Cauliflower: (●◡●)
Help: Monoma became emo
Help sent a picture
Pikachu: More like he's sulking-
CatSushi: Hey guys!
Pikachu: Where have you been????
I'mStylish: Somewhere.
Dadzai: In the closet ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Cauliflower: (¬‿¬)
Catsushi: U-uh
Sunshine: Wouldn't they suffocate?
Chuumom: @.Sunshine . . . Don't worry about it
Chuumom: OSAMU DAZAI
Dadzai: （⌒▽⌒;）
Pikachu: Aniki is dead
Pikachu: and to precise, painfully
Cauliflower: gasp a comma
Sunshine sent a picture
Sunshine: Eri-chan says hi!
Cauliflower: dies from cuteness overload
CatSushi: ^
Help: ^
SadlyMomless: ^
KawaiiVampire: ^
KawaiiVampire: They're both so cuteeeee
Pikachu: Ikr
Cauliflower: Tell her we say hi!
Sunshine: Okay!
Sunshine: Mom dragged Dad to the bedroom
CatSushi: . . .
I'mStylish: . . .
Cauliflower: . . .
Help: . . .
Pikachu: ALL OF YOU GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
Sunshine: Okay!
KawaiiVampire: Oooooh~
SadlyMomless: Should I be worried?
SadlyMomless: Nah
Pikachu: I sense people coming for me
Pikachu: Byeeee
Help: Uh @.Sunshine?
Sunshine: Yeah?
Help: Why are you on UA grounds-
Help: Ykw nvm
CatSushi: I sMeLl hEaVeN
I'mStylish: Jinko went feral
Cauliflower: I smell chicken
Keigo: CHICKEN???
Touya: I'm so confused rn
Cauliflower changed 2 names
Akiko: How did I just notice this?
Sunshine: Yosano-san!
Akiko: Hey Kenji
Cauliflower changed Akiko's name to BadassDoc
BadassDoc: Cool
Burning_TheChickenNugget: UA looks arsonable
Pikachu: Arson?
Burning_TheChickenNugget: Arson
Pikachu: Arson!
Chuumom: No, no arson
Chuumom muted the chat for 10 hours
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Izuku sighed. He's not getting out of this week in one piece, that for sure.