'Helping' Jaune

Just like Logan decided, he took a week off just to relax and lose some of the stress that had been building up. Having made plans for himself and Glynda for the two-day weekend at a quiet beach settlement that Logan knew of. With no work, no Grimm, and no issues since they would be off the Grid for those two days.

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That got thrown out the window when Jaune pleaded for him to help him.

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Currently...

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Logan: "So, let me get this straight." Logan said as he sat in front of a disgruntled Jaune. "The main reason you ran to Beacon after fudging your transcripts, is because your one older sister is madly in love with you? Plus, she's on her way here?"

Jaune: "That, and I wanted to be a hero..." Jaune spoke quietly but muttered the last part. "But that's not the reason I need your help. She's crazy! She wanted me to stay 'pure' by staying away from girls. I thought she was just overreacting or something until I found her dairy."

Logan: "How bad could it be?" Logan asked.

Jaune: "She's also a massive BL lover and wrote numerous fantasies about me and other guys." Jaune deadpanned.

Logan: "You're on your own." Logan said as he quickly stood. "Not my problem!"

Jaune: "Logan, please!" Jaune plead as he dove and grabbed onto Logan's leg. "I just need your help in driving her off."

Logan: "And why should I help you when I got a beautiful wife waiting for me?" Logan demanded.

Jaune: "If you don't, I'll tell her you're my husband and you're cheating on me with Professor Goodwitch." Jaune threatened.

Logan: "That's low..." Logan spoke while glaring at Jaune. "And you wouldn't dare."

Jaune: "Try me."

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Logan just glared at Jaune, hoping he would just drop this and man up himself. But after a few seconds, Logan could see that Jaune was ready to die on the hill he was on. After a moment of thought, Logan decided to ask him something.

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Logan: "Why can't you just tell her to let you live your life?" Logan asked. "If she loves you as much as you say, she should listen at least."

Jaune: "I did." Jaune sighed. "She started to bawl and began trying to figure out who, in her words, corrupted her pure little brother. It also doesn't help that I'm the youngest in the family."

Logan: "So, you always get treated like a baby?" Logan hummed.

Jaune: "Pretty much." Jaune answered. "But even after coming here and my parents finding out, they at least told me to do my best and never give up. She, on the other hand, almost ran to Beacon as soon as she could just to take me back. It was only thanks to our parents that she left me alone for as long as she has."

Logan: "I'm going to regret this..." Logan mumbled. "When is she going to get here?"

Jaune: "In a few hours, three at most." Jaune said.

Logan: "Alright, I have a plan to get her to leave to alone so that you can live your life." Logan said after a moment. "First, I want you to get your team and meet her when she arrives. From there, I'll handle it."

Jaune: "Are you sure?" Jaune asked. "I can't make you do all the work."

Logan: "It'll be fine." Logan told him. "I promise."

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Once Jaune was on board with Logan's plan or lack thereof with Logan not telling him. Jaune soon left to find his team while Logan started getting ready. After a quick text to Yang, asking her something, Logan headed off to get the most crucial part of the plan. And Logan knew after this, Jaune may just...

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Logan: "Team JNPR, there you are!" Logan shouted as he met up with Team JNPR and Jaune's sister at the Bullhead ports. A small bag hung in Logan's hand.

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Logan couldn't help but notice that Jaune's sister was almost an exact copy of him facial-wise, just female. Long honey blonde hair, about Four foot Six or Seven, and stacked more than Yang or Glynda if her Pumpkin Pete's hoodie was anything to say with the massive bulge in the chest. Logan's first thought when seeing her was of a short stack and big boob anime girl from an anime about a rabbit-looking kid from his last life.

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Logan: "Ah, you must be Jaune's sister." Logan said as he held his hand out for her to shake. "I'm Logan Scarlett, one of Jaune's Professors here at Beacon."

Jane: "Yes, I am Jane Arc." Jaune's sister, Jane, said with a small bow. "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Logan: "Well, I'll be out of your way as soon as I do what I came here to do." Logan told her as he turned to Team JNPR. "First off, Nora. You're slacking when it comes to your studies, so bring them up as soon as you can. Ren, you're doing good overall so if you have the time, could you please tutor Nora with her studies?" Logan spoke, acting as a true Professor and getting a nod from them in return. "Pyrrha, you're good as far as studies and training are concerned. You as well, Jaune. Just one thing for the two of you."

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As Logan said this, he got a weird look from them both. He then handed the bag he was carrying over to them with a pleasant smile on his face. After the two looked inside the bag, to them, that smile turned sinister. For Pyrrha, it was mortifying because Jane was the first of Jaune's family she met. For Jaune, it was that he finally realized what Logan's plan was. It didn't help that Jane had gotten a look at what was inside the bag. Inside the bag were numerous boxes of condoms, morning-after pills, anti-pregnancy pills, spermicide, and pregnancy tests.

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Logan: "As much as I want to let the two of you, ahm, 'explore' your relationship by yourselves, I do have to warn you to use protection." Logan said with a 'kind' smile. "After all, you don't want to get Pyrrha pregnant by accident would you?"

Jaune: "I'm going to kill you now." Jaune said darkly, but before he could pounce his sister grabbed him by the ear.

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Logan left that bomb for Jaune and Pyrrha to deal with as he, Nora, Ren left as soon as the shouting started. Nora and Ren just weren't cut out for that sort of thing as they were orphaned for most of their lives and Logan did it to get back at Jaune for his threat. Logan smiled as they haven't even seen the best part of that 'gift' yet. Knowing Pyrrha, she use one just to see if she got pregnant or not to be on the safe side.

