What the hell i died, meeting god

"omg where am i and where the hell did that stupid a** bus come from well no use wining over it now the good question is where in heavens name am i."

"cough cough"

"who the f*** is that"

"I am who you call a god mortal"

I saw a boy that had long blue hair and sliver eyes and a very short body he had on a leather jacket and leather pant with a high boost and he had a cross ear on his left ear over all he look like those badass short kids in anime. after taking a good look at him he said

"unfortunately you kicked the bucket Dude "

"ah I see" 'like I didn't notice some god you are'

"Dude you better hold those thought of yours because if it was some other god your soul would have died in an instant for that disrespect so your lucky I have a lot of patience"

cold sweat started running down the boy's back

'oh no oh oh no oh no what have i done thank heavens this is a nice god I think and what the hell man you can read my frikin mind who does that'

"yes i can read your mind now anyways I going to give you five wishes and a world of your choosing"

"wow really"

"yes really no need to rush i have plenty of time"

"Ok first I want to go to solo leveling world"

"Granted"

For my first wish I would like to have a system that can buy bloodline and skills and no AI because i prefer to be lonely my second wish is to have unlimited memory where no memory can not be lost and i can store memory's like files on a PC

"Granted and Granted"

"I have to say these are some interesting wishes young man and i like ok continue"

"thanks for my third wish i want that every time I level up I lose each of my emotion except for pride greed and envy starting from anger because I going to start from level one"

"Granted"

let go! for my fourth wish I want that a next system the most handsome and charming man in all the universe I want to have a shop were I can buy skills that can make the dream guy for both male and female because I pansexual obliviously.

"...."

"Ok granted "

"hey what's with that face are you surprised all man wants to be handsome and you know it because your one too!"

"because your weird my guy"

"..."

"um ok then for my last can i save this for later"

"sure when your ready it will be in the bloodline system"

ok can I ask a favor

"sure spit it"

"can I be an orphan and can my face be average"

"..."

ok sure now goodbye

"hey wait I want to say goodbye"

"tsk tsk hurry and become strong brother lets meet again

"wait Zorron is that you wait brother wait!!!!"

*sign* brother your still the same after so many years I hope we can get reunited soon my beloved brother"

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