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Reborn with Steve Stand

This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. if you don't take this thing seriously, it's funny. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night ->

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[Sponsored] Chapter 499: Preparation, just banter

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"Sounds like... are you threatening me?"

After Fang Mo finished speaking, Thanos in the holographic image also slowly began to speak: "Such formidable courage, sorcerer, but you seem not yet to realize your situation."

"Oh, is that so?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Mo also revealed a smile: "Are you sure it is I who has not realized my own situation?"

"I am destiny, the mission I carry on my back is beyond your imagination." Thanos looked calm, slowly stating: "By any means necessary, I will gather the Infinity Stones. You... care about Earth, don't you?"

"How so?"

Fang Mo raised an eyebrow: "Trying to threaten me?"

"Hand over the stones, or I will destroy the entire Earth." Thanos didn't hide his intentions, slowly raising his left hand that wore the Infinity Gauntlet, and straightforwardly threatened: "Sorcerer, you should know I have the power to do so."

"Whether I know or not is beside the point, I have something I'd like to ask you."

After hearing Thanos's threat, Fang Mo laughed again: "Do you know... what I hate the most is being threatened by others?"

"Facing destiny, you have no choice."

Thanos said lightly.

"Heh, fine."

Fang Mo was amused to anger by Thanos, so he directly spoke up: "I recall Gamora is still held on Earth, right? Well then, I will add an item to my livestream in half an hour, in addition to destroying the Infinity Stones, I will also chop Thanos's daughter into dumpling filling, and broadcast this hopeful video to the entire universe."

"Then I will destroy the entire Earth."

Thanos immediately responded without thinking: "Not just humans, I will spare no life, everyone must die, and I will make them suffer immensely before death."

"Alright then, let's do as we say."

Fang Mo replied with a smile to the other party: "Talking big now is useless, let's see the truth under our hands in a moment, I'm going to buy some chives and shrimp, and also a basin of dough, you might want to think about how to blow up the Earth."

After speaking, Fang Mo directly gave Ultron a look as a signal.

The latter immediately cut off the communication.

And after Thanos's holographic image disappeared, the scene fell into silence for a while, until Nick Fury finally spoke up to Fang Mo.

"Was what you just said serious?"

Nick Fury asked.

"That's what I wanted to ask as well." The next second, Strange also couldn't help but speak up: "Forgive me for speaking frankly, I think this is just actively delivering the stones to him, and possibly even the entire Earth as a funeral offering."

"Do you even have the face to say that?"

As soon as Strange finished speaking, Fang Mo rebuked him irritably: "If you hadn't lost sight of the Time Stone, we would be three on three now, not two against four, okay?"

"But I heard the Space Stone was originally in your hands."

Strange also retorted unabashedly: "But when Thanos attacked me, he was clearly using the powers of the Space Stone... don't tell me that stone wasn't yours."

"It's because he stole my stuff, that's why I want to mess with him."

Fang Mo stated matter-of-factly: "Forget four stones, even if I give him another one, what could it do, I could still pin him to the ground and beat him senseless. One punch from me could flatten the old folds on his chin..."

"Both of you wait a moment, now is not the time to discuss who is at fault."

Nick Fury stopped the argument between Fang Mo and Strange, then asked Fang Mo again: "Fang Mo, were you serious just now? I mean, about the matter concerning Earth."

"This is the only chance to take him down without any harm."

Facing his own people, Fang Mo explained specifically: "If I don't find a way to lure him to Titan, then the main battlefield would be here on Earth, need I remind you of the power of the Infinity Stones? My battle with this purple-skinned old giant could easily blow up this planet in minutes, if anything unexpected happens, I can't guarantee there won't be any accidents."

"What time is it, and you're still playing with rhetorical literature..."

Nick Fury said with a headache, touching his forehead: "So you must have some plan in doing this, right? What do you intend to do?"

"Figure out a way to hide Earth."

Fang Mo touched his chin: "Half an hour should be enough time, we'll split into two groups, Ultron and Strange will head to Titan now, and then I'll fly you guys over."

"Why bring me along?"

Strange, after listening, vaguely realized something was wrong: "I must first protect the Earth, it is my responsibility as the Sorcerer Supreme."

"No, can you be more awesome than me?"

Fang Mo certainly couldn't tell him that he was about to activate the power of a demonic god, and could only bluff: "You must take the lead against Ultron, otherwise, who will open the door for us later?"

"But on Earth's side..."

"Don't worry, I naturally have a way to solve this."

Fang Mo patted Strange on the shoulder and said, "We've known each other for some time, right? When have I ever lied to you? Did I not heal your arm as I said I would? Now is not the time to argue about this, you'd better listen to me and do as I say. I am the strongest Avenger, and I have the longest tenure, you, a newcomer, should just stand properly and... just obey."

"Sorry, as far as I know, you have always denied being an Avenger."

Strange immediately said here, "If we're talking about tenure, at least I am still a member of the Avengers, while you..."

"Sorry, he is the major shareholder of the Avengers Alliance." At a critical moment, Nick Fury had to step in to mediate: "Strictly speaking, he is our semi-boss."

"..."

Strange fell silent after hearing this.

He used to be a surgeon and indeed was not short of money, but how could he compete with someone who could literally turn things into gold, didn't even Tony Stark stay quiet?

"I support Fang Mo's plan."

And just then, a voice suddenly spoke up.

Everyone turned their heads and found that it was Captain America, Rogers, who had spoken.

"Although Fang Mo's actions are sometimes perplexing, all the outcomes are good," Captain America turned his head to look at Fang Mo and seriously said, "He is indeed correct, if we do not do this, Earth will not escape Thanos's threat."

"Right, I also support Fang Mo's idea."

