"Mafia Baby was a don,
A criminal Benjamin Button,
'Protecting' shop owners for a fee,
We beat his gang up and sent him straight to juvy!"
You get lost in the mocking verses of "Size Matters," observing as Lil Biggie shrinks and sizes up according to the lyrics. Sometimes he's twenty feet tall, and on some occasions he almost returns to his original size. Whenever that happens, it's a cue for the crowd to sing in his stead, and they do it effortlessly.
The chant goes on, poking fun at small-time supervillains.
"Then there are those who don't even deserve to be mentioned,
Like that dude Subliminal who saw a dog and fainted,
Or Sugar Daddy who could turn into glucose,
He got defeated by an old lady with a hose,
And that vampire guy, I forgot his name,
Taken down by a drunk priest up in Maine."
The people go crazy with the music, many recording the superpowered teenage star with their phones. "I love you, LB!" someone shouts.
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