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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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An Unlucky Little Day

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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[Your dragon evolved from Child Arch-Dragon to Storm Arch-Dragon successfully]

[You can now name your Arch-dragon]

[Want to name the Arch-Dragon of the Storm?]

Faraam- Oh fuck… yes…

[What name do you want to assign?]

Faraam- The name will be –

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Faraam- It will be... Tempest

[Name successfully entered]

Hearing this the dragon by the name of Tempest gave a grunt of satisfaction..

System- 'Tempest ? … I thought you were going to call him Joaquim '

Faraam-' As a matter of fact, that's what I was going to do, but I thought better of it … he could still get a mustache or something …'

System- 'A mustache ?'

Faraam- 'Yes … like a two meter mustache … on a second thought maybe not a bad idea '

System- 'No player, Tempest is perfect I think he is happy with the name '

Faraam- Tempest I want you to protect the city while I go to do business with the army officers…

The now giant dragon roared and took off towards the city…

Faraam- Now it's time to find the one responsible for this shitty army…

The demigod was going to start looking for the remaining generals of the horde, but a gigantic presence appeared on the spot, the man looked around looking for the person responsible for this but found no one…

But in an instant a shadow appeared in front of the adventurer, from that shadow came a gigantic man with some strange marks on his face and a black armor that covered his entire body...

???- …

Faraam- Who are you…??

???- I'm the one known as the Demon king… and I came to finish you off…

Faraam looked the man up and down and placed a hand on his chin as he thought…

Faraam- Lord demon king … how about we have a drink before I have to kill you or you me?

???- Hmmm … I accept human …

Hearing this, the two beings sat down on the ground … and Faraam took a bottle of Vodka from the inventory and handed a full glass to the Demon King …

Faraam- I have a question Demon King… why did you accept a fucking rooster as your general…

???- Why not … it was a rooster I thought it was very funny when I saw it killing enemies …

Faraam- But it was a fucking chicken… and one more question… why?

???- Why?

Faraam- Why start a war against half a continent… what do you get out of this?

???- If you want me to say mortal… I just do it for fun and because I'm programmed to spread the abyss…

Faraam was undecided what to do after all this man seems to be strong … and he is lazy …

Faraam- ' Let's see if you're that strong [Eye of Ashel]

Status

Name: Andrew Rothschild

Age: 9000 years

Title: Demigod (+4 000 000 sp in all statuses) ↓

Son of the Abyss (Full immunity against secondary effects of the abyss, attracts other beings from the abyss)

World Destroyer (Immunity against fire and demonic magic)

Demon King (Can corrupt any being with his power from the abyss, can summon the flames of purgatory)

Bearer of the seed of the Abyss (Where the bearer passes slowly corrupts the environment around him thanks to the power of the abyss)

Race: Demon (Demigod)↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: ?d??P`»L? (Abyss)

HP: 500 000 000 / 500 000 000

MP: 490,000,000/490,000,000

Lore: Andrew Rothschild also known as the shadow of the night or the first demon King, this demon was the third child of the abyss an entity created by a god of war, from an early age this being proved to be weaker than his brother and sister and to prove himself before them , he set out on a journey through the multiverse where he destroyed several worlds with the abyss and his army of demons that follows him from world to world ... But the question still remains as to how these beings made from the abyss came to appear many gods who are not aligned with the abyss believe that these beings are born out of negative emotions or the wrath of mortals … but this is just a theory … A Game Theory ^-^

Faraam- ' My beloved jesus… the fuck… what is this shit…'

The white haired man faced the Demon King who was drinking from his cup while keeping an emotionless look on his face...

Faraam- 'Does the system have any potion that will increase my luck… to infinity and beyond? '

System- 'Yes … it costs a billion credits … want to buy ?'

Faraam- '… buy that I feel I'm going to need luck '

[You have acquired essence of the god of luck … increase your luck for thirty minutes '

[-1 000 000 000 ֎]

The demigod without waiting consumed the golden potion and faced the Demon King again.

Faraam- And then how are we going to do this... I attack first or you start...

Andrew - I- …

*Brummm*

From the sky a gigantic flash of light appeared and illuminated the entire planet, seconds later a strange being that emanated a murderous aura appeared, this being had a peculiar appearance, this man has white hair and several red tattoos running around his body, he has a large circle that hangs around his neck that gibes a strange feeling, what stood out the most were two black circles that existed on the chest of this divine being.

Faraam- Oh what the fuck… who is this now…?

Faraam looked this 'man' in the eye while holding his glass in his hand…

???- Faraam, we finally meet … again …

Faraam- Oh fuck me….Do I know you ?

Andrew - …

The Demon King was just analyzing these two individuals while filling another glass of drink for himself…

???- We were such good friends… you hurt my feelings 'Nameless King'

Faraam- Oh Oh … [Eye of Ashel]

Status

Name: Nitar

Age: Older than your mother ... that bitch

Title: God (+40 000 000 sp in all statuses) ↓

Trainee God (-300% salary compared to middle class gods)

System Manager (One of the few existing gods able to edit the system)

God of TROL (Trolololo)

Arcane God (+9000% efficiency in using arcane arts)

Race: God (Arcane God) ↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Ancient Gods (Arcane Gods)

HP: 5 000 000 000 / 5 000 000 000

MP: 5 000 000 000 /5 000 000 000

Lore: Nitar is an ancient god and from an early age he was created in the great tower of Babel where the Clan of arcane gods inhabits, this god is one of the last original descendants that manages to control the system thanks to that this god managed to rise quickly in levels of power and was eventually transferred to the dimension of the ancient gods which is ruled by a god of war, since then this god keeps working and trying to earn a decent wage, which proved impossible until now…

Reading this Faraam widened his eyes in surprise thanks to the status of this god…

Faraam- You are that god who reincarnated me I presume…

Nitar- Yes you got it right…

Faraam- 'GO FUCK YOURSELF SYSTEM'

System- 'Why?'

Faraam- 'You gave me a fucking unlucky potion..!!'

Nitar- I just came here to let you know that your life test period will expire today…

Andrew - I think you're unlucky Faraam because I want to kill you too…

Faraam- You can only be kidding me... two against one?

Andrew /Nitar- Yes …

Faraam-Nitar, go turn off the fucking gamemode 1, that shit is too strong…

Nitar- You could have reached this level one day, but it's a shame you're dying today…

Faraam- I'm not so sure about that because... I also have some friends who would like to talk to you...

Next to Faraam appeared Escanor with a gigantic ax and golden armor covering his body and on the other side appeared Gilgamesh with a cylindrical shaped weapon which emanated a disconcerting aura and the king wears golden armor as well…

Faraam- So… let's start this dance?

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TO BE CONTINUED...