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Reborn as the Clown Prince

Read all Synopsis! Original name: The Clown/Клоун An ordinary student gets into the most famous psychopath of the DC universe and tries to become a hero. -------- Warnings: 1. There is a lot of fluff and the fanfiction atmosphere will be closer to the animated series "Harley Quinn" 2019. 2. There are sex scenes and quite cringe-worthy (there are a couple between the girls), but in general they are hardly enough for ten chapters in one volume. 3. Despite the "System" tag, the system is often mentioned only at first chapters, but after the 12th chapter it practically does not appear even in the form of alerts (I have no task to gain volume stupidly due to repeated stats), besides, the protagonist himself uses it little, preferring independent development. 4. Slow development of the protagonist. -------- Disclaimer: hello everyone, I have to inform you that an unscrupulous translator of my fanfiction has appeared on the site (FanFictionForge / FanFictionPremium / SpaceMate): "Reborn as a Joker"). I planned to do the translation myself, but after I finish the second volume. The first volume was completed a year and a half ago. Unfortunately, circumstances forced me to act earlier, so I'm posting all the currently open chapters here. At the moment, 192 chapters in English (DeepL) are for free in the public domain here: https://boosty.to/logri/posts/84a7f749-2050-4d6b-99bc-596965b6eb5c P.S.: at least two translated chapters every day, since I'm still writing the continuation of the story, and I spend about 12 hours on each chapter (in Russian).

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"Asshole. - Zatanna cursed and cast a minor curse, using the remains of a cigarette filter to cast it. The spell was unlikely to reach its destination, but there was a small chance that the warlock would spend a couple of hours in the arms of a white friend.

After calming the storm raging in her soul a bit, the sorceress teleported home half of Tyndal's hound, then turned her attention to the blocked and melted entrance to the dungeon. Somewhere down below, her students were now surrounded by a hundred demon worshippers. Although the cultists really shouldn't be any more dangerous than normal humans after cutting the connection with the patron, it was still worth hurrying.

Using the equivalent of an all-seeing eye, she found that the staircase stretched down nearly fifty meters. That's the height of a fifteen-story building! Amazing how deep the fanatics had gotten. Luckily, the passage had collapsed only near the surface, so the enchantress used a spatial jump to get past the obstacle. The spell wasn't particularly costly, and it had protection against moving into solid objects, but it came at the cost of a maximum range of ten meters and a loud thunderclap.

"That's weird.

An oppressive silence surrounded her. The darkness around her was not an obstacle because of her active night vision, but the lower she descended using levitation, the more uncomfortable she felt. At the foot of the stairs, Zatanna cast a light diversion and crossed into the main cavern.

"What's here...

She saw torn human bodies in dark robes lying on the ground, strewn with bones. The cultists had clearly tried to reach the stairs, but something huge and fast had killed them all. Many of the bodies were missing arms and legs, and some of them were crushed by a multi-ton press.

"A flesh golem. - She knew from the distinctive footprints and prepared an attack spell. - Jay! Harley!

The illusionist swiftly made her way to the ruined altar, feeling the emanations of pain and suffering emanating from it.

"Hey, where are you?!" She shouted again, chilling inwardly.

They hadn't known each other too long, but when she took over the training, she made a definite commitment.

"If you're a survivor, I'll take you up on your offer! ...Besides, John was an asshole, and ex-criminals are much better than he is. - Zatanna muttered that last sentence to herself.

But only silence was her answer.

"Gr-u-u-u-u-u-u.

Suddenly there was a low roar from a distant branch, followed by the approaching stomp of something huge.

"Wow, you've gotten so fat... EOKSDA YAMALP!" The brunette shouted as she saw a huge, toothy face emerge from the tunnel, formed from the torso of some unfortunate man.

A clot of flame emitting black color crashes into the carcass, and it flashes with flames as if doused in gasoline.

The enchantress attacked with fire a couple more times to weaken the defenses, and then used her usual banishment, and the monster fell to pieces with a howl.

