Let's Go to the Banquet

"Small task, Cami! All you have to do is to visit each and every hospitals in the country. Totally, that is no big deal!" the woman's voice sounded faint coming off Cami's earpiece being muffled by the loud house music from the woman's end of the line;

"I thought about that, Reb. I am at the point in my life where I have been too desperate to even consider that the guy meant for me, my prince charming, is somewhere unconscious. I could start at the hospital where I work" Cami concealed her giggle as she pulled the zipper of her hooded jacket up with her free hand, "He is somewhere out there. With life support apparatus and all"

"That's the problem with you little princesses. All your life you have been expecting for a knight in a shining armor to come and rescue you. Why not just settle for the peasants or the soldiers instead? 'Cause honestly hon, those brawny men look rougher and could offer more fun" Reb's throaty shriek pierced through Cami's right ear as the latter unconsciously pulled her handset away, "I will be contended being the kingdom's gypsy or a courtesan, perhaps" Reb continued

"I know that. You will be happily dancing on the streets, your hands holding wine bottle; or muscled arms of some random men; or both. Instead of being the princess that everyone wanted to be, I knew you would rather be the loose woman. With an emphasis on 'loose' of course. That is why this princess has decided to leave her tower once and for all and just join the parade and dance at the banquet,"

"Well then, good job Sn-Whore White. You should have come with me and totally explore the brave new world, princess" Reb teased

"I am sorry to have bailed on you, Reb. I felt too drunk for an after party;" Cami answered apologetically with her lips pursed together while still tracing the zipper of her jacket with her free hand

"Oh hon, believe me, all you have to do is to spread those Hernandez legs of yours and moan from time to time to show your appreciation to a random guy exploring your Sacred Disneyland Caves," Reb retorted, "I thought you said, 'this princess is ready to join the slutty parade and the orgy at the banquet'?"

"You're vulgar twisting of my words was exactly the reason why I backed out, Reb" Cami rolled her eyes and released a whimper of relief

"What, now? You are backing out because of my use of the word orgy?" Reb responded with her breaths coming off heavy from the other line

"Yeah, and that too!" Cami nodded

"Oh my freaking ghost, Cami, I was just being rhetorical. I meant group party, meaning we will be having fun as a group. Just think of all the fun we can have as a group. Men, women, and the in betweeners. Does that not sound fun to you?".

"I don't know Reb, Your idea of fun has not been aligned with mine," Cami gripped her handset tighter as she contained her chuckle while nonchalantly looking around her

"Ouch, you're hurting my feelings," Reb paused as she sighed, "Where are you, by the way?"

"I don't know if you can hear the sound of Bossa music from where I am at through your earpiece. Or if scents can even pass through from one earpiece to another, maybe you could smell brewed coffee beans staining the atmosphere then. Here, listen to the sound of my sips to give you clues to as where I am at" Cami then audibly blew her coffee off and loudly sipped from it like a child making bubbles on her coffee cup with her mouth,

"That sounded like you are at a boring place. I know you are mouthing the word, 'coffee shop' right now, with your tequila infused lips stained with a Kylie lip kit knock-off; like I won't get Bossa music plus scents of brewed coffee is equal to coffee shops!.Your sipping sound could have been more interesting had it been the sound of your mouth sucking on something hard and big instead" Reb whispered audibly

"You're cruel, Reb" Cami shook her head in disbelief chuckling

"Well, you are pathetic. Just hop in here right after you are done with your coffee. And don't forget to do one of the baristas in there, too. Just totally grab the next barista who will pass you by and drag him into the restroom! Blow him and blow his mind away"

Cami could not help but let out a sudden contagious laugh it then drove Reb into a hysterical giggle on the other side of the line;

"That might not be a good idea, Reb. I still have a shift later. I mean, me hopping in there. Not grabbing a barista and dragging him into the rest room. I am not blowing anyone tonight. No, Hon. Not going to happen!" Cami paused and stared outside the coffee shop seeing a cab just parked,

"Everybody got to take a leap of faith, Hon" Reb responded still breathing heavily

"Got to go, the cab is here!" Cami cut quickly

"It's your lost, princess!" Reb's voice sounded distorted as Cami suddenly hit the end call button and picked up her coffee to make her way outside where the parked cab was waiting