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One day, everything changed.

It took 3 only words for me to realize my life will turn around for the better.

["Compatible host found."]

"... System?" is all I could say really. I read hundreds of online fiction and fanfictions so I am an expert at this point. I didn't take any hallucinogens, get drunk, or not sleep; it didn't take me more than a couple seconds to realize it was real.

["Synchronization begun"]

Seems I am going to pass out now, I mean, that's how most novels do it, right? I can ramble, get surprised, or act like an idiot, but since I am currently in my bed, I'll just let it happen.

["Synchronization complete, welcome host."]

As if in response to the blue screen in front of me, a larger blue screen took its place. But seriously, I didn't pass out? This system already feels a bit too overpowered... anyways I'll just read the screen.

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[LIFE-TIME MISSION]:

["Hello host! Upon synchronization with the God System, you have been given a mission! During the course of your life time you must become the One True God, and locate the system's creator."]

[Completion Requirement: Kill the System's Creator]

[Reward: ???]

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Bullshit! I am expect to become a god? No, the One True God?! Doesn't that mean I'll have to become omnipotent? I'm just a hum-

Ah... I acted like a Wuxia Protagonist for a second... it's obvious that the system will guide me to that point naturally.

"Well, system, are you sentient?"

["Yes, I have a low level sentience that allows me to aid the host in his path to becoming the One True God."]

"Glad we got that settled..."

["Host can speak to me in his head, you look like an idiot when you talk to thin air like that."]

'Good point... I'm alone in my room anyways though.'

["Do not worry, system is here with you"]

'Neat, anyways, can you give me a starter mission or something?'

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[STARTER MISSION]:

["The host of an almighty system, destined to become the One True God, must assert his dominance!"]

[Completion Requirement: Force your mother to make you lunch.]

[Reward: Varies depending on how much of a God your mother sees you as by the end of it]

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'You fucker...'

I guess I have to do it... I love you Mom, but the path to become the One True God is a tough one.

...

After the system gave me the mission, I left bed and went over to my Mom, who is doing thee dishes.

"Hey Mom..."

"Hey Honey, what do you want?"

I'm sorry!

"You will refer to me by my name, Tobias. If you have no questions, make me lunch you mongrel."