1.THE UZUMAKI BROTHERS

You may think how a world based on anime can exist in real life, but it exists because I am here and my name is Haruto Uzumaki and then there is my cute little brother Naruto Uzumaki.

I do not know how it is possible, but I know for sure one thing that I do not belong to this world and this world is based on a anime called Naruto.

In the beginning it was very hard for me to believe that everything is real and I am not hallucinating things because Naruto is my favourite 'Anime' and I thought that somebody probably drugged me and I am imagining things.

But as the days passed, I became more and more convinced that it's all real.

When It comes to memories of my previous life it is mostly blank... there's nothing I can find about myself, except watching Naruto anime, it's movies, reading its novels, etc. Apart from those memories, I also have some instructions related to certain jutsus... and I guess that's all. I don't know who I was in my previous life and what I used to do, no matter how hard I try to remember it, whereas if I try to remember anything remotely related to Naruto anime, manga, novels; even minor details regarding them, I remember everything.

I have became aware of from what I can feel through my mother's senses. Yes! I share my senses with my pregnant mother. How? I don't have a f****ing clue so whatever she sees and hears, I also see, hear and understand as well. That's how I know her name is Kushina Uzumaki and my father's name is Minato Namikaze, the Legendary Fourth Hokage and the other entity with me is probably none other than Naruto Uzumaki. We are twins and our family is so happy, unaware of the disaster that is going to befall upon us.

One more thing I want to mention is for some weird and ridiculous reason my body has started collecting the Nine-Tails' chakra, I don't know why and how but it is happening...

SIX MONTHS LATER OUTSKIRTS OF KONOHAGAKURE AT THE PLACE OF SEALING RITUAL....

"Please! Mom! Dad! Don't leave me! Please make it work...! If my theory is correct then please make this technique work...! God please!" I wished and poured all of the Nine-Tails' chakra accumulated in my body into my mother's body with the gaping hole.

Before I could see the results of my experiment I passed out, everything went black. I don't know if I succeded in my endeavour or not, but all I can do now is hope that I did...

SOMETIME LATER,

HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE,

HOKAGE TOWER.....

It has been what I believe to be more than three weeks since the Nine-Tails attack and I have been out cold since then, since I used that technique, but as I saw myself and my brother Naruto in the hands of Lord Third Hokage and His wife Lady Biwako whom I had saved from certain death from the hands of Obito. You may ask how! Well let's just say the Nine-Tails' chakra can work wonders in healing people.

After eavesdropping on their conversation, I have concluded one thing that my father the Fourth Hokage and my mother has perished and I and my brother have lost our family which means my technique must have fu****g failed... I couldn't help but frown. So much effort and it's all in vain.

From what I can understand from their conversations, it looks like the Third Hokage has been reinstated and the council has decided that we have to live in the orphanage, although Lady Biwako is reluctant to go with the decesion, but there is nothing she could do but go with the decesion. She has no political power to interfere in the council's decision making, I guess it sucks being powerless.

But I cannot blame either of them for agreeing with the council and dumping us in the orphanage nor Danzō for leaking the information of our Jinchūriki Status, cause it is the correct thing to do for now, for the betterment and unity of Konohagakure, so I can understand and didn't mind these decisions too much. I am pragmatist so understand that certain decesions however vile they were you have to take them to maintain your position as the Greatest of The Great Five Shinobi Village.

TWO DAYS LATER,

ORPHANAGE....

It has been two days since we arrived at the orphanage and the orphanage's caretakers are already unhappy, they didn't want to take care of the demon brothers but I don't care cause the threat of ANBU, probably on the request of Lady Biwako, is more than enough to ensure that the caretakers of the orphanage behave and take very good care of us.

The ANBU assigned on our guard duty is most likely a Sarutobi considering the familiarity of his chakra with that of Lady Biwako. Why Kakashi isn't here? Well, he is the best in the village aside from the Sannins. As such who in their right mind, when their village has suffered an catastrophe from the mightiest of the Nine Bijūs and is probably short-handed due to the numerous KIA, would even think of allowing their best shinobi to take care of babies, instead of sending them on more important and crucial missions vital to the village's survival.

So, other than eat, sh*t, sleep and change of diapers, which is currently my everyday routine, I have decided that from now on I will try to feel my chakra and circulate it within my body in whatever way possible to try to familiarise myself with it as well as enhance my sensing ability. And taking into consideration that I am absorbing the Nine-Tails' Chakra for quite some time, I can assume that my Chakra System must have been already active and the Nine-Tails' chakra must have certainly unlocked it therefore it should be easy for me to do so.

