He almost jumped off his chair when he heard the insistent knocking on his front door. He had a strong feeling it would be James. He loved James, and the feeling was mutual, but his beta best friend was too nosy. Nevertheless, he got up from his chair and walked out of the office in his apartment before making his way toward the front door and unlocking it. He wasn’t surprised when James stood outside, rubbing both palms and cackling at him like a lunatic.
“Someone leaves a fabulous impression on Kee and Mase.”
He rolled his eyes. “Shut the fuck off, shit-face.”
“Is that the way you greet all of your guests, ass-breath?”
“It’s reserved for those annoying motherfuckers like you.”
“Ouch. You should be thanking me for introducing you to Kee and Mase.”
“Yeah. Thanks, jerk. Come on in and close the door behind you. Do you want beer, tea, or coffee? I have orange juice and milk, as well.”
“Chamomile tea? Your tea is the best.”