"This is bad. - A life search spell applied showed no large living creatures within a half kilometer radius. - Right, amulets!

There should have been some of the sorceress's mana left in the magic items, so she might well be able to spot them, unless of course they were unused and not too far away.

A powerful gust of wind cleared the site of bones, and mystical symbols flashed on the surface, forming a two-meter circle with a triangle inscribed in the center, where Zatanna stood. The words of the spell fly from the sorceress' lips and reality shudders, forming a circle in front of her face that shows the raw wall of the cave. A small mental effort and now the predatory mouths of the approaching huge arachnids flicker through the window.

"Where the hell are you guys going?!

The girl almost in rapid succession puts a bunch of defenses on herself and then casts a teleportation spell, holding the calculated coordinates in her mind.

 

***

 

~Skr-r-r-r-r~

A strange sound made me open my eyes. I watched in amazement as the spiders struggled helplessly, trying to break the translucent film that had appeared in front of them.

"I see you've decided to not only cleanse the world of demon worshippers, but also feed yourself to these cuties, keeping the endemic population up?

A familiar voice full of superiority sounded to my right.

"Zee, you have no idea how happy I am to see you. - When I turned around, I saw the sorceress standing with both arms outstretched toward the spider monsters.

"Yeah, if you'd start calling me by my proper name, you'd be a natural. Wait, where's the blonde?" She even pulled her hands away from the foil to look around, but returned them to their place when she heard the soft crackle of a protection spell.

"Ran off to get help.

"Well, help has arrived... Shut up! LAV INEMALP!

While we were chatting, the spiders kept trying to break through the barrier. Their screeching and clanking was really tiring, and Zatanna couldn't take it anymore, so she set up a fiery inferno on the other side of the shield. The creatures flashed merrily and rolled around on the ground, trying to dislodge the flames that engulfed them. The painful squeals of the spiders and the crackling of the fire were music to my ears.

Hell, now I'll always take at least one napalm grenade on the job for equally effective and efficient elimination of manpower.

"You can go to the exit, but I have to finish something. - The sorceress said as the monsters stopped showing signs of life.

"Are you sure you don't need help?" I asked, shoving the dead arachnids aside in search of my cane, which I found against the wall. The smell was foul, but I wasn't going to leave my weapon here. - There were mages among the spiders.

"Hmm, let's go get your friend, and then we'll clean out the nest together. - Zatanna suggested, and turned to leave, literally vaporizing the cobwebs blocking the way.

I had to search for my faithful assistant, as she had gotten a good distance from the cave, heading for the ruined castle walls visible in the distance. The sorceress used a search spell and then teleported both of us, using a funny phrase, but I didn't like it at all. Not only did the process feel like climbing through a narrow, narrow tube, but I was practically stunned and then knocked off my feet on the way out.

"You're alive!" Harley was clearly as happy to see me as I was to see her, but my body was clearly against such an abrupt shakeup after the teleport.

"Finish up. - The sorceress called out to us. - We need to kill the spiders, and given their number in the cave, there are at least twenty of them left, and I don't want them to go to the nearest town when they're hungry.

After I broke away from the blonde cutie (or she from me), our battle trio headed back the way we came.

The sweep with the support of heavy artillery in the person of the charming and incomparable sorceress went as smoothly as possible. Zee easily took down the eight-legged monsters, no matter how hard they tried to hide. It turned out that we could have fought off the creatures and escaped on our own if I hadn't used the amulets. They made the arachnids think they had a real mage on the prowl, which was too tasty a target to send up to seventy percent of the nest to capture.

Following the winding paths, we reached the heart of the spider kingdom, located in a huge cave, completely covered with cobwebs. Here we were met with fierce resistance, and even Harley and I had to fight a little while the sorceress was weaving some terribly intricate spells. During this, the queen crawled out to us - a huge spider about four meters in withers and seemingly reasonable, it was trying to click its chelicerae strangely, but the illusionist was clearly not in the mood for a constructive dialog, just burned everything to hell. Joyful.