Also, if I remember correctly the members of the branch house are branded with the cursed seal on the third birthday of the clan's next heir or heiress, regardless of their own age at the time: Neji received his when he was only four years old, when Hinata turned three.

You all remember don't you the episode in which Hinata was practicing the Gentle Fist Taijutsu with Neji even before Neji received his Hyūga Main Family's Juinjutsu and they were quite good at it. Hence I can assume that she must have been trained in it by Hiashi Hyūga since around two and a half years of age atleast for Hinata to be that good at that age. Now taking account of the fact that I am an Uzumaki who were known for their strong life force and durability and on top of that being the Jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails, the strongest of the Nine Bijūs, not to mention I have been absorbing it's Chakra for quite some time, so I should be able to walk and talk in less than two years.

So for sometime my routine will be to familiarise myself with my Chakra and try to control it, eat, sh*t, sleep, change of diapers and practicing my 'Sensory Technique'. Yes!, I am a natural born sensor, although, my range is probably miniscule at present.

For the next two years, I have decided to hone my chakra control and Sensory Technique, in whatever way my tiny body allows since that's all I can do aside from looking at my cute little brother Naruto from time to time.

He is really cute when he makes a mouth similar to pouts or when he laughs... I feel like giving him a bone crushing hug but I can't due to my stupid small fragile body.

ONE YEAR AND SEVEN MONTHS LATER, KONOHAGAKURE...

It has been... I don't know how much time has passed but I don't care anymore cause I finally learned to crawl. Oh! God! I can't explain it in words how f***ing boring and frustrating these past few months were, to not being able to do anything other than simply being helpless and serve imprisonment in the crib. Sure, Lady Biwako comes and go but all she does during her visits is, "Aww! How Cute!?" "Coo! Oh My!? " "This and that!" Sometimes I tries to bite her hands out of frustration but all she says in response is: "It looks like your brother is angry with me Naruto! I think he wants a change of diapers or some more milk!"

That dumb women can't understand me at all. All I want is to go outside and explore this village, for God's sake I am in the Naruto World for more than one year and all I have seen so far is the Hokage Tower, Hokage Monument and this god forsaken dirty orphanage.

Anyway, let's leave my frustrations aside cause I have learned to crawl so I am positive I can learn to walk in few months. Although I still won't be able to explore the village but atleast now I won't be stuck in the crib for eternity and that is a very good news. Finally freedom from the prison... er... I mean the crib.

My control over my chakra is now enough that I can circulate it within my body in any and even multiple directions. My Sensory Technique has also improved, currently I can sense anything and also differentiate between shinobi, civilian, infant, teenagers and Sarutobi Clan Members. My range has also improved a lot. I am currently trying to find a way which will allow to differentiate a man from a woman and a human from an animal through my sensory powers.

And one more thing it looks like I also possess Negative Sensory Perception Technique. A combination of Mind's Eye of Kagura and Negative Emotion Sensing. How I know this? Well I can differentiate individuals just from the feel of their chakra and can also watch everything in their chakra form if I concentrate enough just like Karin. But currently it gives me migraine so I have refrained from practicing it. Don't want brain damage. I can clearly sense animosity, frustration, fear, hatred from the matron and caretakers but they hasn't really tried anything against us probably due to the ANBU and Hokage, not to mention, the constant visits from Lady Biwako. Sometimes I can sense frustration from the ANBU too, probably due to being stuck doing childcare. How I possess it? Well it may be due to my full Uzumaki Heritage(red hair) or maybe it has something to do with my body collecting the Nine-Tails' chakra. I don't care. All I want to do now is continue honing these techniques and in future use them to their fullest for the benefit of this village.

TWO YEARS LATER,

KONOHAGAKURE...

These past few months were very productive for me cause I have properly learnt to walk and talk, atleast some words. Naruto isn't that far behind, he is on baby steps and his first word was Boo(Brother). Nowadays, Naruto has become bothersome, always clinging to me, screaming his lung out saying Boo... Boo... Boo... Hungly... Milhk... plah...; trying to gain my attention, crawling in the hallways, crying whenever I try to undermine him or ignore him in favour of learning to read and write from books of the orphanage. The Orphanage staff never allows me to take those books but I sneak out some of them from time to time from the older childrens. Many of them throw the books here and there in the study hall and me being the opportunistic, commit thievery whenever possible to gain those books for myself. I hide them in the garden.

