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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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The thousand-year love-hate relationship between Gou Liang and the puppy began. Oh, they did not admit that they loved each other.

The puppy's high tension made the teacher alert for a while.

Although the puppy was young and harmless, he could not predict its real ability. Something that it regarded as a natural enemy could lead to the destruction of the Three Realms. It could not be underestimated.

But at night, he returned to his real body and patrolled around a thousand miles. He also summoned the land owner to inquire, but he did not find anything threatening.

Thus, he was confused.

After observing carefully for a while, Teacher Li came to a conclusion.

This puppy was acting coquettishly with him.

Because of the ten years of neglect, the teacher indulged it a little more. Who would have thought that the cute little puppy would want a yard after getting an inch? Every time, it would burrow into his bosom. For twenty-four hours a day, it wished it could spend twenty-six hours in his bosom. It didn't even look at the essence of the sun and moon that was being breathed in and out by the treasured tree.

When the teacher went to school, he wanted to take it out, but it did not give up and tore his clothes.

Teacher Li was now clean and had no more than five sets of summer clothes. He did not want his clothes to be a disgrace, so he let it be.

Thus, the students of the Yellow School could always see a small lump on the teacher's chest.

A few times, when he was teaching, a white fluffy tail stretched out from his lapel and shook the teacher's chin happily. Then, the teacher put it back in expressionlessly.

This scene was used as a strange topic by the students and attracted many senior brothers to come and watch.

Every day, when Teacher Li returned to his house after class, he would see some game outside the house. The most common was roast chicken. Some were given by Old Ding, some were given by others. Even the headmaster came to join in the fun.

The whole Lin 'an Academy knew that Teacher Li did not eat meat. It was obvious who he was giving it to.

Of course, the most diligent one was the little fatty.

In order to earn money to buy roast chicken, the little fatty rubbed his eyes and did not let go of any business opportunity. He worked hard in the Academy and even had some savings.

Aside from using this money to buy medicine for his frail mortal mother, the rest of the money was saved up and given to the Dog Deity. He couldn't bear to spend a single copper coin on himself, let alone be generous to others.

In the long run, the students in the Academy who knew that he had earned some money all had some complaints about his stingy manner. In private, they would always gossip about how stingy he was.

Not only was Little Fatty not angry when he heard this, he was also very happy.

He enjoyed the envy, jealousy, and hatred of these people who couldn't eat grapes and said that they were sour grapes.

The little puppy's tongue had long been spoiled by the young royal prince, so he didn't think much of these tributes. But just because he saw Gou Liang drooling as he stared at the roasted chicken, the little puppy happily accepted it. Every time, he didn't forget to put on an expression of relish, infuriating him to death.

Teacher Li had a headache when he saw him eat without spitting out. He didn't want his beloved pet to owe too much karma, so occasionally he would help a group of mortals who offered tributes.

For example, Old Ding had raised the mountain chief's wife's favorite peony to death. With snot and tears, he tried everything to cure the Dog Deity, and the peony miraculously came back from the dead.

Another example was a certain teacher of the Academy who was most attentive to the Dog Deity. His house caught fire, but the books he cherished as his lifeblood didn't burn a single piece of paper.

Another example was the little fatty who was robbed by gangsters at the foot of the mountain. He cried and complained to the Dog Deity under the treasure tree. The next day, those gangsters were arrested by the government, and all the money was sent to him by the bailiffs …

As such things happened more and more, there were more tributes in front of Teacher Li's house.

The believers were also afraid that the Dog Deity would get tired of the food, so they tried to change the food. They always thought of the Dog Deity when they got any benefits, and even the teacher benefited from it.

The little puppy felt that it had completely defeated Gou Liang, so it held its head high and barked at the air from time to time, not letting go of any chance to show off.

The teacher poked the two sweet dimples on its furry face, and there was a hint of a smile in the depth of his eyes. He loved the little puppy's smug look.

Gou Liang was so angry that his teeth itched. He racked his brains to get back at the little puppy.

The System was speechless, and it complained while eating, "My master is only three years old, no more than that."

Not long after, Gou Liang made a big move.

