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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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Fallen Kingdom of Azeroth: Part 2

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Faraam- My name is Faraam and I was sent by his royal majesty to investigate a problem in the lands of Azeroth.

The door was then opened and behind it was a slim man covered in black armor.

???- Follow me boy I'll take you to the captain …

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Following the soldier, Faraam couldn't help noticing the architecture of the place, even being a fortress the place was all decorated, certainly the soldiers must have a better life than the common inhabitant of the lands of Herannor.

Walking behind the man, several soldiers passed by the adventurer. Some sighed and others spoke in low tones so Faraam could not hear them.

Soldier 1-Other...

Soldier 2-So much potential will be lost in vain…

Soldier 1-Will he make it?

Private 2-I doubt, most of those who went to the dungeon never came back...

Faraam, hearing this with his heightened senses, just jotted it down in his mind to keep careful during his journey.

???-We arrived young adventurer.

Said the man opening the door...

???-Go inside, the captain is waiting for you.

Entering the small office it was possible to see an old man with white hair and a gray beard, he was moving some papers on his desk, so Faraam approached him and sat in front of him waiting for the man to say something.

???-So it's you that his majesty sent …

Faraam-Yes …

???-I doubt that you will survive, but if your majesty decided so .... I wish you luck…

Faraam- … 'I also doubt you'll survive long, old fucker'

Faraam- Don't worry I can take care of myself

???- HAHA HA …. Boy I believe but-…

The old man stopped talking when he looked Faraam in the eye for the first time as until now he was focused on the paperwork…

Faraam- Any problem old man?

???- Ahm…. No, boy go south you'll find the dungeon or what could be one about 50 km walk from the wall …

Faraam- 'Fucking just walking… it's already tiring… it couldn't fucking be closer?'

Faraam- I'll be back in a few days.

Rising from his place, Faraam left the old man behind, leaving him alone in his office.

???-'That man … must be why his majesty sent him … just looking into his eyes I felt … divine power' HAHAHA

The man laughed, scaring the guards who were passing through the corridor.

???- It seems that the sun will finally shine intensely on these cursed lands.

From the shadows of the office a woman came out, revealing herself in front of the old man.

In a flash the old man disappeared from his place and he had a sword close to the woman's neck, but when he saw who this young woman was he returned to his former position.

???-Looks like he interested you Gael or should I say Red Hooded Knight, you don't lose your qualities.

Gael- Hahaha you overestimate me a lot I'm just a stale old man , lady Merlin … I can barely go to the battlefield because of my age.

Merlin- Don't say that after all you are the master of our great King…

Merlin- 'And if you went to a battlefield I doubt anyone would survive… this old man is a monster I doubt that even I could do anything against him '

Gael- And to what do I owe your visit here, great magician?

Merlin then looked the old man sharply in the eye.

Merlin- What do you think of that young adventurer Mr. Gael?

Gael then placed his hand on his chin as he thought of an answer.

Gael- Lady Merlin if he is who I think he is-

Merlin- Yes the one who saved the continent 4000 years ago… according to some documents by Ashen….

Gael- But what is he doing here after so long and how is he so… weak

Merlin- That I still don't know… but he has no memories of the past… or at least he doesn't show it… so when he comes back… if he comes back… I want you to train him.

Gael-Consider it done, ma'am… send my compliments to that brat Escanor.

Merlin- Of course Captain Gael.

And as she appeared Merlin disappeared like a shadow in the darkness leaving behind a thoughtful old man.

Gael- It seems that this old man here is still going to have fun for a while...

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Returning to Faraam he was already walking towards the dungeon until he stopped suddenly.

Faraam- System the store has everything for sale right?

System- Yes player…

Faraam- Then look for this item….[TSAR-BOMB]

System- Is the player sure this is the item he is looking for?

Faraam- Yes.

[TSAR-PUMP] cost: 50 000 000֎

Faraam- Show me the item description

Status

Name: TSAR-BOMB

(I don't know what your idea is to look for this item, but I say fuck you now. This is a Soviet nuclear bomb capable of destroying everything in its reach. As a store item this won't do a radiation effect but its area of destruction will be 10 km radius. It is not recommended to spend money on this item you will die if you are a fucking novice player)

Damage: 30,000,000

Warning: (Message: ???-Don't buy this shit Faraam think about the fucking money and what you can buy with it)

Faraam-Just so… System buy one..

[You got TSAR-BOMB]

[Your bank account is now 69 000 000 ֎ ]

Faraam- 'Nice'

(Message: ???-Son of a bitch…)

Faraam- … Fuck off, if you don't want me to explode the bomb the bomb in your head.

Having spent his credits on this 'noble' weapon the adventurer continued his journey through the desolate lands of the fallen kingdom of Azeroth along the way Faraam can only see the wreckage of an ancient civilization … surely the magic of those ancient gods destroyed this land leaving it uninhabitable but what most surprised the young man was the number of zombies, skeletons and some creatures made of shadows that existed in the place.

There was also an eternal fog that limited the vision of those who ventured into the land, which justifies why few enter this cursed land and come out alive. But after several hours of walking the man arrived at his destination in front of him there was a structure that came out of the ground as if it were the basement of a house but this was all made of stone.

Getting closer to the place, a green light came out from inside the place, thus illuminating the stairs that descended to the unknown that was this dungeon…

Faraam- Damn I just don't expect to have to use my newest toy on the boss of this dungeon … HAHAHA …. I hope ….

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TO BE CONTINUED...