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Our 'Second Birthday' came, Lady Biwako also came to visit us in the morning and brought us some gifts like books on learning how to read and write, basic maths, two Toad-shaped wallet full of coins, some plastic Kunai and Shurikens, storybooks, books on Hokage, pictures books on famous Konoha Shinobi and Shinobi World, and Land of Fire.

Naruto has now learned to walk properly and can talk with some difficulties lasting his sentences with his famous verbal tic 'Dattebayo' which I have taken measure to make sure he doesn't make it into a habit.

It looks like this year the tradition of organizing a festival in honour of the Fourth Hokage defeating the Nine-Tails has started. Well it's a good move on the Hokage's Part: Due to this, today rather being remembered as the day the Nine-Tails attacked and slaughtered countless villagers and it's shinobi, will now be remembered as the day the 'Brave Hearts' and the Great Fourth Hokage who stood against the Nine-Tails to defend this village and ultimately defeated it. It will inspire more civilians to enroll in the shinobi academy thus increasing the shinobi population which I think is probably one of the reason behind this move. The other reason is probably to help recover the villagers from the psychological trauma and depression of losing their loved ones in the attack as the festival will probably act as a distraction and force them to come out of their hole of perturbation and once again enjoy their lives instead of wallowing in sadness, regret, etc.

In the evening, the festival started and it looks like the matron has left us kids unattended to attend the festival and her replacement is not so much appreciating in taking care of kids especially me and my brother.

The orphanage has a rule which dictates that anybody less than six years of age isn't allowed to wander around the village on their own without any supervisor. And the orphanage due to being short-handed and on low budget hasn't has enough staff as such we are stuck in the orphanage. At night, we watched the firecrackers and Naruto was ecstatic frenzy laughing and clapping during the entire time.

The next day, some of those seniors kids old enough to attend the festival on their own came and narrated us on how awesome the festival was and what they did and eat, some even exaggerating their tale to bewilderment.

TWO MONTHS LATER,

KONOHAGAKURE ORPHANAGE...

For the past three months, I have made a habit of using the bathroom at night on my own since I learnt to walk and talk as such I remain mostly alone in there at that time. For a few days, the ANBU kept watch over outside the bathroom but eventually he stopped. Probably because he must have realised that Naruto is more irresponsible than me, prone to harm himself ever since he learnt to walk. Hence, the Anbu during the bath time watches over Naruto therefore I got around one hour privacy everyday without any risk of being caught red-handed trying to learn 'Body Fission Technique' and 'Transformation Technique'.

After continuously practicing these techniques for roughly fifty minutes for two and a half month, I mastered it.

The 'Body Fission Technique' came naturally to me, not so surprising considering that the instructions related to the Jutsu is integrated in my brain before birth, atleast that's what I think. Although I will be lying if I said that it was easy, in the beginning sometimes I only managed to fission my hands or head instead of the entire body. It was very weird having four hands, three legs or two heads, etc. And I would be lying again if I said that I wasn't freaked out after experiencing it but eventually I managed to master it. It was fun having extra hands and all.

The 'Transformation Technique' was a bit tricky cause most of the time my transformation were blurry at best whenever I watched myself in the reflection but eventually with the help of two 'Fission Clones' I mastered it. Some would argue why I didn't mastered the 'Shadow Clone Technique' despite possessing the knowledge on the said technique. Well it is because I don't have adequate knowledge over it and it's a forbidden technique known for killing many of it's practitioners. And I for one have no desire to die or even risk it, had I been in Naruto's body, I would have certainly tried it because if Naruto survived it on his first try then I would have too. The other reason being I only needed one clone currently as such why risk performing the 'Shadow Clone' or it being discovered as it could dispel if it goes too far away from the user. But it doesn't mean I won't learnt it at all, I will in due time.

Since then I send my 'Fission Clone' around the outskirts of Konohagakure, near Genin Training Grounds, Jōnin Lounge and Library in hope of gaining some more info on Substitution Technique, Shurikenjutsu, Shadow Clone Technique, Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique, Paper Bombs, Change in Chakra nature(Water Release) Training and the Uzumaki Noh Mask Hall.

FIVE MONTHS LATER

UZUMAKI NOH MASK HALL....

