Skilerboy was on top of a building aiming for his reward
a guy named James who was being searched for several bank robberies
Felina: Hey Skilerboy can you hear me
Skilerboy: I'm not deaf, Of course I can hear you, and even if I were deaf I could hear your annoying voice from far away, what do you want?
Felina: Nothing just wanted to give you this, I don't know why I gave it to you
Skilerboy: Thanks...Felina, You can go now
Felina: Alright, have fun hunting
skilerboy: Sure...you too....I'm sorry about before, It's just, it's been a long time since someone gave me such a good thing, or at least, one that was something besides the cold hard cash in my pocket
Felina: Whatever
Felina went offline
James: Who are they?
Skilerboy: Just some people who I met a few days ago
James:so are your friends
Skiĺerboy: I wouldn't call friends only people who put up with my meaningless jokes, but yeah, those are some friends
James: Well what are you waiting for then, let them join us in our hunt
Skilerboy: I don't think so, They're mercenaries and I'm nothing more than a bounty hunter
James: So? We all make money off others' misery!
Skilerboy: as a saying goes i read hell is full of hypocritical people oh wait those hypocritical people are you james who says how horrible the bounty hunter job is but you keep working anyway how ironic huh...
James: Fuck you skilmerboy
James left
Skilerboy: Well I should probably find them...they aren't that interesting after all
skilmerboy found them
James: hey, we were just talking about you, how did you meet him??
skilmerboy: well when i joined this gang, my name was called out by one of them, He said that i would be their new member
James: well what's your story
skilmerboy: the story is to stop talking and focus on the work that is the man we have to kill to earn money
James: you're a funny kid aren't you. well i hope you do better than this other dude
André left
Skilerboy: I hope that face André left isn't cattle and I'm just apologizing for being born a man
James: well at least you'll get paid
James went offline
Skilerboy spotted his target who was James X who is the biggest mugger in the country
(James X is his gang)
James X: listen folks our plan will be to break into the mint
Skilerboy: Spain I know I've heard this story before
James X is your gang look back is see Skilerboy
James X: what
Skilerboy: looks like you guys copied this robbery from the series there house of paper
(the first two characters)
James X: I'm sorry, What?
James X: You can read my mind?
Skilerboy: No, I just saw the first part
James X: well what are you still doing here?
Skilerboy: well that may sound like peddling but I come to get my bounty but for that to happen I need to kill you first which is why I came here instead of killing you myself
James X: and you think i'll be easy enough to get killed just because you stole some shit from my gang
Skilerboy: maybe not easy to get kill but definitely not hard
James X: fine then, I'm willing to negotiate
Skilerboy: seriously ok give me a billion dollars and we'll talk
James X: no way
Skilerboy: I expected it, I just wanted to make sure, now that I'm sure, you need a light punishment
Skilerboy shoot James X in the balls
James X falls down screaming holding his eggs that are bleeding a lot
Skilerboy: the good news is you can become a woman the bad news is you'll never have kids and you'll never be able to stick your dick in some hot woman's pussy ever again
Skilerboy: sorry I suck at metaphors
James X: damn it
The rest of the gang was watching and laughing while James cried
James X: you little asshole
(in the client's room)
Skiĺerboy throw James X to the ground
Skilerboy: here being the guy who doesn't have eggs ain't even dick to make kids or fuck more, you wanted him alive here he is where's my reward
Customer takes 1 million dollars and gives it to Skilerboy
Skilerboy take your money and then look at James X who will have a fate worse than death
Skilerboy: I'm glad I'm not you, how lucky for me kkkkk
Skilerboy then leaves the house letting his Client do sick things against James X.
The next day James X was walking home
James X: what did the boss do to deserve a beating like that, he didn't say anything
James X went inside his home to change his bandage, his wife asked him if he got hurt. James X told her that he did.
James X: he hit me really hard
His Wife: well, how did you manage to survive that? I thought that you were gonna die
James X: i'm just an idiot.