Story 1

Henry- My name is Henry and in school I'm known as the "Funny Man." It's because I tell funny short stories I get from the internet or personal experiences. It all started when we were introducing ourselves to the class. We had to say our name ,age,hobbies and a little about our self but stupid me got nervous and started telling a story and not a good story you know, a funny stupid story I had read on the internet the night before school. My first story was this.

STORY-

"When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?' He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.' I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.' I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?' He replied, 'I can't remember where I live."

Henry- After I said that the class started laughing and the teacher said ,"You will say a short story from now on." AND THAT'S HOW I STARTED TELLING STORIES I GOT FROM THE INTERNET AND FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCES.