Chapter 2: System, You Call These Ninjutsu?

Seeing the hostile approach, the women around Xia Yu quickly surrounded him, shouting angrily, "What do you want with our brother? He won't go with you!"

The ANBU members glanced at each other, unwilling to act aggressively in front of the villagers. The leader cleared his throat and announced calmly, "Don't be alarmed. This is an order from the Third Hokage. After the tragic event that befell the Uchiha clan, the Third Hokage wishes to extend his sincere condolences to Uchiha survivor, Xia Yu."

At the mention of the Hokage, the women slowly lowered their arms. The influence of the Third Hokage in Konoha was absolute. Aside from the Uchiha clan, everyone else respected him greatly, and his orders were never questioned.

Having stated their purpose, the three ANBU members swiftly lifted Xia Yu and disappeared from the street.

Xia Yu wanted to resist, but his strength was no match for them. He could only resign himself to his fate.

Soon, the three ANBU members brought Xia Yu to an office.

"Get in there and wait quietly! The Third Hokage and Danzo will be here shortly."

The ANBU captain pushed Xia Yu inside forcefully. Their eyes held only coldness and disdain.

"Ugh, that hurts."

Xia Yu, frail and weak, struggled to get up from the floor, shouting angrily, "Hey! Weren't you supposed to extend your sincere condolences? Is this how you treat me?"

The ANBU captain snorted, "Hmph, the arrogant Uchiha clan, reduced to nothing by a traitor in one night. Now, only a lecher and a mentally unstable boy named Sasuke remain. What a joke..."

Another ANBU member added, "Xia Yu, which girl did you harass last night? You're incredibly lucky. If not for your lecherous ways, you would have been a corpse last night too. It seems Itachi didn't bother with you, considering you too insignificant to cleanse."

Listening to their malicious taunts, Xia Yu couldn't take it anymore. He wanted to fight back but lacked the strength to even throw a punch.

"Damn it!" In his anger, Xia Yu's hand reached for his waist pouch.

"I can't beat you, but I can throw shuriken at you! No matter what kind of person this body used to be, at least now I have some pride!"

Xia Yu grabbed something from his pouch and threw it with all his might.

Three pink square packets hit the ANBU members harmlessly. They stared for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"These aren't shuriken; they're brand-new condoms!"

"Hahaha... Xia Yu, you really are something. Are all Uchiha tools like this?"

"This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

"This guy keeps redefining my understanding of uselessness. I bet the Uchiha will never rise again, hahaha..."

"If the Hokage and Danzo see us laughing like this, we'll be in trouble. Let's step outside for now. Just looking at Xia Yu makes me want to laugh, haha..."

Laughing, the three ANBU members retreated outside. With a bang, the door closed, and Xia Yu could still hear their mocking laughter faintly from outside.

"Damn it!"

Xia Yu clenched his fists and weakly pounded the ground.

Lack of strength only invites humiliation.

"System! Are you there? Bind with me, I need to get stronger!"

[Finally remembered me, did you?]

[This system is named Prosperity through Progeny. Xia Yu, my friend, I look forward to helping you. Heh heh heh...]

"Prosperity... through Progeny?"

[The system binding is successful. Would you like to open the newbie gift package? It contains many supreme ninjutsu, guaranteed not to disappoint.]

"Open it!"

Hearing the word ninjutsu, Xia Yu didn't hesitate. He wanted to master powerful ninjutsu immediately and take down those annoying ANBU members.

[Newbie gift package successfully obtained. Choose one of the following four ninjutsu. Once chosen, it will be perfectly mastered instantly.]

"Awesome!"

Xia Yu's eyes shone. Instantly mastering ninjutsu was incredible!

Before him, a transparent screen materialized, displaying four scrolls.

[Ninjutsu: Indomitable Spirit Technique - This technique grants an incredibly resilient body!]

[Ninjutsu: Endurance Technique - This technique bestows immense stamina!]

[Ninjutsu: Guaranteed Conception Technique - Defies science, ensuring guaranteed conception! Any infertility issues will be rendered null!]

[Ninjutsu: Heartfelt Connection Technique - The ultimate charm technique, works exclusively on the opposite sex, causing them to fall deeply in love, until death do them part!]

[All four techniques consume chakra but do not deplete your life force or harm your corresponding organs...]

[Choose one, Xia Yu. Heh heh heh... they're all perfect for you.]

"..."

Xia Yu was dumbfounded.

What the hell are these?

"System? You call these ninjutsu??"

"Although they're all quite impressive! I don't need them right now!"

...

To be continued.