If Ye Qingxuan kept a diary, the contents of the day's entry would definitely be very strange:
On the first day of arriving in the East, I broke through the Great Wall, descended from the sky, and fell onto the battlefield. Both sides fired at me at the same time, and I had to cover my face and scurry away embarrassingly. Then, I slammed into the enemy's headquarters, and the central tent of the enemy collapsed under my weight. No, actually, if I fell slightly to one side, I could have crushed the commander and brought victory to the other side.
Then I climbed out of the pit and saw a goddamn old man.
Bai Heng.
Bai Heng, the Regent.