Gou Liang took off his clothes, revealing his white chest. The God's Mark engraved on his chest gave the little puppy a huge blow.

That was not the end.

His white jade-like fingers gently slid along the God's Mark. Suddenly, his five fingers turned into claws and pierced into his own chest, grabbing something.

Oh, cross out the bloody image in your mind. Gou Liang grabbed nothing but a ball of God's Power.

The ball of God's Power attached to the God's Mark looked like a multicolored, sparkling ball of light. It condensed the purest and most concentrated God's aura. To Gou Liang and the little puppy, it was undoubtedly the most irresistible temptation in the world.

Even Gou Liang, who had enjoyed it for several lifetimes, swallowed his saliva, let alone the little puppy, who was facing delicious food for the first time.

It quickly rushed out of the teacher's arms and bit at the ball of light.

Gou Liang was even faster, and he moved the ball of light away, causing the little puppy to miss.

The little puppy chased after Gou Liang relentlessly, jumping up and down, pouncing left and right to bite right. It made Gou Liang laugh as he watched.

He finally found a great source of entertainment, and he played with it as much as he could.

The teacher looked at his shirt, which had a big hole in his chest, and then looked at the puppy who was enjoying himself.

After a moment of silence, he sighed faintly, put down the book he was preparing for the lesson, and got up to change his clothes.

As for the crazy little puppy, when Dog Li's father adopted it, he had heard from the Fairy Child of the Nine Heavens that dogs were very "lively" creatures. Once they were happy, they would not stop. He was mentally prepared, hehe.

To the teacher's surprise, the little puppy played for three days and three nights.

Three nights later, the exhausted puppy finally stopped. It was not that it had given up, but it was so tired that it could not even stand up. It could only stare at the ball of light.

Gou Liang snorted, looked down at it, and put the ball of light back on his chest.

He could not bear to eat it himself. The rest of his life depended on this little God's Power.

"Haven't played enough, hmm?"

The teacher looked at the puppy who was lying on the ground. Its limbs were trembling, but it still wanted to stand up and bite people. He went forward and picked it up, scratched its chin, and asked with some warning.

The puppy was having so much fun that it even ignored him.

As its owner, he could not bear it.

"Woof …"

The cute little puppy looked at him with teary eyes, looking extremely aggrieved.

It licked the teacher, wanting to get some comfort from him.

The teacher did not let it down.

He was always soft-hearted towards the puppy, and especially did not want to see its blue eyes wet with fog. After stroking its fur, the teacher cast a Cleaning Spell on it to make it clean. Then, he took out the Essence of the Moon and fed it to it.

The puppy then cheered up and licked the teacher's palm happily. It did not forget to show off to Gou Liang.

Gou Liang snorted and ran back to the Sea of Consciousness angrily.

The teacher held it with one hand and stroked its back with the other. His eyes did not move away from the puppy's blue eyes.

During this period, the puppy always opened its eyes when he was unprepared. The teacher also tried to strengthen the seal, but it did not work.

He did not know why, but he did not want others to see these charming eyes.

At this moment, the teacher did not realize that he had a possessive desire. When the puppy was full and energetic, he withdrew his gaze and covered the puppy's eyes with the seal again.

"Don't break the seal in front of others. Remember?"

He bent his finger and tapped the fiery color between the puppy's eyebrows.

The puppy raised its front paw to cover its aching forehead. It felt that the teacher's mood was a little different, so it made a sound of confusion.

Seeing the puppy covering its head and looking at him with its pink nose moving around to smell him, the teacher chuckled, rubbed its furry head, and hugged it to sleep.

The puppy was not sleepy. It was still thinking about the delicious light ball.

Just thinking about the smell made it stick out its tongue and drool.

Its nose moved, and the smell of Gou Liang that it hated also disappeared. Its wagging tail slowly stopped, and it lay on the teacher's chest in disappointment.

After listening to the teacher's heartbeat for a while, the puppy stood up again. Not knowing what to think, it squeezed into the teacher's loose white undershirt and touched the teacher's skin without any obstruction.

Its soft paw pressed on the teacher's chest, and its hot little nose sniffed the teacher's skin. The teacher was awakened, but he did not stop the puppy from getting close.

