Re:My Life Jumping Worlds

When I woke up this morning I wasn't expecting to be standing in the middle of some god damn fantasy town, but I guess that's how things go.

I didn't expect to start freaking out due to the madness of being Ieskai'd.

I also didn't expect to be placed into Re: Zero

Now, I am in the definition of FUCKING ANIME HELL! I was eating goddamn cereal for Christ sake! Why am I here?!

But I fucking guess that's the fucking way this god damn shit situation is going to FUCKING go!

I start hyperventilating at the familiar scenery to the same place as the main character of Re:Zero.

"I'm fucked, Aren't I?" I mutter to myself beneath my breath.

[System Initializing]

[50%]

[100%]

[System Initialization complete]

[Scanning Body]

[Physique 1.1 standard human Physique with an athletic swimmer's build]

[Mind 1 standard human mind]

[Soul .8 standard human soul weakened by return by death parasitic skill.]

[Scanning Acquired abilities]

[Return by death(witch Parasite)]

[Detecting Return by death as detrimental--- modifying to ensure fairness.]

I feel like I'm being torn apart from the inside out, and then, I cough up some black goop.

[Soul +.5 and [Return by Save point: Enhanced(Temporary until objective fulfilled)] Acquired. No loss of power after death, all training is permanent: Body Limit Removed your body will act like a body born in this world and continue to grow stronger despite Previous limitations. Autosaves every 60 minutes. All saves are selectable.]

I Think Furiously, "What the hell is my objective here?!"

I am greeted with silence by the system for a full 10 seconds.

[Acknowledged, Your goal is to Eliminate Natsuki Subaru as your prime directive. Superseding all Directives.]

[GAINED SKILL Authority Dispersion field.]

What the fuck is happening to me?! I exclaim within my mind, petrified. throwing curses and rage everywhere, while maintaining a look of calm on the outside.

I quickly walk away from my spot. I see a canal with a bridge over it, I need to make sure I'm still me.

I look into the water, and I am relieved to see that I still look like myself.

Blue eyes? Check! a mop of Red hair? Double-check. Leather jacket with a black T-Shirt with the lyrics to Queen's bohemian rhapsody printed on? CHECK! Jeans and Leather boots? Check-check!

the notification of [Starter Pack Pending, Please open menu.] Snaps me out of my self-inspection.

Okay, I'm still me, Now, it's time to check out what my stats do and open whatever starter pack this ridiculous ROB gave me.

[menu, inventory, Shop Items: Open starter pack? ] I nod, to myself and apparently before I can even think the word Yes, I get several notifications

[Gained Divine Blessing of Cultivation -F Rank LVL1- (Able to Cultivate by oneself and increase one's stats by circulating energy of any kind into your dantian.) stops at body Refinement LVL 18 on this realm. and Chi gathering LVL 6 Due to Planar Regulation]

[Gained katana(Scabbard included) + Iaido -F Rank LVL1- + One sword style -F rank LVL1- (One Piece)]

[Mixed martial arts -F rank LVL1- (brawling) + Mixed Martial Arts -F rank LVL1- (Grappling)]

+1000 system points.

I quickly materialize my sword and place it on my hip. I've read enough fanfiction and system Novels to Know how to operate this shit without making a fool of myself.

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I wonder if I came here before canon started. The reason I wonder this is because I've been sitting in this dark alley for some time, and I haven't seen Felt or the Bandit trio from Canon.

[Confirming Query: Host timeline 6 months before Canon.]

Well, I guess I need to earn some cash then. Mercenary's guild here we come.

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Locating the Mercenary's guild was extremely easy. There was a huge red sign that had the words Mercenary Guild, on top of it.

I quickly enter Inside.