Chapter 1 – The Beginning

Ryan: Hey guys it's Ryan. Um…

Ryan: There's a- there's a cockroach hiding inside that curtain.

Ryan: Hold up.

Ryan: (Zooms in on the curtain)

Ryan: You can- you can't even see it.

Ryan: It's so f-

Ryan: Hold up I'm going to spray it.

Ryan: (Zooms out of the curtain)

Ryan: Fucking spray.

Ryan: (Sprays the fuck out of the cockroach hiding inside the curtain)

Ryan: Oh, there it is.

Ryan: You fucking bozo.

Ryan: Get the fuck out!

Ryan: Where the fuck did it go!

Ryan: What the f- what the fuck?

Ryan: Uh, hopefully it just dies.

Ryan: It's gonna be down in my bed.

Ryan: It's gonna be UNDER MY BED. Crawling.

Ryan: Man, hopefully it doesn't live.

Ryan: I swear to god, if a cockroach crawls on my face.

Ryan: Uh, I don't know what going to happen.