Hero association

Chapter 4 is here, it took long but at least it's here, and I'm skipping "Saitama VS Karnage Caputo"

Enjoy :)

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"Zombieman reported that Saitama and a cyborg destroyed the House of Evolution." Said a hero association (HA) Worker.

"So the cyborg and the bald guy we were looking for are somehow friends." Replied a woman worker. They really wanted those two in S class.

"And Zombieman said they live in City Z." Someone else said. they all went from normal look to happy look.

"We should send them an S class certification." Another worker replied.

"But we still don't know if they even know that Hero association exists." The bearded worker noded.

"True, we should ask them and if they don't know what that is then we should explain to them." a woman worker replied.

"Wait really he lives in city Z?" said a green-haired girl, 'I thought he might live in City M or A, but at least I know now where he lives.' she thought.

"M-Miss Tornado, what are you doing here?" The bearded worker asked.

"What am I doing here? How rude can you be? Didn't I said that I would help you find him?" she replied. she floated, you could see through her face that she was pissed, no one dared to say anything back except for the bearded worker.

"N-no miss Tornado but we already found out where he lives and are ready to send him S class certification." a bearded worker said.

"Hmmph." She said and went out of the HA HQ. 'I'm Going to him faster than you guys.' she said in her head.

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Saitama was home alone, doing his things like reading manga news on tv and giving water to his cactus. Someone knocked on the door,

'Damn it... those salesmen' Saitama thought. He opened the door.

"I don't need n-" Saitama was cut off by a little green-haired.

"Hey, Baldy." She said to him.

"What's a little girl doing here, where're your parents?" he asked her.

"Me, a child how dare you, I'm 28 years old you damn baldy!" she said with rage.

"Oh, I had wrong. What are you doing here?" he asked with a plain face.

"I'm the S class rank 2 Tornado Of terror(Terrible tornado)."She replied she got pissed by his bored face. 'Why isn't he surprised? I'm number 2 pro hero' she thought.

"Do you know who I am?" she asked him, somehow Saitama found her cute with that face of her.

"No," he replied still with a boring look. "Stop joking around, did you even heard what I said?" she said with the same face Saitama found it cute. "No, I'm not joking. Who the hell are you?"

He is not joking, he doesn't know who I am. I should ask him if he knows what the hero association is."So, baldy do you know what "Hero association" is?" she asked him.

"Never heard of," he replied still with his bored look. "What's that?"

He doesn't really know what that is. I should tell him what it is and WHO I am.

"Let me explain what that is, it's a compa-" before she could explain Someone was behind her. She looked and saw a robot guy standing there.

"Who are you?" she asked him.

"I'm Genos, and I'm Saitama's disciple, and you are S class rank 2 hero right?" He answered her. "Might I know what you're doing here?" Genos asked the esper.

"Don't talk to me. I'm only here for baldy. So go out of my way." she said with an annoyed face. "Btw, what the hell happened to your ceilings?" she asked Saitama.

He looked at the ceiling and thought 'Ah sh#t, I forget about that damn monster'

"Monsters attacked my house, they were talking about Their Houses," he said

"Sensei, they weren't talking about their houses but a place called "House of Evolution" But thanks fully we destroyed it" Genos quickly said.

"But Straight to the point join the Hero Association." The green-haired girl said.

"Still, what is "Hero association," he asked her.

"it's a Hero organization, you can get paid, and you need to kill monsters like you always do," she answered him.

"Is that all? If so then ok. I don't like interviews." he asked her

"Yes, that's all. And now let's go" she said with a happy face. "Oh, btw I'm Tatsumaki."

"oh, ok. But I don't have time right now can you do it tomorrow," he asked her with a worried face because it's a bargain day at the supermarket.

"No! Come right now!" she yelled at him.

"You can't order my Sensei. Get lost brat." Genos said to her with an angry face.

"How old are you?" she asked Genos.

"19." He replied

She threw him to the other side of the street straight into the wall. "Me, a brat? I'm older than you."

"Genos, are you Ok?" he got worried a little bit. "What happened? You just went to the sky."

"oi, baldy I'm the one who did that to him. Listen to me or you end up like how that robot ended," Tatsumaki said. "And know follow me."

"Can we do it fast I gotta go to the sales soon?" He said. "Whatever." Tatsumaki noded

"And Genos is coming with us." Saitama said "OKAY BALDY!" she replied.

