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Re:Ron - Life Of A Reincarnated Sidekick

This will be one of the rare stories... A Kim Possible Fanfic! Welp, time for a re-run as the Ronman. Beware folks, this action packed sidekick is ready to go kung-fu on you! Okay, jokes aside, I was reborn in a show I watched with my little brothers and I have no idea how this is gonna go down... I can already see me making a mess of things. /facepalm Recently came across this old show while recovering and remembered some good days. Went on a binge read and now I gotta do my part. This story is inspired by the fanfiction 'Don't Tell' and 'Ron Stoppable and His New Pets'. Book cover is credited to the artist of Ron Stoppable - Ultimate Monkey Master on Pinterest.

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It's Official?

Well that night just happened. And it was absolutely, fantastically, amazingly, great.

But the need to pee and the desire to wash away all the stickiness was prevalent in my mind.

I never knew I would discover that Kim could... Eject so much... And so far. Seriously, some curtains are wet. Rather disturbing and even more so, awesome. Already knew Tara had a spank fetish but to hear Bonnie call her a kajira blew my mind. Like seriously, those books were made back in the sixties! When did you read those?!

And how do I know this? Well I like to read...

Kim and Bonnie were at my sides while Tara laid on top of me and Bonnie. I need to get out of this without waking them.

But I really need to pee.

And with that thought, I affectionately and lovingly throw Tara off me and run like a gazelle to the bathroom. I think I ran past Mrs. R in my hop and a skip run to the guest bathroom.

Why not Bonnie's? Because that's her bathroom, duh.

~~~

"Eek!" Tara did not expect to be thrown over her girlfriend! ... Well that was not planned. She was almost sure that if she slept on her Ronnie and Bonnie, she could get some morning after action!

But noooooo. Ronnie decided he just had to go and run off. Did he regret last night?

I sure hope not, she thought..

~~~

Bonnie was in absolute paradise. Aside from not going the full mile. She could accept that Ron was a guy who stuck to his morals, but damn. How could she not be a little, tiny, ensy bit frustrated! She finally had that cock again! Finally!

And he still wouldn't fuck the daylights out of her!

At least his tongue was talented.

There were definitely some pros to having two girlfriends who wanted the same thing she did. They spent the last few years training him. Some obvious that he didn't mind, but the small things he didn't even notice. Oh she might be the ring leader, and Kim might be the face for the girl's group and maybe, grudgingly, be more popular than her, but Tara was the devious mind.

But damn if it was not hilarious to watch her be flung over behind her while Ron runs off to the bathroom.

I know that Ron run well.

~~~

Kim is still in lala land.

~~~

Tonya 'Tonnie' Rockwaller. Mother of three amazing young women. Loving wife to the greatest man in her life. COO in the company that her husband and herself worked hard to build! And secretly, having a blast watching her three girls fawn over little Ronald!

Who needs Lifetime when she can watch it in action!

Oh she's seen the signs for years but has kept a hands off approach to their advances. She truly hoped that nothing horrible would come out of this. Otherwise she might have to actually punish her girls!

Sigh, which is what she had to reluctantly do last night. Her two oldest were going a bit too far in their obsession with Ronald. To sneak a peek on him while he's in the throes of passion with her little pumpkin and her girlfriends!

Not to mention the scratch marks along the walls and door that will need to be repaired or completely replaced. Those two are so troublesome as of late.

But she did her motherly duties and sat those two down and explained the finer points of taking turns. They were sisters and should learn to share! Not quarrel or obsess over each others things.

Not that little Ronald is a thing, per say, but he was targeted by Rockwaller women. And a Rockwaller always gets what they want. As her husband learned the hard way.

Ah, such fond memories of putting him in his place.. Mmmmm.. Hehehe.

~~~

"Target is in sight, sister dear"

"I see it too, dear sister. Target is proceeding to the shower"

"Approach the target in shower or wait patiently?"

"Silly question from the smart sister. I think we charge in and get our reward for being so patient already!"

"Charge!!"

~~~

Huh, did someone knock at the door?

"Yello?"

...

Nope.

No response. Okies, back to cleaning up.

~~~

Mrs. R sighed. Once again these two girls cause me trouble. Guess we need to have another talk again...

Ron never knew how close he came to being assaulted in the shower.

But knowing who it would have been, would he have really minded?

~~~

I returned back to the room and didn't see my girls in the bed. So I can safely assume they are already taking a shower. Not like I can hear the gaggle of giggles and the squealing in the bathroom attached to Bonnie's bedroom.

Nope, not even the random moan and groan.