We walked back to the teleportation point on our own. No matter how brave our mystic mentor tried to be, this expenditure of energy was not good for her. A careful glance noted the faded color of her hair and slightly trembling fingers, and what to say, if the rest of the way we had to support her, helping her walk.

Harley and I were in bad shape, too: dirty, covered in greenish-red slime, with torn suits (especially me) and a lot of wounds (also true of me), and a bit of magical exhaustion. It's a good thing that Zee was able to use a light averted eye, so the locals didn't pay any attention to the strange company at all, or I'd have to deal with the law today. I can't believe we made it through this adventure. Heh, it was fun at times, but it's worth it to prepare for such events more thoroughly, which I can do with a spatial pocket...

"Wait, where did John go?" I asked as we entered the familiar warehouse. I had a feeling something was missing all the way there. - I hope he hasn't decided to bail on us.

"John is a real asshole. - Zatanna stretched her body, and her sundress stretched, revealing her beautiful form. - But you can be glad he kept his end of the bargain by giving half the hound, but for the lessons he said to find him. Though if I were you, I'd find him and finish him off. The bastard sold out to three Lords, Melholm included. I'm sure he was the mysterious informant who tipped off the castle.

The enchantress silently began to launch the portal.

Hmm, now I understand the detailed plan of the castle and the rather sharp reaction to my question about the amount of mana. At the same time, asshole to asshole, but he gave me my charm. Now all I have to do is strip it properly and apply the right runes.

After another magical roller coaster, I collapsed tiredly on the cold floor of the Shadow Peak. In spite of everything, I managed to find the strength to pick up both girls on the way out, though the sorceress didn't really need it, but I decided not to miss the chance to squeeze her soft ass. Judging by the brunette's reaction, she didn't give a damn. Her only wish was to have a hot bath and then go to sleep, but before she could get away, I asked for a book on how to properly cut up magical creatures, took the trophy, wrapped it in a tarp, and arranged to meet again in a couple days. It's a shame that spiders are mostly useless for making magic trinkets, and it's useless to look for mages among the burned arachnids, since they don't stand out much from the rest of the species.

Returning to the apartment was not particularly triumphant. We literally saved the world from the demon invasion, but instead of a parade of a thousand other people and the keys to the city, as it happens in various movies, we were waiting in the morning traffic jams, waking up the city.

At home, I placed half of the dead carcass in the refrigerator, moving the groceries aside and removing a couple of shelves. I took a quick shower, and then I literally collapsed on the bed, hugging the blond cutie in my sleep.

 

***

 

The morning colors with gentle light and a gorgeous blowjob.

Today Harley had been especially helpful, giving me a great release. She was in a playful mood all through breakfast, but my mind was on Tindal's hound dog in the fridge. I was itching to start creating, so after a quick snack, I warned her that I'd be busy with something important, and locked myself in my workshop.

The skin of a magical creature was good in that it didn't require special dressing. On the contrary, the freshest materials were required for a more powerful effect. The first thing I decided to do was to create some ribbons that I planned to sew into the pockets of my everyday clothes. The magic cylinder, while fun, was not very practical.

Surprisingly, the skin of the creature was not too strong and was easily cut with an ordinary knife into strips of the required width, then they had to be boiled on low heat for a couple of hours, adding dyes to give the necessary color, but I was completely satisfied with the native dark blue, almost violet color. It was a good thing that I didn't have to do any complicated manipulations like with ordinary skin, one word: magic.

To my great surprise, the apartment was empty, and there was a note from my assistant on the kitchen table, saying that the girl had left on a very important matter and would be back in the evening. It was strange, but I had more important things to do right now.

While the hide was cooking, I put the rest of the giblets in the fridge and began to calculate the runes. It's not just a matter of putting a couple of symbols on a prepared surface, but a complex ritual that must take into account all the necessary parameters. For example, I can't set the weight to zero, as well as a large volume, or at least dynamic, as it was done by the sorceress. I stupidly do not have enough mana, besides, I plan to get the maximum functionality provided by the magical background.

