Welcome To The Afterlife!

Arceus: Alright, next!

Me: Hey Arceus!

Arceus: Welcome to the Afterlife how can..n-

It's you *sighs*

Me: Yup it's me!

Arceus: I thought u would last longer than the others...

Me: Wait there's more?!

Arceus: They're dead now, dumb bitch. It would be hard to watch hundreds of people!

Me: You have stolen so many souls.

Arceus: It's hard being a god okay?! People just drone on and on and on.. about their worthless lives or fake cry for hours and all I ever do is work!

Me: Have I even amused you?

Arceus: Oh yes the chaos you made amused me greatly.

???: Do I hear-

Arceus: WRONG FANDOM!

??: Ur no fun! *Disappears*

Arceus: Before we start our fun... MEW!

Mew: *Yawns* Yes boss?

Arceus: You are taking over while I go on vacation alright?

Mew: Lovely~More work for me already...

Random soul: Hurry up already! I got bombs to eat!

Me: Wot?

Mew: Heaven allows you to eat anything.

Adam: That sounds lovely!

Arceus: Trust me it is not. There are a lot of fatties and I don't think u would like to be one.

Me: Yeah...

Arceus:*clears throat* Now then...make sure to tell me if anything goes wrong so good luck Mew!

Mew: Everything will be fine.

Me: That doesn't sound trustworthy...

Mew: Excuse me?! *A chain appears on her neck and her pupils dilate*

Arceus: He is mine.

Mew: Yes Master.

Arceus: C'mon my dear friend into the Dimension of Games!

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Well, the Dimension of Games wasn't what I expected. I thought it would be a giant hall never ending with trillions of games everywhere but this. The trill, rush of it all was ruined by a white void with 2 ancient computers and dusty bean bags with cotton falling out.

Me: What is this?

Arceus: The Dimension of Games!

Me: When was the last time someone was in here?

Arceus: Uh...

He plucks out a pair of glasses and a piece of brown paper with holes.

Arceus: Let's see.

The paper turns to ash.

Arceus: Oof.

Me: That must had been a millennia-old.

Arceus:*Embarrsed coughing noises*

I divebomb into the bean bag and rub my paws.

Me: Ready?

Arceus: Ready!

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