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Port Royal: "A Yo Ho Ho, in a Doggy Dog World!"

Tis' a Pirate's tale, upon once in a doggy time. In a galaxy far far away, there is a doggy world called 'DogWorld'. In DogWorld, 'em canine evolved to become wiser than the Sapien man. Dogs reign, no sapien exists in this canine terra firma. Apart from other animals like horses, and Dragons, there are no Lions, Tigers, and Bears in DogWorld. Dogs are the only canines in this canine sphere. They are called "dogpeople"! DogWorld exists in an alternate Universe with Earth. When the dogs passed away on planet Earth, they evolved, transmigrating to DogWorld, to reign as 'dogpeople'. But the dogs in DogWorld were oblivious of Earth. All these canines know, feel, and believe, is this terrene-like-Earth! DogWorld is pretty well fashioned like Earth, for dogs bore the names their masters gave them on Earth. Sometimes, the dogs see themselves as men, for there's no one else they see as men but dogs! When the dogs that ever lived on Earth passed away, and their Earth pet lords lay them to rest to sway, they never went to 'Dog Heaven' as many thought, but yet they suffered metempsychosis, to be dogpeople than naught, carrying their observations, and experience on Earth with them they brought. So DogWorld had governments, and armaments, fishermen or fisherdogs, banks and market squares, religion and tradition, money, and more! And where there's gold to sneak, and treasures to seek; In DogWorld, there must be..... PIRATES!

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Captain 'Hush Puppy Combs'

Hush Puppy as he was called when he was a pup fazoomed as a Newfoundland pup.

He was named “Hush Puppy” for his Master kept telling him 'hush puppy hush', for whined a lot after he appeared through his fazoom portal.

Hush fazoomed unto sea, fortunately upon a ship, a Navydog ship, the first ever Navaldog ship of DogsWorld called the HMNS 7.

The HMNS 7, though it was the first Navydog ship, was named 'HMNS 7’ because of the fondness of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel for the number ‘7’.

Hush is a born Sea•dog, now a Navydog Sea•dog.

And he has been a Navydog Sea•dog since he was trained four dogyears a'top by the old rugged seafarer Navy captain BING Combs, (or 'BING' for short, or BING-o! with a shout), as his mates hailed him on the decks of sailing history across many dogseas!

Captain BING was the first Navydog captain of the Seven dogseas.

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel granted the Navydogs their first ship many dog years ago, and Captain BING was its first Navydog captain.

Hush grew up as a deckhand in the HMNS 7.

He served his share to be a Navy Sea•dog. and old seafarer Captain BING thought Hush a trick or two, and Hush became more than a Navydog but a seasoned seafarer.

A true Sea•dog Hush became, and as a true Newfoundland, Hush stood a giant dog above all dogs.

Then when Hush after many years served on the HMNS 7, he was made a skipper on its decks.

But on that very certain day of battle, on the day the Seven Sealords of the Seven dogseas engaged the HMNS 7 Navydog ship in a joint gun and cannon battle, the HMNS 7 was blown to bits and bones, sticks and stones, and that old Navydog captain BING was sent down to Davy Jones Locker along with many other Navydogs.

Thus did the war against pirates continue to rage upon the dogseas.

And against the Seven Sealords of the dogseas did Cavalier King Charles wage war for many dog decades of DogWorld.

The Seven Sealords of the Seven seas have ruled the pirate dogseas for many years a'top.

The Seven Sealords that ruled, and some that has been sent to Davy Jones Locker, are named in the Pirata Codex, that old book for dog pirates, written in code to guide all pirates across all dogseas.

The Seven dog pirate Sealords of the dogseas, are mentioned by their names as follows:-

- That Old Dog, Captain Jean Bon Jean, a Frenchton, captain of the dog pirate ship: 'L'os de feu'.

- Captain Terry De Roger, a Golden Retriever, dog pirate captain of the pirate ship 'Jo-Jo'.

- Ozdog Sparrow, a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling, Captain of the Blitztering Bones.

- Billy the Bone Crusher, a Jack Chi, dog pirate Sealord and captain of the 'Kernel'.

- Captain Ichie Bobbi Guum, a Rottweiler, pirate captain for the pirate ship 'Ukuvu'.

- Captain Nicolaï Babushka, a Giant Schnauzer, a dogsea pirate Sealord for the pirate ship "The Dog Pound".

Thus were the Seven Sealords of the dogseas.

Ozdog Sparrow was sent to Davy Jones Locker about many years a'top, so also was captain Ichie Bobbi Guum.

Billy the Bone Crusher, Captain Nicolaï Babushka, and Captain Terry De Roger, were rounded up by the Navydogs at Port Royal.

One pirate Lord still remains at large, and that is captain Jean Bon Jean, a Frenchton, captain of the 'L'os de feu'.

Now there is the rise of new pirate Captains like Benny Blanco, and the likes of rogue seafarers whom were not originally pirates, like Azkat, and his counterparts.

Thus did the war against pirates continue to rage on upon the dogseas.

And Hush and some other Navydogs survived this siege by the Seven Sealords.

And after the HMNS 7 was rebuilt from what remained of its keel, Hush was made captain by the King, to sail this new Navyship now renamed 'HMNS 5'.

The HMNS 5, though it was not in numerical order with the number ‘7’, it was named 'HMNS 5’ because of another fondness of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel for the number ‘5’.

Holding firm the Navydog ship's helm, Captain Hush Puppy, now names himself 'Combs', Captain Hush Puppy Combs, 'Combs', like his Master BING Combs was once called.