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Naruto: The Game is Pain

A worthless young adult with a passion for games and anime dies because he wanked too hard of all things. Follow Kuro in his new life in Naruto as one of the last Uzumaki with THE gamer system. I know it's overdone but fuck it, I've been wanting to write this for awhile. My inspiration for this is actually a guy on Fanfiction.net, SeerKing. His FF is called Naruto: The game of life. Go show him some love and hopefully he'll post again =] [I do not own the images or Naruto]

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12 Chs

[Save 1, Start]

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK" Screamed out protagonist as he awoke in what seemed to be a normal cave, minus the fact that there were Giant hairy spiders the size of horses crawling around him.

Kuro immediately jumped up and away from the nearest spider but instead jumped on a very hairy rock.

'Wait, Rocks aren't hairy.'

"SSKRREEEE" The rock screeched and moved revealed an uncamoflgued Big ass spider the size of a Semi Truck.

"FUCK!" Kuro yelled and ran out of the cave as fast as he could.

After running like his life depended on, because it did, He found himself standing at a gate with Shino Aburame closing it while staring at him.

"Ummmmm." Kuro stood there in a stupor, trying to think on what to do.

"Kuro why are you in the spider pen?" Shino asked with his head tilted.

"Well Shino, to be completely honest I think I over trained." Kuro said the first excuse that came to mind.

"Again? You know Hinata will get mad again." Shino said with sigh.

"I know, but we're going to be Shinobi so we need to be ready!" Kuro was pulling anything he could out of his ass right now.

"Hmmm, You're right. Thanks Kuro by the way Naruto is looking for you." Said Shino with his hand on his chin.

"Thanks Shino, see you in school." Kuro said with a wave as he left.

Shino waved back and turned to walk to the arachnid habitat and found his father's spider very angry for some reason.

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(Back with Kuro)

Walking through the streets of Konoha, Kuro noticed that he got the same kind of looks Naruto would get from the civilians.

'That's a red flag.'

Kuro continued to walk down the street while thinking.

'when is the system gonna start?'

[The Gamer System is Currently Installing: 12%]

'Great, Can I get an estimate?'

[The estimated time to completion is: 3 hours, and 28 minutes.]

'Fan - Fuckin' - tastic.' Thought Kuro with a frown as he was walking through the streets while civilians thought he was pissed and gossiped.

[The system thinks the Host is a dick.]

'Wait what?' 

[What?]

'So you're Intelligent?'

[Partly, I am sentient with no personality so far. I am just the Gamer assistant.]

'No personality my ass, just called me a dick.'

[That was merely an observation.]

'How about I make an observation?'

[Go on.]

'I observed that the civilians here don't like me very much, why?'

[Did Tom forget to give you forged memories?]

'I think so?'

[Hold on.....]

-Installing Memories of Kuro Uzumaki/Hyuga/Okami-

-1%-

-13%-

-27%-

-46%-

-77%-

-86%-

-91%-

-97%-

-99%-

-100%-

[Prepare for a headache.]

'what headache?'

[This one!]

'FUUCK!' A giant migraine assaulted Kuro's mind while memories flooded into his head, He was also pretty sure he heard a happy tone in that last message. After the migraine passed and the memories settled Kuro immediately started walking to his home.

'A.'

[Yes?]

'You're a bitch.'

[Lol]

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After walking for a couple hours to the outskirts of the village but close to the hokage Mountain, Kuro saw a clan compound with a large Japanese styled gate and a red swirl on the gate symbolizing that this was the Uzumaki Clan Compound.

Kuro could see multiple houses but the one he payed the most attention to was the biggest house, Naruto's house.

'I'm glad that I could give him a proper home his family owns. NOW JUST TO GET HIM TO EAT RIGHT DAMNIT.' A red haired ghost appeared behind him with a frying pan and a smile on her face.

Kuro walked towards the house and knocked on the door.

"COMING!" He heard his favorite protagonist call out.

After hearing rapid steps in the house, Naruto opened the door with a smile on his face covered in flour.

"Heya Kuro-nii, was looking for ya earlier." He said while patting himself off.

"Let me guess, you tried to make homemade ramen?" Kuro said with a deadpan expression.

"Yeah...." Naruto said dejectedly, but promptly perked up.

"Can we head to ichiraku's? Please?" Naruto said with puppy eyes.

"Sigh, what am I gonna do with you?" Kuro said exasperatedly with a hand on his face.

"Feed me Ichiraku ramen?" Naruto said for the umpteenth time.

"You know that's not what I meant." Kuro glared at him.

"Please~?"

"Fine but I choose the ingredients he puts in and you know Ayame won't mind." Kuro said sharply.

"Fine..." Naruto walked to Ichiraku's, but for once dejectedly.

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{At Ichiraku's Ramen}

(Kuro pov)

"Heya Ayame-nee, Heya Oji-san, we came to get ramen! Kuro's paying!" Naruto said with a cheer.

