Slave girls? (Filler)

[Still Day 5]

'P1: HA, I FUCKING TOLD YOU'

"Kyuu Kyu (Goddammit)" I groan

'P1: SLAVE GIRLS'

"Kyuu Kyuu (This is bullshit)"

'P1: No, its slave girls'

"Kyuu kyu (Ima kill it)"

'P1: Don't you FUCKING dare'

"Kyuu Kyu (Dude are you dumb? Obviously I would kill it)"

'P1: I WON'T LET YOU TOUCH JENNY!!!'

"KYU KYUU KYU (YOU FUCKING NAMED IT?!)"

'P1: Hell yeah! It's my first slave girl, I gotta give her a name so she can fall head over heels for me'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyu (I can't even anymore, what the fuck is wrong with you, with me? How the hell are you even are a version of me?)"

'P1: Hehe, me and jenny are gonna have the best time, she's gonna be super bashful and surprised when she sees I'm better than her previous masters, we gonna spend time bonding through fighting and I'm gonna risk my life to protect her, and then she's gonna fall in love with me, and then ima get some more slave girls and then a dark elf princess as well, and just get a whole harem of dark-skinned beauties' He somehow said that with a lecherous grin.

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"Kyuu Kyu (You have issues man)"

'P1: Fuck you, dark elves are supreme'

*Sigh*

"Kyuu Kyu (So are you just gonna ignore what's in front of us right now?)"

'P1: What Jenny?'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyuu (Are you doing this on purpose? There's no fucking way right?)"

'P1: I don't see the problem'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyu (Are you so blinded by your weird fetish that you don't see what's right in front of us? Do you not fucking notice this...thing?)"

'P1: Oi, don't talk about my waifu like that'

"Kyu Kyu? (What are we?)"

'P1: Dafuq kinda question is that?'

"Kyu Kyuu, Kyu (Just answer, what are we?)"

'P1: A life dragon, Duh'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyuuu Kyu (And as a life dragon, what can we sense?)"

'P1: Life obviously, what are on about?'

"Kyuu, kyu Kyu Kyu (Hold on, I'm getting there, I'm getting there)"

'P1: Mkay'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyu (And, correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't all of the monsters in this cave give off some sort of signal that lets us know if they are alive or not?)"

'P1: Yeah, they do'

"Kyu Kyu (Okay, okay, just checking, just checking)"

'P1: So is there a rest stop between now and the fucking point?'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyu (The point is, your slave girl doesn't have a life signal you bum)"

'P1: What? Yes, she...huh?' And he finally fucking notices

Standing right in front of us is a dark-skinned elf girl wearing brow tattered rags with long grey-ish silver hair and chains wrapped around her wrists and neck. And surprise surprise, during this entire conversation her, ima just call it life force, has been nonexistent, Imaginary, fictitious, not real, and P1 managed to just ignore that entire fact for a while. The delusions of an idiot. And guess what having no life force means? It means she is obviously some sort of illusion or undead monster.

'P1: T-that's just a glitch in the system right? Right?!'

"Kyuu Kyu Kyu (Let's check, Appraisal)"

<Zombie>

HP: 100/100

MP: 0/0

SP: 0/0

Attack: 10

Defense: 10

Magic: 0

Resistance: 1000

Speed: 10

*Needlessly dramatic Gasp*

"Kyuu Kyu? Kyuuu Kyu? (What's this? A fucking undead?)" I say in fake surprise

'P1: Ba-bakana!'

"Kyuu Kyu (Fucking called it, you prick)"

'P1: B-b-but my slave girl...Jenny'

"Kyuu Kyu (Alright, let's kill it)" I get ready to just smother this bitch in life, ha! she's gonna take all my life all over her body. 'Heh, that's what she said' Anyway, I charge up my plant magic and a large green magic circle appears right below the zombie, and right as I'm about to drown this thing in life.

'P1: NO WAIT!'

"Kyuu Kyuu Kyu (Oh my fucking god)" I groan "Kyuuuu Kyu Ku (ITS. A. FUCKING. ZOMBIE!)"

'P1: I know okay? I fucking know!' He starts crying? What the hell is happening right now?

'P1: J-just let me say goodbye first'

I-is this a fucking drama? Is he turning this situation into a fucking drama show? What the hell? Why? H-how?

'P1: *Sniff* Jenny. I, I'm sorry I couldn't save you. I'm sorry I left you alone to die in this cave, I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough, I'm sorry. *Sob* I'm so Goddamn sorry jenny please forgive me.'

Why is he talking like this isn't their first meeting? And why is pleading like she can even understand us? What the hell is happening right now?

'P1L *Sniff* Remember when we first met?'

"Kyuuu Kyu (Okay, we're done here)" I interrupt him before he can go on some tangent with a fucking flashback of nonexistent moments they shared accompanied by a low somber tone. The magic circle shines brightly and a whirlwind of plants and flowers covers the undead shredding it to pieces.

'P1: Goodbye. Jenny' He lets a teardrop as the zombie smiles? Why the hell did it just smile? How the hell did it just smile? No. No, no no no no NO FUCKING WAY DID THAT THING JUST SMILE!

'P1: Sayōnara, watashi no ai' he says as the tornado of plants, grass, and flowers all burst, covering the ground and walls In nature, and coating the air with pollen and particles, giving the place a type of ethereal glow and revealing nothing but the silver chains the zombie was held in.

???: "Sayōnara, watashi no ai" an echoey voice could be heard

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DID THAT THING JUST FUCKING TALK?!?!?!?