Ridiculous

Asmodeus locked eyes with Mammon, arriving late to the scene as always. "Momo, don't be absurd! Stand up and greet me like a brother should," Asmodeus asserted. "I must give props to my king, or should I still call you Asmo?" replied Mammon, using the nickname he had given Asmodeus. Rising to his feet, Mammon engulfed Asmodeus in a warm, brotherly hug. "I missed you, bro. It's been ages since you came to my office in person. Let me guess, you need a loan?" Asmodeus burst into laughter and retorted, "Is that all you think I came for? I graced you with my presence today to drag you out of your office. Let's hit up a club and have some fun." Mammon stepped back, eyeing Asmodeus skeptically. "What do you think people would say if they saw the boss of the World Bank at a club?" Asmodeus quipped, "They would say the World Bank boss is giving back to the community." Mammon grinned, struggling to hold back his laughter at Asmodeus's joke.

"Now, seriously, what do you really want? Time is money, so unless you want me to deduct my time from whatever amount you want, you should start talking," Mammon urged. "Okay, okay, I want a billion dollars," Asmodeus finally spilled the beans. Mammon didn't look surprised. "You know, you owe me a trillion dollars already," he remarked. Asmodeus just smiled upon hearing about his ancient debt. Yes, he and his other brothers had been borrowing from Mammon since the creation of the bank. "Don't worry, I'll pay up when it gets to a Zillion," he teased, but with a hint of seriousness. Mammon walked back to his seat and asked the big question, "Who are we after today?" Asmodeus smiled and said, "I'm still not that sure. She's just some virgin who needs to be blossomed." "Eh, Asmo, you're going back to chasing innocent girls again," Mammon remarked. "What can I say? One look at them and I realize they need some spice in their life," Asmodeus replied. "Okay, then, I guess the Devil can go on one last golden goose chase before ascending the throne," Mammon concluded, showing his undying support for his mischievous little brother.

"So when are you leaving?" Mammon asked. "Tomorrow," Asmodeus said. "I guess you're not going to wait to see if I'll finally accept your invitation to one of your strip clubs," he remarked. "Both of us know you never show up. Your money is your wife, and I don't know how you sleep at night!" Asmodeus exclaimed. "And do you even sleep at all? Those girls you keep up all night always come looking for you, sometimes breaking into my office. I don't know how you always get the hottest celebrities," Mammon rattled. "What can I say, after they taste the best cucumber only I can serve, they never have enough," Asmodeus told him.

"Okay, I think it's time to go," Asmodeus said, after he received a phone alert that his flight was ready. "Where are you going exactly?" Mammon asked. "A small rural town in Italy. Don't try calling me when I'm gone. Go to my club and tell them you want to send me a message. Once I see you with my strippers enjoying yourself, I'll know it's a serious emergency," he spoke, concluding his meeting with his ridiculously great brother for eternity. Asmodeus left the premises, thinking of his brother. Mammon needed to enjoy a little; he was wasting his eternal time in that office.

He instantly got an idea.He called the best strippers club close to the bank.Sometimes Momo slept in his office,yes he was definitely a work addict.The hottest strippers money could buy would invade that lonely office savage and give him the ride of his life.Asmodeus just hoped he wouldn't sit them down and teach them world statistics.

Once, Asmodeus found a hot celebrity who was really crushing on Mammon and wanted to go on a date with him.

Mammon ended up teaching her his ideologies and she left without taking his number.She became a billionaire a year later.The classes helped but she didn't want to date her teacher.

Imagine being horny and wanting to make love just to realize he wanted to discuss the issue of inflation on the world market and it's effects on global businesses.

Asmodeus informed the strippers on their target,"His name is Momo,he's an intellect who desperately needs some ladies to help him drop his IQ level and he likes to play hard to get,no matter what he says don't listen,tie him up when you get there.He's a runner but don't worry he's not a fighter.Give him the experience of a lifetime and don't stop till he begs you to come back and that he can't get enough."

Asmodeus knew Mammon would never fight humans,he had this principle of acting human around mortals and he also would never beg those ladies for more so they would never ever stop.Asmodeus broke into laughter after seeing the dilemma he put Mammon in.It was nothing else but ridiculous.