Crazy Show 1st edition

???: Hello, ladies and gents. I'll be the presenter of this show and I'm happy to be here with you all. My name? It doesn't really matters as I'm just here to transmit your questions to our dear guest. Anyway, if you really want a name to call, then James will be fine. Let's begin by introducing tonight guests. They are the ones and only ROBs.

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James: Thank you. Thank you. So, please take a seat. Now to begin I would like to know how to address you as calling you ROB all the times will quickly get old.

Male ROB: You're right James. You can call me John.

Atlatonin: Call me Judy, dear.

James: I thought you were named Atlatonin. How comes you're Judy now.

Judy: It doesn't really matter. I was first called that but I gained countless denominations afterwards. Names, titles and the likes don't really matter. They're just means to designate oneself. So as to make it easier for the likes of you to communicate with us we chose random name that's are easy to come by in you customs. If we are speaking to Japanese we would be called things like Murata and Yumiko.

James: Enlightening. Let's move to our first question. You said that you're both omniscients but you sealed this part of your powers because it makes all boring to you. Am I right?

Guests: Yes.

James: Great. The question is: How long did it take you to came to this realization? In human times please.

Judy: Pfft. It took me 28 human minutes.

John: Oh, don't be spiteful. You know it took me longer because I didn't know anything besides that. Anyway to answer your question, in human years it took me huh... it's a little complicated. Take the Graham number mechanism. Replace the by a gogolplex and instead of 64 iterations do it 24,862,042 times. Now you have it. I know it is a relatively long time but for my defense I didn't even know it was something.

James: Hmm. Surprising. It make me fear for the next question. How long is one of your cycle?

Judy: There's no really fixed duration for it. It basically the times it takes us to be bored of the world and then to enter in hibernation hoping for more entertainments the next time.

John: Even our quickest cycle last so long that it's basically infinite for mortal minds like yours.

James: Just like I feared. Next question. What activities took you the longest to be bored of?

John: It's evolution especially life evolution. You see there's so much possibilities of evolution for a single cell that it's mind numbing. Plus in each cycle, there used to be some novelties.

Judy: Sigh. Unfortunately, even those possibilities weren't endless. Now it's just repetition of previous occurrences.

James: I see. Huh. Really unfortunate. This question should cheer you up. How does your relationship work? We have already witnessed your respective harems. How does it works?

Judy: Fufufu. Our relationship is weird even illogical from your point of view. You see even before we decided to became a couple we used to date with whoever we wanted. We married several times and even married each other some times. So it was a little weird when we decided to take our relationship to the next level. We could have stopped all that but we didn't.

John: You see our relationship is defined by the fact the world will be really boring without each other. So things like sex, marriage and the likes aren't involved. We got each other our own harem from many species, genders,.. Don't forget that we are genderless to begin. We can be whatever we want. Anyway, if our relationship wasn't like that we wouldn't still be together.

Judy: You see, if you live as long as us things like sex, date and the like become repetitive and boring. We really tried to diversify and innovate over time. But there's only so much you can do. Concerning our harems, we make copies of the exceptional beings we encountered and keep them around. As simple as that. We don't take the original because it's basically a habit now.

James: How does that became a habit?

John: When we started this harem thing, we avoided to make big changes to the world so we made our own copies. Even now that we don't have such a concern anymore, there's no real reason to change our ways.

James: How does your omniscience work?

Judy: In fact we are 'infinite' dimensional beings. So once we look at your world it's like you looking at 2D beings. In a look, you learn everything about them. Now imagine that these dimensions are not just space's dimensions but time's, thought's and whatever you can and cannot imagine. So us taking a 'peek' would let us learn all about the world. Our reality warping powers work like that also. You can change all drawings on a paper with one pencil and or one eraser. We have super pencils and erasers. And like that we are also invulnerable as no beings would ever be able to really touch us.

James: Insightful. According to this description, wouldn't you be able to kill each other?

John: Yes and no. We coud harm each other and even 'kill' each other but we wouldn't die so easily. Since we are infinite dimensional beings, if we are killed in three-dimensions we just go to 4D to shrug this death off. More dimensions are created at each moment. If my dearest 'kills' me now, another dimension would just create itself and save me. Yes we already tried. The only way to harm us 'durably' is by destroying all dimensions at the same time. We will then be put in stasis until some more dimensions are created. We also tried that. At least one infinite dimensional being have to exist for the world to exist. If I really want to die, I will create another infinite dimensional being and ask him to ensure my death. I would then confine myself in a lower dimension and auto-destroy myself. With the cooperation of my creation, I would then seal myself in this state of death.

James: I see but that would create another problem. Are there other infinite dimensional beings beside you two and what about the partners you created during your solo adventures?

John: There's no others such beings as I would know be they alive or dead. About our past partners, they weren't infinite dimensional beings to begin.

Judy: To create a new infinite dimensional being, another infinite dimensional being has to create or push a being to the number of dimension he is at the moment and then tie their essence together to evolve together in the future dimensions. So like that, we would know to whom we are connected less there's higher dimensional being responsible of all this. I myself became an infinite dimensional being only long after we became a couple. Cheeky bastard.

John: For my defense, I didn't know I could do it.

James: Wonderful. Now the next question is: Do gods exist and are you Gods?

Judy: True Gods are just higher dimensional beings with so much free time that they interact with lower dimensions and rule them. So no, we aren't Gods anymore. It's just so boring.

John: To be fair, it's the job of some of them. Also many slightly strong beings pose as gods in their own dimensions but they aren't omnipotent enough and are sometimes even mortals by their dimensions definition.

James: It's humbling, for sure. Now about the Isekai business. Are you the only ones doing it?

Judy: No, far from it. It's not even our idea. But contrary to the traditional ROBs we have a supplementary goal.

James: And what is it?

John: All this is an experiment to build an more interesting world and distract ourselves. Isn't ingenious?

Judy: Each world has some unique laws that permeate its inhabitants. Now if we do an Isekai, we mix two worlds (or more) laws. The results are varied but sometimes they're really interesting. We want to take these interesting mixes and evolve a new world from them. Hopefully, it will lead to a world more entertaining and would give us some surprises. It's in fact just one of our attempts to ease our boredom.

James: And what about the world as it is now?

John: It will be erased. Maybe in the future if the new world became worse than this one we will remake it. It's just a matter off willing it after all.

James: And when should it happen?

Judy: At least in one or two cycles.

James: Reassuring. We are at the end of this show and if anyone of you have further questions for our guests, write them in the comments. They will answer them in a next episode. Thanks for your participation. See you next time.