Shikamaru was right, Scary Women are a Drag

BANG!

CRASH!

"You shameless old man! How could you! My Grandfather and grand uncle saw you both as honorary Senju and this is how you repay them! One hunts down the Senju, the other does nothing to help them."? Tsunade was furious. Her blonde hair and busty figure making a surprisingly intimidating image.

She had just learnt how Danzo had most likely ensured the demise of the Senju through quiet placement in the most dangerous battlefields and missions. Adding to that, Hiruzen was unable to bring him to justice due to being too soft-hearted to kill his old friend who even tried to assassinate him.

"Sensei if you did not have kids with Lady Biwako, I would have sworn you and Danzo are lovers. You let him get away with EVERYTHING!"

"I'm sorry Tsunade, I could never find solid evidence."

"Bullsh*t, I've seen high ranking ninja executed for less."

"...I have no excuse." Hiruzen finally relented.

As Tsunade was getting ready to unload once again, she was interrupted by a quiet voice

"Ah sorry, I don't think we should be hearing the conversation. Let's go Naruto, we'll train with the hokage another time." Tora was feeling very awkard.

He had brought Naruto with him for his third training session with the hokage hoping to get him to be able to join. When they entered the office, the hokage was having a tense, but not yet heated, conversation with Tsunade. Hiruzen, who saw them, motioned for them to sit-down in some of the nearby chairs while he finished his conversation. Unfortunately, this conversation ended up being longer and angrier than he thought it would.

"Yeah... That's a good idea." Naruto, though annoyed he couldn't get to train at first, decided that the blonde haired lady was scary.

"You two stay!"

"Yes Ma'am" Both Naruto and Tora replied immediately.

They weren't in the mood to become a broken wooden desk.Thus for the next ten minutes or so, they watched Tsunade let out her rage on the most powerful man in the village. Of course more and more furniture was getting destroyed but I digress.

After calming down somewhat, Tsunade then walked up to the two children with a frown on her face.Tora and Naruto gulped at this.

"If what Sensei told me is right, you're old Akio's grandson, and your Naruto Uzumaki right?"

Both Tora and Naruto nodded.

"I see, you see Sensei asked me to help train the Hoshi kid in the future since he said he wanted to learn the basics of medical ninjutsu to strengthen his body." Tsunade explained.

"But now that your here too kid, I might as well help out the old man train both of you since your both so willing to get yourselves killed. Hopefully you don't end up becoming f*ckups like his last batch of students." She glared at Hiruzen as she said that.

"Thank you Lady Tsunade, we shall be in your care.We will await your call in the future." Tora immediately replied and turned to escape with Naruto.

He was soooo done, he just wanted to get this conversation over with so he could go back to dealing with a normal level of insanity.

"And where do you think your going? I didn't say you could leave yet." Tsunade gripped his shoulder as she said that.

Tora felt that his shoulder was getting crushed by a gorilla. Of course he wanted to live so he didn't say this out loud.

"Oh, it looks like you've been working hard. No wonder the old man is interested, your body feels tough and dense. Plus, aside from the kid beside you, your chakra levels are absurd for your age."

"Thank you Lady Tsunade, I try my best." Tora grunted out despite the pain.

"Good, I expect your flesh to become steel once I'm done teaching you medical ninjutsu in the future.I expect you to be able to take a punch from me when you reach genin."

'Fuuuuuuuuuuu*k, that doesn't sound good at all' Tora was starting to get concerned.

Tora could only nod meekly in reply however.

"Now get ready for your training, old man had set you up with a good teacher today. She's a bit of sadist so she'll definitely beat any weakness out of you, perfect preparation for my session, I don't want to have to deal with kids who cry about pain." Tsunade had a smile on her face as she said this.

'Fuuuuuuuuuuu*k, that doesn't sound good at all either.' Tora was really starting to regret coming here.

Tora turned to Naruto.

"Naruto you might want to sit this one out. You still haven't learnt the basics of being a ninja and I have a feeling I might die today, I just want you to remember me when you become hokage." Tora had the face of a prisoner who had accepted his placement on death row.

"Oy oy oy, who said he got to go home. Naruto, your staying with me and the old man until you can get at least get a perfect score on the first day assessment tests at the academy. From what I heard your a complete knucklehead so I guess we need to beat it into you." Tsunade stopped Tora's attempts to save Naruto.

'But… you can't go higher than a perfect score in those tests.' Tora thought, but wisely did not say anything.

Naruto was already shaking in fear due to the face Tsunade was making.

'I'm sorry Naruto, I got you into this hell. But don't worry, I'll get you out.'

Tora then immediately made a jutsu sign.

