Me: It's time to go, Batman. The reactor is about to explode. 10, 9, 8...
Batman: We have to find the Joker. He's locked up; he must go to prison. He can't die here.
Me: It's either us or him. Will you sacrifice me for the Joker, Batman? Reactor 6, 5, 4...
Batman: Leave, don't interfere with me.
Me: *Knocks Batman unconscious and drags him outside.* Reactor 3, 2, 1. Loud explosions. Boom, boom. Batman wakes up.
Batman: What did you do? I would've caught him.
Me: He wasn't there; it was a trap. Why are you so dense when it comes to the Joker? I saved your life; be grateful.
Batman: I didn't ask you to save me. *Walks away.*
Me: Fine, whatever. I'm leaving. Don't contact me. *Walks away in the opposite direction.*