The ground moved beneath my feet as I launched myself toward the man. I had run out of possible options after coming to the conclusion that I'd eat shvt anyway if I ever did them. No... I needed more information, and what better way to retrieve said info than to extract it straight from the source?
"That's more like it!"
The steep incline made it hard for me to solidify my footing as I scaled the hill at breakneck speeds. With my staff trailing behind me, I did my best to reach the summit before this earth Zahler had any ideas on knocking me off balance with his tricks.
*rumble... CRACK!*
The hill shuddered for a split second. Hoo boy, here we fvcking go!
Looking up at my target, the Primzahl was hefting what looked to be a large rock over his shoulder. He grinned at me before he- OH SHIT!