Hero Association Head Quarter

"Hey bearded worker, I came with those two" Tatsumaki said to the bearded worker.

"T-Tornado what are you doing? And you took those two? your great miss tornado." The bearded worker said with a smile on his face.

"didn't I say I would find it faster than you guys?" Tatsumaki replied. "Are you going to bring them in S class or not, you better bring them or all my search will be for nothing"

"Of course miss Tornado," the Bearded worker said.

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"Five Days Later"

Name: Saitama

Hero name: None

Class: S

Rank: 17

Physical Fighter

Name: Genos

Hero name: None

Class: S

Rank: 18

Machine Fighter

"So we are S class heroes." Saitama said to Genos, "Yes, Sensei we are. It would not make any sense if we were placed B or A class." Genos told Saitama

"Huh? B or A class do they exist?" Saitama questioned Genos "Yes sensei, Hero association has 4 classes. C class the lowest class they only defeat threat levels wolf and help other people like stopping a rob or helping lady cross the road, they have to do it weekly."

"B Class heroes are almost the same but better like they don't have to do it weekly, they can defeat threat level wolf by their own, they can defeat threat level tiger but with a B class gang with you."

"A class, they are much better than B class heroes. they get paid more, they can defeat threat level tiger on their own. they can defeat threat level demon with A-class gang."

"S class, they are many levels better than A class. you get paid tons. They can defeat threat level demon by their own and if they're strong enough they can even defeat Dragon." Genos explained

"So, what the hell do you mean tiger, wolf, dragon, demon?" Saitama asked

"Threat Level: Wolf. Have the strength of 2-3 men. Heroes needed: 3 C class. 1 B class"

"Threat level: Tiger threat to multiple civilians. Heroes needed: 6 B class. 1 A class."

"Threat level: Demon threat to a city. Heroes needed: 10 A class. 1 S class."

"Threat level: Dragon threat to multiple cities. Heroes needed: unknown."

"Threat level: God Threat to human existence. Heroes needed: unknown."

"Oh! so that's what it means," Saitama said to Genos.

"Yes sensei," genos noded

--Flashbacks--

Saitama was standing in the middle of the hero association's test exam, he is doing this because the hero association wants to see if his physical is real like they saw on security camera's, he is not doing the writing exam.

"Next! side to side jumps for 30 seconds!"

"Ready? Go"

He side to side jumped so fast you could see his afterimages. other people that we're laughing at him are now surprised chickens.

"Next, the 1500 meter run. Go!"

instead of 1500 meters he runs, 3000 meters in less than 5 seconds.

"Next, weightlifting!"

He just lifted the heaviest thing possible in-hero association.

"Next, shot put!"

The ball went through the ceiling.

"Vertical jumping!"

his head is in the ceiling. the workers were surprised.

"Whack a mole!"

he did it so fast you could see his hands afterimages.

"Punching machine!"

the machine went to the other side.

"Finally done with all the tests." now I just wait for results," Saitama said with a smile on his face. Genos was walking towards Saitama. "oh, you have done, too?"

"Yes." Genos noded

"Hey, is there a point in you taking the fitness tests?" Saitama asked Genos "I mean, can't you just give the data on your specs? Well, whatever. So how was it" Saitama asked

"Both the written and fitness tests were far too simple," Genos replied

"Oh, written test? I didn't get that. But Right? Is that really all there is to becoming a hero?" Saitama asked Genos

"We should get our results soon. 70 points is a passing grade. The written test was so easy anyone could get full points on it. That just leaves the fitness test, which for us should not have to pose any problems." Genos Replied with a giant smile.

1 hour later

"I got 100 points. But sensei why didn't you get any points, and it says I'm certified as a class Shero." Genos said.

"I'm an S class with 0 points, and it says "You don't need any points we were testing you" Saitama said to Genos.

"That explains why you don't have any points," Genos Said back.

End Flashbacks.

"We have finally found the guy and the cyborg we've been looking for."

"So I've heard." said someone else

"We made an exception and certified them as Class S heroes. I just wanted to make sure you were notified of this."

"Yes, I approve. Saitama, Genos, huh?" Said a blue-haired guy.

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Sorry guys I had to make him S class imagine, someone killing all his foes with one punch and they know that why would they make him B or A class? That's just another level of dumbness. I'm still trying to better my grammar.