"Don't forget I choose your ramen Naruto." I reminded him, he replied with a groan.

"Well what will it be?" Tuechi said with a smile.

"We'll take Chicken and Vegetable ramen because that's the only way I'll get Naruto any protein and vitamins." I said with frown and a head shake.

"Sure, I'll also start making lunches for you guys." Said Ayame with a smile.

"How much will the lunch cost?"

"It's free." Ayame said keeping her smile.

""Why?"" Naruto and I said at the same time, both of us surprised.

"Well we wouldn't want you guys to starve and die to malnutrition in the Battlefield Mr. Future Hokage and Mr. Future Greatest Shinobi." She said smiling while walking to the kitchen to start making the ramen.

"Hey Tuechi?" I said with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah?"

"Why does Ayame treat me and Naruto so well?"

"Well she sees Naruto like a little brother and since you regularly help us out you're a really good friend to her." He said while cutting up veggies at speeds that the human eye can't perceive.

'Please tell me the conspiracy theories of him being a god is false.'

[No data found.]

'No news is good news.'

{After eating}

"Thank you for the food" I said with a slight bow.

'Oh, that's an evil thought. Imma do it.'

"Hey Ayame."

"Yes?"

"I was wondering if you needed any help or wanted to hang out sometime? You see Naruto just does pranks all the time and I would like to have fun without running from a jounin." I said with a wet smile.

"Sure, I could actually use some help tomorrow with a delivery." She said with a smile

"Okay, cya tomorrow Ayame-Chan!" I said while running off.

"W-wha-"

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{At the Uzumaki compound}

After arriving at the compound once again I headed to what's supposed to be my house.

My house wasn't that hard to find, considering the fact it has a forge and a waterfall.

'My mother was an expert in Katon, Suiton, and Fuinjutsu apparently. She left me quite a bit. All to make up for my father Hiashi Hyuga abandoning because my dojutsu is mutated.

'Well let's get to looking.' My house had a big kitchen, living room, multiple bedrooms and bathrooms, and not to mention the training grounds in the backyard.

'I should probably check my system...'

[The system is done installing.]

'Status.'

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Status:

Name: Uzumaki Kuro

Title: Wolf Demon Of Konohagakure

Class: The Gamer

Age: 13

Level: 4

Bloodlines:

Uzumaki: 100%

Hyuga: 100%

Okami: 100%

???: Sealed

Stats:

HP: 800/1,000 (Debuffed due to Malnourished Status)

CP: 10,300/10,300

Strength: 8 (Debuffed due to Malnourished Status)

Vitality: 800 (Debuffed due to Malnourished Status)

Dexterity: 12 (Debuffed due to Malnourished Status)

Intelligence: 15

Wisdom: 12

Luck: ???

Charm: 8

AP: 40

-Perks-

Uzumaki:

The Uzumaki Clan have many abilities under their name, most of which are related to Fuinjutsu. Though Something most popular about them is their large amount of chakra and longevity.

Effects:

A Shit ton of chakra: A very large pool of chakra, frankly too much chakra, Bye Bye Chakra Control. Have fun grinding so hard for even a little control.

Ancestral Instinct: A natural talent and instinct with Fuinjutsu and Uzumaki Techniques. +500% XP gain to Fuinjutsu and Uzumaki Techniques.

Perfect Jinchuriki Body: Some Uzumaki are blessed with Chakra Coils and pure enough chakra to be able to handle a Bijuu's chakra being sealed in their body. You are one of them. Have fun with that knowledge. Gives the user very powerful Chakra Coils and some philosophical questions.

????: ???????

????: ???????

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Hyuga Outcast:

You are an outcast from the Hyuga clan due to your blood and mutated eyes. Though Benten has blessed you with a pure bloodline and eyes even the Hyuga cannot fathom. Carry this weight and it will benefit you.

Effects:

+500% XP gain to Custom Hyuga Techniques

+100% Chakra Control XP gain

????????? (Kagegan)

????????

???????

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Okami King:

As the last holder of the Okami bloodline, you are blessed with the king's blood. The Okami Clan was once a clan who co-existed with the Sage Wolf clan. They died out due to an attack by Kirigakure.

Effects:

+500% XP gain to Okami technique and ?????

+???????

?????????

?????????

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Pure Chakra?:

The holder of Pure Chakra? has much stronger chakra than others and is typically the color of ones soul. Chakra Affinities are much stronger as well

Color: Royal Purple

+??????

+??????

+Chakra Techniques are 50% stronger than normal

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Perfect Futon Affinity:

No knowledge on this subject. [Read a book]

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Perfect Raiton Affinity:

No knowledge on this subject. [Read a book]

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Perfect Suiton Affinity:

No knowledge on this subject. [Read a book]

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Skills:

Observe (Lvl 1) {12% XP} [passive/active]

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