The puppy did not smell what it wanted, so it stuck out its tongue and licked it unwillingly. It still remembered that Gou Liang took out the light ball from here.

It did not know where the puppy licked, but the teacher suddenly tensed up and opened his eyes.

"Nonsense."

Gou Liang heard his slightly sullen voice, and came out of the Sea of Consciousness to take a look. What he saw made him so angry that he cursed.

The puppy was lying on the teacher's chest, sticking out its pink tongue and licking the light brown spot on the teacher's chest.

The Headmaster lifted his half-open shirt and was about to pull out the audacious puppy.

The puppy was very curious about the spot that suddenly stood up. It bit the spot with its little baby teeth, and the barbs on its tongue scraped the flesh that was getting harder and harder.

"How dare you."

The teacher's voice became colder, which was rare.

He saw the puppy biting him recklessly. Its baby teeth, which could break the purple gold thread, bit his skin even harder when the teacher pinched its chin and wanted to force it open.

The moment the blood beads seeped out, the sweet fragrance that the puppy had been yearning for appeared in the air. It suddenly opened its eyes and sucked and licked hungrily.

"Hiss."

The teacher only felt pain and numbness in that spot. There was also a strange feeling that he could not describe, which made his body tense. The feeling was magnified by the puppy's eager sniffs.

That strange experience made the teacher feel that he was out of control for the first time.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and with a fierce hand, he threw the little puppy away. Then, he set up a barrier to block the little puppy, who was about to pounce back at him, three steps away.

He was serious this time. The power of the Bounded Domain was much stronger than the seal on the puppy's eyes. No matter how hard the puppy tried, it could not break the Bounded Domain and return to the teacher's side.

The Headmaster lowered his head to take a look.

His swollen chest was stained with blood, which made it even more eye-catching on his pale chest.

He pulled a long face and returned to his true form with a wave of his sleeve.

The cold and noble Deity pursed his lips slightly. His handsome face was full of power that he usually did not show. He looked down at the puppy that was still trying to hit the Bounded Domain and barking at him anxiously.

After a while, he said in a low voice, "I have been too indulgent with you."

"Woof, woof!"

The puppy sounded like it was about to cry, trying to soften the Deity's heart.

Li Qing faintly rejected its bewitchment. He raised his hand and said, "Be quiet. Reflect on what you did wrong today."

"…"

The puppy opened its eyes wide and was shocked to find that it could not make a sound.

He slapped the barrier anxiously, and his blue eyes quickly turned misty. Sir God Li Qing might as well seal the pair of eyes that could make him give up on his principles.

This was not the usual small fight. Therefore, the puppy that could not make a sound or see had its tail on the ground listlessly.

Gou Liang gloated and kicked its butt, saying that it deserved it.

The puppy did not care about competing with him. It eagerly sniffed to make sure that the Deity was not far away from it. Only then could it gain a sense of security.

At the same time, there was a sudden clap of thunder in the Nine Heavens.

This had never happened in the Nine Heavens that was always sunny and peaceful!

The Deities were shocked. They thought that it was a warning from the Heavenly Axiom that a disaster was coming.

The Deity of Heaven calculated again and again. The expression on his face became more and more strange. After a while, he put down his hand and said to the celestial servant, "Tell the Deities to ignore it. Li Qing has already dealt with it."

The Deity of Heaven was always so calm. No one expected that one day, he would be so angry that it shook the Nine Heavens …

The Deity of Heaven had a premonition that there would be more surprises waiting for the Nine Heavens in the future.

After the clap of thunder, boundless dark clouds covered the Nine Heavens. It took an entire day and night to disperse.

And the thing that made the Divine Lord's mood turn for the better was the little puppy that was crying uncontrollably in his palm.

The puppy was really frightened this day.

It was fine that it was stopped three steps away from the Master and could not get close. The Master no longer touched it, no longer talked to it. He did not even look at it.

Since the puppy was born, this was the first time it felt the fear of being abandoned.

It was so anxious that it was at its wit's end. It only had the instinct of a puppy — to cry.