Completely enjoying the silence here.

"Well lookie here ladies. 'Someone' finally returned and didn't even join us in the shower! I guess that's to be expected from a guy. Gets his pleasure from three willing girls and disappeared before we woke up. I hope you brought breakfast to make up for that, Ron."

"Well gee Bonnie, I wouldn't say disappear, more like I didn't want a golden shower."

And cue a chorus of "Ewwwww!!!" Heh, still got it.

I had another retort ready... But uhh... They all dropped their towels and proceeded to get dressed. How is it sexier to watch them get clothes on than it was when they undressed last night?!

Whatever, while this is a new experience, I'm going to enjoy this. I'm in for the long haul after all.

Tara finished first and came over to give me a kiss before sitting next to me. Then Bonnie. Then Kim.

"So..." How does one ask the question?

"Yes." Kim must have read my mind.

"Yeah?" Just have to ask again.

"Yep." Bonnie and Tara said together.

"Booyah!"

We are officially a couple! Throuple? Fourple? Whatever, we are official!

*Grooowwwwl grumble grumble*

And I'm hungry. Really hungry.

"Guess our guy is hungry. Eat downstairs or head out to eat?" Kim was also starving if she was being honest. It was almost noon and they worked hard last night after all.

"Out to eat! We need to celebrate!"

"I agree with Tara and I even know just the place to do so." Should I be scared that I saw a glint in Bonnie's eyes when she said that? I mean really? Should I?

Bonnie had her mom drop us off near... A Burger Prince? Seriously?

How have I never known this place exists?

It wasn't until we went in and I saw who was the chasier that I realized why Bonnie recommended this place. Oh she is evil. So very very evil.

I think I even heard Tara giggle.

"Hello! Welcome to... Oh fuck me." Sorry Karen. This is not that type of establishment.

"Yeeesss." Oh lawrdy... Bonnie drawled that out. "Can I get a my girlfriend a double Whoppin' Burger, combo, Pepsi. My other girlfriend would love the same and I'll take a triple Whoppin' burger but a Mountain Dew."

Oh never mind. She's being civil.

"Can you girls even handle all that? You can't be a cheerleader if you are fat." Aaaaaand there goes Karen being a... sigh.

Wait, did she just ignore me here or something? And what about my order?!

"I don't think our boyfriend would mind. After last night's workout, we need our energy. But I guess you wouldn't understand what that's like?" Bonnie leaned up against me, and for some odd reason, I couldn't help but wrap my arms around her waist. Weird, it's like being lead in a play by a senior actress. She knows what to do and I follow along almost decently.

"Psh, Elephant Ears? I get why you need to compensate for the lack of a real man with all the meat. I don't see what he can do for you." Wow. Just wow.

"More like we've discovered a new found love for being stuffed." All three of my girls were rather... Affectionate in their display when Bonnie said that. Bonnie ground her buttocks against me. Kim was leaning on my arm and stroking my arm. Tara just tip toed up and kissed my cheek.

This was all planned. Damn it.

I should have showered with them... To prevent this!

Yeah! To prevent the scheming they did!

"Yeah, and I bet you all had a massive orgy. Whatever. Look. Just hurry up and pay for your shit and get out." Um Karen. "Last thing I want to do is deal with you dykes and your pet dumbo." Karen? Behind you. "Fucking tired of this bull."

"I agree with you Ms. Counte. I am tired of it too. So you can leave now and considered yourself on a permanent leave." That'd be her manager.

I don't think I've ever seen someone snap their neck around so hard that it gave me whiplash. So consider that a tic off on my bucket list.

"But.. They.. It isn't my fault sir! She instigated it!"

"My apologies to you three. Your meal will be free today. I hope you will continue to dine with us despite this incident."

Mr.. Jacobs? Was ignoring Karen like she was a malformed, hump backed, cackling witch.

Heck, he went to his office and she stormed in after him.

"Did you really have to antagonize her, Bon Bon? I don't think she really deserves all that just because she doesn't like me."

"Oh don't worry about her, hon. She's probably already working on keeping her job anyway. But upside, we got a free meal."

I looked over to the manager's door and saw a hand up against the small window....

Yep, it's official.

There is no escape for me.. And I got a free meal!

Wait a second... I never got my order in!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not my best chapter. But hey, it made me giggle. And some days that's all I need.

Hope you have a great day.. And stay warm. Very very warm. No more snow.. No more pushing cars out of the snow.. No more icicles that can be used to stab infuriating people...

Actually the last part sounds okay.

Anyways. /bow

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