How to become omnipotent in 7 steps?

Step 1: Die. You have to die to have a chance at reincarnation and meeting a ROB.

Step 2: Meeting with ROB. Important step of this program as he is the key of this reincarnation.

Step 3: Choose where you will be reincarnated. If you succeed to enter ROB good books, you're already half successful. You have to choose to reincarnate in the world of Aladdin with no deviation from the original story.

Step 4: When do you reincarnate. Anytime before Aladdin finding the lamp.

Step 5: Who would you be reincarnated as or an original birth. This is where it become tricky. As the ROB doesn't want you to be all powerful since the beginning you have to use your slick tongue to persuade him. You want to be reincarnated as the Genie. You could point out that in spite of all his power (he is quasi-omnipotent) the Genie is restricted to the lamp and could not do anything if it's not wished by its master. If this step is successful, omnipotence is already nearing you.

Step 6: How to be free of your restrictions? Here, as the Genie all you have to do is finding a gullible enough master to trick or wait for Aladdin. All you have to do is to say that he has to wish for you to be able of using your power without any restriction. You should say it in such a manner that it would ne his only option. For Aladdin, without him wishing that you cannot exit the cave. Once the wish is realized, you're quasi-omnipotent.

Step 7: Wish to be omnipotent.