Chapter 5-2

April 7th

Norfolk that is where Georgia was, a visit to her temperamental cousin shouldn't lead to any issues right?

"Hello, cousin I am back!" Georgia shouts

A yellow blur was seen by Georgia's spotters before it hit her citadel and bounced off with a quack.

"You did not just quack bang me!" Georgia shouts.

"Of course, I did cuz!" Wisconsin shouts looking over the railing.

"Can I come aboard!?" Georgia shouts.

"Give me a second!" Wisconsin shouts

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Georgia looks around before her Radar starts pinging danger close behind her.

"Wha?" Georgia asks, spinning on her heel and seeing her cousin standing behind her wearing a Cheese hat.

"Hiya cuz," Wisconsin says

"Hey Wisky, Uhh… You look excited?" Georgia says

"Of course I am excited. New Jersey got to fire her guns yesterday. Which means I'll get a chance to shoot mine off sooner or later." Wisconsin says with an absolutely massive grin on her face.

"Didn't they take out the shells and powder?" Georgia asks

"Cuz you expect us not to have squirreled some away before the navy managed to remove them all?" Wisconsin asks.

"Touche," Georgia says

"Ah, I hear the language of the floating hotels," Wisconsin says

"You mean the language of the tumblehome battleships," Georgia says.

"What brings you to Norfolk, cousin?" Wisconsin asks

"I got my first battle star," Georgia says with a smile.

"We are at war? Where was the fight?" Wisconsin asks

"I fought an endbringer in Australia. I think the beast has learned to fear American firepower." Georgia says with a grin.

"HA! I just can't wait till I can fight one! They will learn of my temper!" Wisconsin announces holding a bottle of booze.

"Where did you get that from?" Georgia asks

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"..."

"You know that's a good question," Wisconsin says

"So… did ya get your Katie shells yet?" Wisconsin asks

"I have the designs and could get them at any time. I don't feel like caring nuclear bombs all the time." Georgia says

"Like your retrofit didn't give you a nuclear reactor," Wisconsin says

Georgia makes a shushing motion with his finger.

"You still got the fuel bunkers though," Wisconsin says with a smile.

"I can not believe you just said that," Georgia says in mock shock.

"So you got a battle star and you are here in Virginia. Presidential unit citation?" Wisconsin asks with a rather large grin.

Georgia smiles in response.

"We need to go out drinking," Wisconsin says

"Maybe after the ceremony," Georgia says

"So, how do you plan on getting a cab to DC?" Wisconsin asks

"Uber?" Georgia asks

"Like that one villain in Brockton bay?" Wisconsin asks

"..."

"..."

"Lyft?" Georgia asks

"L33T?" Wisconsin asks

"So, I guess I'm stealing a car again?" Georgia says

"... You are certain you're not part submarine right?" Wisconsin asks

"That would likely mean you are as well cousin," Georgia says

"SSGN-729," Wisconsin responds flatly

"Didn't she torp leviathan?" Georgia asks

Wisconsin pauses and has to think for a few minutes.

"I think she did. All we know is the area of the ocean she was in when she disappeared had a massive nuclear explosion under the water. In truth she wasn't supposed to be carrying those types of torpedoes but the government black budget will be the government black budget." Wisconsin says with a shrug.

"So Sarah was right… It is a shame her father was on my alter ego." Georgia says

"This is Norfulk It is very nice!"

"Umm sir, that is the USS Wisconsin… It is not Norfolk… Norfolk is the city you drove through to get to the port here." Georgia says

Georgia looks at the lost tourist's vehicle and sees what looks to be a post office mail van.

Georgia gives her cousin a side-eye glance and the battleship nods in response.

"What is your name good sir?" Wisconsin asks

"I am the Borat." The man says

"How would you like to see a ship that is worth half of your country's GDP." Wisconsin asks

"Ja that sounds very nice," Borat says giving a double thumbs up.

"Well let us go then," Wisconsin says

"YES! Come! let us go." Borat says waving to a camera crew that appeared basically out of nowhere.

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Georgia was already halfway to DC by the time the quick tour of the battleship finished.

The poor man didn't even know his mail truck had gone missing because he had asked for a more detailed tour.

In truth, the irony of Georgia stealing a mail truck while playing 'This Is America' was not lost on the ship girl.

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The tour had finally finished and Wisconsin was showing Borat out answering a final few questions.

"So, who was that girl earlier any aways?" Borat asks

"She's part submarine as much as she denies it," Wisconsin replies dodging the question.

"Where is my milk van!"