Big drops of tears rolled down from its eyes that it could not open. They fell to the ground and condensed into an egg-shaped crystal engraved with mysterious patterns.

Gou Liang had met Han Zhan at the bottom of Pusan Pond. Han Zhan had told him that the teardrop egg was like his nemesis, making him lose control.

It was indeed so.

When the puppy used the teardrop egg, the Master could no longer maintain his cold face. He could not hold on for more than three seconds before he resigned himself to his fate and waved the enchantment away.

Once the enchantment was loosened, the puppy barked and crashed into his arms like a small firecracker.

The urgent impact brought about a wave of pain. However, the Master's gloomy mood seemed to be suddenly lifted. Something began to take root and germinate in his heart.

[Ding! The target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 11!]

"Boohoo …"

The puppy cried even more sadly after being held in the palm of the Master's hand. While it was crying, it did not forget to hold on tightly to one of the Master's fingers, as if it was afraid of being abandoned again.

The teardrop egg the size of a pearl fell all over the Master's hand. It rolled from the palm of his hand to the ground, like a broken treasure.

The Headmaster sighed softly and took out a soft handkerchief embroidered with purple gold thread from his chest. He carefully wiped the puppy's face that was sticky from crying.

The handkerchief was embroidered with purple gold thread left behind by the gods who had fallen on the battlefield. It had a very strong calming effect on the Divine Soul.

The puppy gradually stopped crying. It just held on to the Master's finger and refused to let go.

The Master held it high in front of his eyes and asked it, "Do you dare to do it again next time?"

The puppy actually did not know what crime it had committed, but it still shook its head like a rattle-drum. It was afraid that it would be despised if it was a little slower.

After shaking its head, it peeked at the Master with its big wet eyes.

What else could the Master do? He sighed and laughed. "You …" As he spoke, he kissed the flame pattern on the puppy's forehead.

The puppy's eyes suddenly lit up. It was as if all the light in the world had gathered in these eyes, and it also lit up the Master's world.

It had always been easy to be satisfied. It immediately forgot the Master's indifference and leaned over to lick him. It wagged its tail and felt dizzy just by looking at it.

Its happiness was so straightforward that even Gou Liang couldn't help but smile, let alone the Headmaster, who was so used to its mischievous behavior.

But soon, he stopped smiling and snorted.

System: … Don't be too proud, my dear master.

The puppy had always forgotten the pain after the scar was healed. It was more clingy than before.

Sometimes, when Gou Liang provoked it, it would not be angry. It would just turn around and be sweet with the Master. Oh, it had already grasped Gou Liang's weakness. It knew how to retaliate and make him so angry that he could not sleep.

"Who secretly added money to this stupid dog's IQ? Stand out and I'll beat him to death!"

This time, it was Gou Liang who was angry.

The System silently turned its head. Was it really good to always scold itself for being stupid?

The second generation of the God of Wealth's family was more intelligent than the one from the Pill Hall. With faith and persistence in his heart, and the sense of security given by the Dog God, the little fatty went forward and quietly became rich.

When he slowly grew into a middle-aged fatty, and then an old fatty, his family business grew bigger and bigger. He became the first imperial merchant in Da Jing, and his wealth was comparable to that of a country.

But he still did not forget his original intention.

Even if he was too old to walk, he would still send his descendants to worship the Dog God every year and gather all the delicacies in the world. For this, he spent a lot of money. He was famous for being stingy, and he did not even blink.

After a hundred years, he successfully returned to the Heavenly Court and received the praise of the Father God.

"Good job, son. Keep it up."

The little fatty firmly clenched his fists. When he encountered something good, he would remember to prepare a portion for the Lord God's beloved dog.

The Pill Sun Deity did not succeed in finding happiness from the little fatty. His heart was raining. Lord Dog, does your conscience not hurt when you treat me so differently?

He smiled firmly and often came to the little fatty to reminisce about the past. He also left a list of rare treasures.

Hearing that it was to make snacks for the Lord God's beloved dog, the little fatty waved his hand and did not reject it.

As for whether there were any hidden goods among them …

The Pill Sun Deity thought, I am a fool with a lot of money. Is it my fault?