New Morning Routine

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On and on with every swipe up my feed, one foreboding headline after the other... thought breakfast would be as good a time as any to keep myself updated with all the happenings happening outside the comfort of my bedroom walls.

Smartphones, the new wrinkly bundle of newspapers of the 21st century.

I do this everyday, took me until the third day to realize I really didn't have to. You read one article, and you've read them all. There's a pattern to this thing, you see - and once you start noticing it, everything starts reading like they're all written by the same person.