Beginning of the hive

"Well Badger there's no time to waste, we've wasted enough thus far, lets go and do what we have to do. It looks like their tech is at a low industrial level, this means their tanks likely haven't even reached Magnetic artillery level. In short, in order to give a show of strength, tell them to hit you with a tank shell."

"Kim, the oh so wise one, what happens if it's penetrative instead of explosive, it may leave a bruise and they'll believe that if they hit me with everything they've got that they can kill me. Not to mention you who looks like a regular rifle would kill you."

"Then harden your chest hair into your semi-badger form before it hits you to make sure there is no room for injury unless you think that even that won't be enough."

"Gotcha, well there's no reason to keep the show from the beginning, let's have some fun here!"

As a cargo door on the ship opened the atmosphere was tense, would war begin here, or would a new age start from this very moment?

Exiting the ship a burly and hairy man existed, shirtless wearing grey and reflective cargo pants, as well as brown boots that look like they've been tracked through a thousand dunes of dirt.

"Hello, humans, to make sure my translator is working properly, may one of you be so kind as to fire a tank shell right here?"

Pointing at his hairy and exposed chest the human-badger hybrid seemingly decided to taunt humanity as a first encounter. Yet no tank drivers dared to carry out the request without orders from at least a general, yet they wouldn't give the order unless the world leaders agreed.

"I guess my translator isn't working properly, if civil communication fails, then only primal power will do the trick... shame I liked this pla-"

Before he could finish his sentence 3 tanks fired simultaneously at the exposed chest, an incendiary, shrapnel, and penetrative shell collided with the man known as badger.

As a black cloud-shrouded standard sight many were left wondering why exactly that was even the first request of the man. Others had greed in their eyes, as they saw a whole spaceship waiting for a new owner to take it.

"Good good I didn't overestimate myself!"

A triumphant voice was heard within the cloud of smoke, as fear was plastered on the face of those who previously had greedy intents.

With a clap, the sight became clear, without a scratch or bruise the man stood there smiling.

"Well, my job here is done, let me introduce you to Kim, my partner.

Exiting the ship in slow strides was a woman exuding a charm that wasn't otherworldly but supernatural, had she asked to be shot at the tank drivers would not have hesitated to heed her commands.

She wore a full-body suit that was grey and reflective similar to badgers' cargo pants.

She was perceived as dominant by all men who laid eyes on her except for one who closed his eyes as he thought if he looked any longer he'd find himself 'distracted'.

Her hair and eyes were like molten magma, black and red, Her hair was chaotic, some red streaks were found, and at other times there were simply round black spots. Her eyes were split into crescents of varying colors.

She had a round face and very pinchable cheeks.. yet she was huge..

Towering over everyone even badger at a height of six feet eleven inches she spoke

"Hello humans, I hope you didn't just come to fight but to talk. Bring out your speakers, preferably those who I can see eye to eye with, looking down will put a crook in my neck."

In the representative lobby everybody turned together to a man now holding a vegan chicken skibob, he froze when he heard her request be he knew quite well that he was the tallest representative, with the next being 6 feet 2 inches.

Being rushed out of the room and having his skibob taken, he put a smile on his face and prepared to "save the world" or "win it some favor"

"Hello Madam Kim, I'm Pal. Ennis, the representative of humankind, welcome to Earth!."

"That's what you call this planet now? earth, excellent, are you as tall as the representatives come? And why are your eyes closed? Are you blind or something?"

Her tone shifted drastically as she continued talking, starting with fascination, then to amusement, finally to anger as a smiling man looked up to her with his eyes closed.

"No Madam Kim, I am following one of the principles I teach, when faced with temptation, just look away, don't even put it in your sights. It would be very-"

Before Pal could finish his sentence he found that there was an enormous pressure bearing down upon him, he grits his teeth with a smile, as he began to notice that the pressure was reversing. Gravity itself seemed to be lessening, specifically where his head, no his eyes were.

"Open Your Eyes This Instant! Not making eye contact where I am from is a grave offense, I know not what temptation you speak of but you better take your eyes out, open them, or prepare to lose your life and risk your whole planet offend us!!"

Opening his eyes to be greeted with two eyes that pulled him into them, to the point he wished he never had to blink again Pal had one thought after another

"Maybe this temptation isn't so bad after all."

"My blog is definitely going to hear about this."

"I wonder if I can fix us."

"Is she in a relationship with the other guy?"

"Should I try to shoot my shot or speak for Earth's sake?"

Something society would call a "simp" awoke that day, yet in a man that wouldn't just give in and let it control him.. easily.

"How may I be of service Madam Kim?"