Another voice sounded, and Stark also slowly stood up: "Remember the purpose of the Avengers Alliance? It's not some organization to save the world, but as the name implies, if the world is destroyed, we have to find the culprit to avenge..."

Seeing the two most influential members of the Avengers taking sides.

Then there was nothing much for others to say.

Hawkeye ate the enchanted golden apple and obtained the Eye of Ender, owing Fang Mo a huge favor, and Natasha also agreed with the captain and Stark's views.

As for Dr. Banner not far away, he was more inclined towards Fang Mo.

After all, Fang Mo helped him with the big trouble of Hulk, giving his life to Fang Mo would not be a problem.

Although it's said that Fang Mo seems to always be torturing his father-in-law, General Ross... but honestly, Banner didn't like him either, the guy not only pursued Hulk but also prevented his love with Betty, so letting him suffer a bit was quite satisfying. Thinking this way, Dr. Banner was even more willing to support Fang Mo.

After all, even the Hulk inside him had a good impression of him.

In short, after everyone agreed with Fang Mo's plan, Strange's objections seemed particularly weak, and in the end, he could only reluctantly nod and agree.

Half an hour was indeed very tight.

So everyone immediately began to get busy.

Combatants were organizing their equipment, and Nick Fury also notified the President of the United States, indicating that a world-class crisis was about to emerge, so he wanted to apply for special authority and the like.

And besides that.

Nick Fury also specifically got in contact with the Guardians of the Galaxy... or rather, the Rocket team.

It was impossible to find a spaceship on Earth in a short time, but Star-Lord had a ready-made spaceship, and with time pressing, they had no choice but to borrow it from him.

But the members of the Rocket team, upon hearing that Fang Mo was going to fight.

Actually, they all expressed their desire to participate.

Now, with a great enemy ahead, having more teammates was naturally a good thing. So, quickly, under Nick Fury's arrangements, the members of the Rocket team immediately took Ultron and Strange with them to fly to space, aiming to reach Titan as soon as possible.

And as for Fang Mo's side, after Strange left…

He immediately took over the situation at Kamar-Taj, swiftly deactivating the magic circles of the three great temples here at the fastest speed.

After the temple magic circles were deactivated, Fang Mo immediately utilized his powers as a Dimensional Demon God. Of course, this time, he did not use the powers of the Abyssal, as those were far too sanity-draining. It was quite normal for a few hundred million people on Earth to go insane from just one entry and exit.

The source of the Dimensional Power he unleashed this time originated from the pure white super-space-time.

Fang Mo slightly spread his hands, and endless white light burst forth from his body. This substantial, brilliant white light quickly enveloped the entire city and then shot towards the high sky, spreading outwards in an explosive manner.

If one were to look from space at this moment.

One would find the entire Earth rapidly being dyed white.

The white light, like a virus, expanded outward, gradually covering the entire planet, obscuring its original mountains, oceans.

Green, blue, all the plates were replaced by white, until the entire Earth turned into a pure white sphere.

And with Fang Mo clenching his hands tightly.

Without any warning, this sphere instantly vanished from this universe.

"Phew, done."

After swallowing the Earth into his dimension, Fang Mo also took a deep breath. This was his first time using his powers as a Dimensional Demon God on such a large scale, and feeling a bit nervous was inevitable.

But it must be said.

The authority of the Dimensional Demon God is truly outrageous.

Even now, for Fang Mo, without relying on external aids like the Infinity Stones, destroying a planet with his own hands would require a great effort, using Laevatein and the Ring of Arcana.

But the power of the Dimensional Demon God is completely unreasonable.

If this planet had no magic circles, or something else protecting it, the Dimensional Demon God could swallow it... really in no time at all.

No wonder Dormammu was so arrogant.

Honestly, to him, Earth was just a little snack.

As for Strange's negotiations, it's probably like a maggot on a snack to Dormammu, disgusting him, so Dormammu simply chose not to eat this snack. After all, there are many such snacks in the multiverse, it's easier to just switch to another, no need to get angry over a maggot.

Anyway, after transferring Earth, Fang Mo slowly floated down from mid-air.

And Nick Fury, seeing this, immediately said, "So, this is your dimension? Why is everything white?"

"This is my c*m space," Fang Mo said with a smile.

"…Then never mind."

Nick Fury's face instantly darkened.

"Okay, actually, I was quite interested in this place before, but now is not the time to discuss this." At this moment, Stark, wearing his nano armor, came over: "We should still discuss the tactics for what comes next, given how strong Thanos is, I have a deep understanding."

"What time is it to still discuss tactics?"

Fang Mo couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark after hearing this: "Thanos is absolute strength, tactics can't make up for that, okay? He has no weaknesses."

"Actually, I have another superhero here."

Stark suddenly said: "But he's too young, I'm not sure if he's qualified to participate in this brutal battle, but our enemy is too strong this time, I'm a bit worried we don't have enough manpower…"

"Hm?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo looked at him quizzically but quickly realized, recalling the classic scene from Avengers 3, where Spider-Man disintegrates in Iron Man's arms: "Oh, you're talking about Spider-Man? The parkour kid from Queens, Peter Parker?"

"How do you even know this?"

Stark was taken aback, then couldn't help saying: "You guys haven't met, right? Why do you even know his name? I remember he's quite low-key…"

"No way, it's just that this little guy's gimmicks are too many."

Fang Mo spread his hands and then directly said: "You know? In fact, us superheroes have our own fanbooks online, fans even ship our CPs, I've even seen your fanbooks with Captain America, by the way, you're the bottom… but Spider-Man, this guy, has no fanbooks at all, do you know why?"

"…I don't really want to know."

Stark seemed a bit disgusted, directly wanting to refuse.

But Fang Mo didn't care about those, laughing as he said: "Haha, that's because Spider-Man has no 'book'!"