"Starscourge Jutsu: Starcrash"

Similar to Starcaller, he emitted a gravitational field with himself as the epicenter. Only this time, instead of pulling objects towards him, he exerted force to repel them.

Compared to his exhibition more than a month ago, the force he generated had definitely increased. It was at the point that genins would not be able to resist its force. Random small furniture and decorations were flung away from Tora.

"Naruto RUN! I'll hold her off!" Tora yelled.

Naruto was about to run, however he saw the sincere willingness to sacrifice himself in Tora's eyes. Something he had never seen anyone do for him before.Thus, resolve started burning in Naruto's eyes.

"No Tora! We ninja don't run away from battles and leave our friends behind. Dattebayo!"

Tora smiled at this gesture of solidarity from his friend.

"Your right Naruto, lets escape toget…" As Tora was replying to Naruto, he was interrupted.

THUD!

THUD!

Tora and Naruto immediately lost consciousness and slump forward but are caught by Tora's teacher for the day.

"Well, that was entertaining. I'll take my leave with this one Lady Tsunade. I'll be sure to do as you said and make sure he won't flinch at anything by the time he gets to you." The new arrival addressed Tsunade.

"Thank you Anko, you can push the kid pretty far. I felt it myself, he's a prodigy when it comes to toughness and strength. Your allowed to do anything to him that I'll be able to heal within a day." Tsunade said to Anko.

"Hey that opens up a lot of things. Lucky you kid, you'll get training from a beautiful sister and then you'll get to be healed by another beautiful sister." Anko had a wide smile as she said this.

"Sigh… go on Anko. Be sure to get some basic awareness training in today. That child was not able to sense you the entire time they were here, and you were emitting fake bloodlust not even trying to hide your presence. I fear his strengthened body and affinity for fighting has dulled his other senses." Hiruzen finally took control of the conversation.

"No problem hokage-sama." Anko nodded her head and body flickered away while carrying Tora's unconscious body.

"Do be careful with him Tsunade, I don't want to have to explain to Akio, when I finally see him, that I had gotten his grandson killed in training."

"You worry too much old man, in this time of peace, young kids need to understand the hardships of war. But I'll send Shizune with them just in case. By the way, how did you get the Hoshi clan to agree to this training for their prodigy?" Tsunade asked curiously.

Hiruzen took a breath out of his pipe and then exhaled

"Sigh... both Yua and Aka are protective, but they realized the importance of strength after what happened to their village. Funnily enough, Aka has more of a hands off approach in training his son while it was Yua who pushed for me to convince you to train him in medical ninjutsu and body strengthening." Hiruzen explained.

"Huh, smart and scary woman. Poor kid." Tsunade remarks.

Hiruzen almost chokes on hearing the irony of Tsunade's statement. He decides to move away from the topic.

"Now then… Before Naruto wakes up, Inu. Go call for Mikoto, we need to have a discussion on Naruto's living situation." Hiruzen said while turning to Tsunade.

*About 20 minutes later

Tora opened his eyes and found himself in a huge forest filled with large trees. He stands up and looks around trying to gain his bearings.

'This doesn't look good. If I didn't know any better, I'm in the forest of death. No way would they throw me in here right?'

It was then he felt a kunai cutting his cheek. Blood started dripping down his face. Anko appeared behind him, holding him tightly in a chokehold while holding the Kunai she used to cut him.

"Congratulations kid, you have a one day stay at my training camp. Don't worry, I'll make sure your ready for Lady Tsunade's training. By the time I'm done with you, you might even like getting hit." Anko said as she licked Tora's blood off her kunai.

It was at this moment, Tora knew, he was screwed.

'Fuuuuuu*k...what a drag.' Tora thought to himself as hell began.

Author's Corner

Hey guys!

In this chapter I wanted to show more of our MC's training plan and the gap of strength he still has to climb despite being a prodigy. Eventually,he will basically be training once a week with each of his tutors. Asuma & Kurenai(Close quarters combat and Genjutsu defense), Anko (Survival and Awareness/Perception), Tsunade (Medical Ninjutsu/Body Strengthening). Though he will be consulting other experts (Yugao, Hayate, etc) when he has time.

Also, though Tsunade is here earlier and will be the next hokage. She doesn't want the position yet and is letting Hiruzen keep it warm for her until she wants it(She gets the gambling allowance now however). In this version, Tsunade is able to cope with her trauma sooner out of necessity. It is also likely she will feel some kinship and protectorship with Naruto(Someone that deeply remimds her of her brother) as he is the last known Uzumaki while she is the Last Senju.

Thanks for reading!

Hope you keep enjoying.