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Logan soon parted ways with Ren and Nora, heading off to his dorm where Glynda would be waiting for him so that they could leave. They had planned for a two-day, one-night beach getaway to a spot Logan found nearby a Port settlement a few years back. When Logan showed the pictures to Glynda where they were going, she went out and bought something that he has yet to see. As Logan fantasized about Glynda in very 'special' bikinis, he made it to his and Glynda's dorm.

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But that all quickly went down the drain as soon as he entered the dorm. Inside was a very disgruntled Glynda, the calm face of Salem, and the present slurp of Ozin and his coffee mug. Logan could feel his eyebrow twitch as he glared at Ozpin and Salem, who both just ignored said glare.

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Logan: "This better be a good fucking reason you're here." Logan growled out as he went and stood by Glynda.

Ozpin: "No, it's not a mission that brought us here." Ozpin said, somewhat trying to defuse Logan's anger.

Salem: "We just came to inform you that we managed to get the council off their asses for the next few days." Salem informed Logan.

Logan: "Good for you." Logan's sarcasm was palpable. "However, you keeping us from a well-deserved weekend to ourselves. So, unless this is important, please excuse us as we get ready."

Glynda: "Logan, they want to come with us." Glynda told Logan, fury easily heard in her voice.

Logan: "Not happening." Logan immediately denied it.

Ozpin: "We're only asking for you to take us to the port town you're heading for." Ozpin explained. "From there, we'll handle ourselves on our own. You two won't have to deal with us any more than that."

Glynda: "With all due respect, I highly doubt that." Glynda spoke, her voice had a steely tone to it. "I've worked for you two for far too long. Either you are planning something or you're hoping something will happen."

Salem: "You have our word that nothing of that sort will happen." Salem vowed. "If anything interrupts your plans, the two of you will get an entire month's worth of pay as soon as you get back."

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That caught the two of them off guard. Both Logan and Glynda knew how much they made in a month, and seeing that Ozpin wasn't denying made them all the more believe her. The two of them sighed and walked off to talk it over out of earshot of them. After a brief discussion, the two walked back over to Ozpin and Salem. Both Logan and Glynda agreed but not without adding terms.

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One was that they had to get their own transport back after dropping them off. The second was that had to be packed within the hour or they would leave without them. The third was they couldn't see where they were heading off to after they got to the port town. The fourth was that unless it is some major Grimm attack, anything minor was up to them to deal with as they were not to be called unless it was necessary. Ozpin and Salem accepted as they didn't see any issue with their terms. And an hour later, the two married couples left Beacon's grounds.

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Meanwhile...

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Jaune: "Jane, enough, please!" Jaune begged as he held his sister back from trying to kill Pyrrha.

Jane: "No! I must kill the filth!" Jane shouted to the heavens as Jaune held her like a cat from the scruff of her hoodie.

Jaune: "She's not filth, that's Pyrrha. The girl I love and will defend till my last breath." Jaune spoke as he put himself between Jane and Pyrrha. "Now, knock that off. Please?" He asked. "Look, I don't know or care what you think of me dating Pyrrha, but I love her and she loves me. That's not gonna change. Plus it's my life to live. And you can't change that."

Pyrrha: "Jaune, put her down please." Pyrrha said, shocking Jaune. "It's okay." Once Jane was set down, Pyrrha spoke. "Look, I fell for Jaune hard. At first, it was just excitement since he didn't realize who I was and saw me for who I am. We first started out as friends and partners that were grouped together at the start of the year. From there, it just became natural to be around him and soon it became longing. Then one thing lead to another and we started dating. Though I wish our first kiss wasn't due to alcohol, I wouldn't change it for the world."

Jane: "..." Jane was silent for a while before. "DIE FILTH!" and lunged for Pyrrha's throat.

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She didn't get far as an almost identical twin of her appeared and knocked her out. The only difference was that the twin had short, spikey blonde hair.

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Jaune: "June?!" Jaune asked surprised. "I thought only Jane was coming?"

June: "Well, someone has to keep an eye on her." The one now known as June said as she threw Jane over her shoulder with ease. "June Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it and me." June introduced herself to Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: "I see where Jaune got his introduction from." Pyrrha said as she shook hands with June.

June: "Hey, it works for me." June said much to the embarrassment of Jaune. "I pretty much got a small harem of girls back home. As long as they all get a piece of me, they're happy. So what do you say, want to have a bite?"

Jaune: "JUNE!" Jaune shouted in dismay.

Pyrrha: "Sorry, but Jaune's more than enough for me." Pyrrha said with a slight blush.

June: "So he's a beast in the sheets, huh?!" June exclaimed with glee. "I see that he takes after me. hah hah!"

Jaune: "Please stop." Jaune muttered with his head bowed.

June: "Oh, by the way." June spoke up after letting Jaune and Pyrrha wallow in misery for a bit. "Those pregnancy tests that Professor gave you are fake! Anyway, I got to go deal with Jane now, see ya!"

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Jaune and Pyrrha were stunned when June just up and left after telling them that. With a quick check of the box revealed that they were, in fact, fake tests. It didn't take a genius to figure out that this was probably Logan's way of getting back at Jaune three times over

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Pyrrha: "You forgot what Logan did to Cardin and his goons, didn't you?" Pyrrha asked.

Jaune: "No, I remembered." Jaune said. "I just figured it would be worse than this. But didn't Russel Thrush get spared from that?"

Pyrrha: "He was." Pyrrha said. "But I never would have thought that a person's head could fit."

Jaune: "I know. It was both extremely gross but oddly impressive at the same time."

(A/N: Hint: The movie Hancock 😈)