As a result, by five o'clock in the afternoon I had five strong ribbons on the table, resembling the structure of silk, and a template with the necessary combination, which I decided to carefully apply with an engraver. Another minus an hour of time and now two tapes became miniature spatial folds with a volume of two liters with thirty percent light weight and switching the mode in case of inspections, although the extra weight will not go anywhere, but it is unlikely to be noticed in case of a search.

To test it out, I sewed one of the ribbons into my casual pants pocket and then easily stuffed the cane inside. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. I now resembled Donkey Ea or some porn actor heavily engrossed in his work. My experiments were interrupted by a quiet knock, after which Harley's head, with a funny holiday hat on top, peeked into the workshop.

"Mr. J, how much longer do you need?" The girl asked.

"Two more hours, and I only had time to make two more ribbons.

"Oh, you did it?!" She went inside, and I noticed that her clothes were replaced by some colorful straps. - Cool *-*. - The cutie watched with admiration as the rather long cane was hidden in the pocket. - Will the bat fit?

"Two, even.

"Wow... You're going to make me one of those, aren't you?" The blonde girl pressed herself against me, gazing into my eyes with excitement and anticipation.

"Naturally, that's what I planned to do... What's the occasion?" I adjusted the strap on the girl's nipple.

"Oh, it completely slipped my mind!" She slapped herself stupidly on the forehead. - I had a present for you!

"A gift?

"Today is November twenty-fourth, your birthday. Have you forgotten?" My assistant said. - Don't tell me I got the date wrong, because it would be difficult to get it all back.

"Hmm, that's right!" The last few days have been too eventful and I've completely lost track of that. - I suppose you'll be the gift?" I leaned toward her a little, biting her seductive ear.

"Ummm... Something just as beautiful. Close your eyes.

I obediently complied, after which Harley led me into the main hall.

~Tooooooooooooooooo~

The sound of a piping-tongue sounded above his ear.

"Surprise!

Opening my eyes and clearing my stunned ear, I turned my attention to the apparently present.

In the center of the room, suspended on a sex swing, was a cancer-red, fixed Barbara in her superhero outfit, painted with colorful curls. The fabric on her breasts and crotch had been cut away, but her intimate parts were chastely covered with red bows that were not clearly attached, and her mouth was covered with a dilator.

"How's that? You like it?" Harley was practically dancing with excitement.

"I think it's the best gift I've ever gotten in my entire life!" I kissed my faithful companion passionately.

Mousey didn't show any signs of being forced. On the contrary, sparks of anticipation, embarrassment, and lust flickered in her eyes, mixing into an incredible cocktail that would blow your mind.

With Harley in my arms, I approached the redheaded cutie. I should probably start with the blonde who's given me such a delightful gift. My hand clenched the soft ass, but instead of the expected continuation, my assistant whispered with a gasp:

"Mr. J, why don't you get to the present first? Cause that would be kind of rude. Uhh!

-Ha-ha," I didn't stop what I was doing as I continued to amuse myself with the blonde beauty, "admit it, you just want to see her cumming face.

The caresses are joined by a second hand.

"Figured it out... - Harley snuggles up to me trustingly.

"If that's the case, let's do you!" Step forward, and I'm right up against Batgirl. - Mouse, you do realize that after all this, you'll be ours, right?" As I speak, I begin to slide my palm across her tummy, getting up to her small breasts. Oh, turns out the bow is attached to a clothespin on her nipple: creative.

"Dha. - After a pause, during which I had time to play with her breasts a bit, she did deign to answer. The extender makes it hard to speak coherently, but it sounds like a statement.

"That's great! Then let's do your pussy!" Fear flashed in the girl's eyes, and she suddenly shrank back.