It took me a total of two months to find the 'Uzumaki Noh Mask Hall' since I learned the 'Body Fission Technique' and since then I have continuously visited it for training for the last three months. To tell you the truth I would have never found it, if it wasn't for the Masks, it was like the masks in the Hall were calling me to visit them, to worship them once again. The Mask Hall was in ruins and it looks like nobody has visited it in the last two years and definitely hasn't repaired the damage it has suffered during the Nine-Tails' attack, nobody cared for it, not even the Third Hokage despite knowing it's importance. So I decided then and there to turn it into a hidden training centre privy to myself and Naruto. I have also found some old 'Storage Scrolls' and books on Fūinjutsu, Uzushiogakure, Uzumaki Clan, Land of Whirpools and Change in Chakra Nature Training for Water Release in the Uzumaki Noh Mask Hall after rummaging it thoroughly. I then somehow managed to learn to utilise the 'Storage Scrolls', which I instantly used to seal all of my possessions in them as well as the various masks in the biggest scroll available to me.

Currently, I have completely masterd the 'Body Fission Technique', it was like my body had forever known how to perform this technique, probably due to the instructions that was integrated within my head since before birth or maybe due to the good chakra control I have gained after mastering wall walking and water walking chakra excercises. Both exercises took me around two months, I have also learnt 'Shadow Clone Technique' as I have mastered the Fission Clone Technique completely and uses it in conjunction with the 'Transformation Technique' to sneak Naruto out of the orphanage. And it is all possible due to my 'Fission Clone' and the 'Shadow Clone' that takes Naruto's place in the orphanage not to mention the lax nature of the ANBU gaurding us. Naruto was amazed after he saw me splitting into two then transforming it into him. It was very hard maintaining the secrecy but I somehow convinced him.

Ever since I often bring Naruto here to train with me and hunt around the outskirts for food likes nuts, berries, etc that I know are edible. It's good for our health and a good for a change of taste from time to time.

Naruto is a mess, never listens, always rowdy but I have somehow made him train in chakra control and taught him the 'Shadow Clone Technique' which he surprisingly mastered within two days whereas it took me a week even though I have better chakra control. But when it came to 'Transformation Jutsu' and 'Substitution Jutsu' which needed more chakra control, I triumphed him. I have always used 'Transformation Jutsu' to get steal books, sometimes discarded Jutsu Scrolls of Genins.

I have managed to obtain Jutsu Scrolls by observing different Genins through Shadow Clones. Some of the Genins have a habit of throwing away the scrolls that they have mastered and found useless as such I just have to pick them up and that's how I got my hands on those scrolls.

To learn 'Chakra Suppression Technique', I utilise two or three Shadow Clones and send them to different training grounds. They tries to suppress their presence while spying on their training methods as much as possible, sometimes the Jōnin becomes aware of their presence and tries to locate them but I have given them strict instructions to dispel themselves in such a scenario so it was not hard to get away from them.

I have collected information on the following techniques either through spying, from the Noah Mask Temple or through my memories and instructions I have in my head which are:-

1.Chakra Control Techniques

2.Chakra Suppression Technique

3.Negative Sensory Perception Technique

4.Change in Chakra Nature Training for Water Release

5.Shadow Clone Technique

6.Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique

7.Body Fission Technique

8.Paper Bomb Usage

9.Shurikenjutsu

10.Substitution Technique

11.Transformation Technique

12.Body Flicker Technique

I intend master them within the next eight months and I am positive I will succeed because I know the trick behind training with the Shadow Clones and since the above techniques, practices and jutsus are very low levels I know I will succeed.

I am well on my way to master them so I have decided to give them ranking that goes like this to describe my progress on them:- Outstanding> Mastered> Excellent> Good> Average> Poor> Worst

Those jutsu that I have not marked in any of the above category are jutsu that are totally mastered.

1.Transformation Technique

2.Substitution Technique

3.Shadow Clone Technique

4.Average at Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique

5.Excellent at Chakra Suppression Technique

6.Mastered Negative Sensory Perception Technique

7.Excellent at Body Fission Technique

8.Excellent at Chakra Control Techniques

9.Average at Paper Bomb Usage

10.Average at Shurikenjutsu

11.Worst at Body Flicker Technique

12.Worst at Change in Chakra Nature Training for Water Release

My Body Fission Technique is Excellent but not mastered because I can't perform it instantaneously, the Body Flicker Technique is my worst jutsu because no matter what I cannot initiate it, my Negative Sensory Perception Technique is very limited whereas a good sensor can sense miles ahead, e.t.c. Aside from all of these I am also trying to recreate the Shadow Clone Explosion Technique. It will look good on my profile if I invented this technique instead of Itachi. Hehe!

Naruto's training is also coming along just fine with the help of the shadow clones learning method.

But that's not the hard part with him, the hard part is making him understand the theory parts, but overall he is coming along fine.