"Uh... About that..." Harley awkwardly ruffled the hair on the back of her neck. - We kind of agreed that you're only going to have her in your ass and mouth. - She pulls back the bow covering the young heroine's pussy, and I can see that it's glued to the anal plug, but the hole above it has been covered with a red sticker with big letters "STOP" on it. - Don't worry, her asshole is already a little developed, I checked!" The blonde stuck out her tongue, which made Babs blush even more, finally matching the color of her hair.

"Ha-ha-ha, and after that you resented Harley's depravity?" I said with a laugh, slowly removing the extra accessory from the girl, which in fact consisted of several balls.

Barbara only sniffled indignantly, trying to control the shivering that enveloped her body.

"Just a second!" My assistant promptly got down on her knees and helped me free my boyfriend, salivating all over him. - I put some lube in her, so it should be perfect. - Harley moved over to the commissioner's daughter. - This is going to make you feel really good. - She licked the bound girl's neck.

Batgirl stared silently and with increasing lust at Jay Jr. slowly approaching her.

I put my cock to the seductive asshole, feeling it twitching, and then very slowly I began to invade inside the tight cave. My faithful assistant definitely spared no lubricant, even dripped on the floor.

"A-gah!" the redhead suddenly exclaimed as I entered all the way in, and then passed out, with a thin trickle dripping out from under the sticker and onto my pants.

Pissed herself and passed out.

"Yeah, unexpected... - I take off my clothes, dressing in the robe lying on the couch.

"Oh..." the blonde moaned softly.

Harley had been playing with her pussy the whole time and was definitely close to finishing, so I'll do her for now, because fucking a passed out girl is so much fun. Ha ha ha ha, no feedback!

Suddenly the lights in the room go out.

~Dzang~

The glass shatters into shards a small cylindrical object with a painfully familiar symbol.

"Look out!

~BANG! ~

I only manage to cover my eyes a little, but that doesn't save them from the incredibly bright flash.

I can't even adjust to the colorful spots in front of me, and even my enhanced vision can't adjust. When I felt the air move, I managed to dodge the first blow, but after that it was like being hit on the head with a hammer and then sent flying into the wall with a mighty kick.

"Kha-ha-ha-ha- Bats, what the fuck are you doing. - I slowly stood up, holding my buzzing head, mentally preparing myself for battle and trying to focus my vision. Had the superhero been brainwashed or had he defected to the villains?

"You bastard. I believed you had reformed!" Gloomy Mouse yelled, exuding tones of anger and hatred and pathos. Such behavior was completely unlike him.

"Isn't that right?

"You ordered her to be drugged!" The Dark Knight's finger pointed at Mouse, still in nirvana.

"Are you okay? Why the fuck would I do that? And don't stare at her!" I ripped off my robe and threw it over the naked girl, leaving myself in nothing but my mother's clothes. Shit, I hope he doesn't get into a fight now, because fighting naked against a man in a latex suit is not what I expected from this life, especially on my birthday...

"I followed the cameras and saw your assistant give her the drug.

"It's still bullshit...

"Catch. - My companion intervened in the conversation, throwing something at Bats. - And get out of here, or I won't be responsible for Mouse's mental state.

"Vitamin C... - The superhero read the label puzzled.

"I'm not stupid to give her something like that. The placebo effect is enough. - Harley frowned, tapping the baseball bat she'd pulled from under the couch.

The man hovered, staring into nothing.

"Get the fuck out of here, you fucking voyeur, and turn off the cameras, too!" I said, intending to kick the extra passenger out, or at least try to. Shit, God forbid Babs actually phase out.

"Uhm... One hundred rumors... - The young heroine gave a weak voice.

A second distraction was enough for the Dark Knight to leave the apartment, and I only had time to see the edge of his cape flashing through the window. That's funny, but he's still a dick.

"Mouse, you were too impressionable and passed out from the orgasm. - I said, stepping next to her and stroking her hair gently.

"She moaned softly as I continued to caress her, running my palm under her knee. Harley likes that kind of thing a lot, too, by the way.

Now we have to get on with it before the "gift" has any questions like why I'm suddenly naked, or about the broken window and the darkness around us.