My Life as Ash (pokemon)

I died.

I was killed by speeding truck.

Currently I am floating in an enclosed bean like structure, I can feel a very weird distorted sense of energy within me. It has no current uses.

So there are three possibilities

1. Heaven/Hell

2. Coma induced visions and hallucination

3. Reincarnation by truck~sama

Personally I am hoping for the third option. In the other two options I can't do anything, so let's assume that this is the third option. Then what. Which world am I even in? I would be fine in most worlds but a few will wreck me. I always hope for the best but prepare for the worst. I just realized even though I have the wisdom and experience of a 14 year old, all my memories are gone. I can remember all fiction that I have read and the basics of my life but I am very detached from them. It's like watching someone else's memories. I guess I can consider my self a newborn with extra info.

Now since I can't use time skip no jutsu, I started playing around with the pitifully pale bluish energy. The existence of an internal energy rules out a few universes, but since I am a realistic bastard, I won't hold hope.

I always hated seeing cultivation mcs try and do nothing but follow the already known route in the fastest way possible. Also they did not even try and condense the energy, to make it a higher quality. If I ever end up in a cultivating world, instead of hiding my level with items, I will simply take my time to condense the energy as much as possible. So what if I was a bit slower? I would always be much stronger than anyone else on my own level.

Currently I have three major goals

1. Find out which universe your in.

2. Make the energy as powerful as possible

3. Find out parents or relatives

Unknown period Of time later.

Today, Lady Luck has oh so gloriously smiled at me. I finished the first and third goals. My hearing had been growing a lot. At first it all the noises were very distorted and as time went on, the voices became clearer and clearer. The first things I noticed was that one of the voices was saying two words again and again and again. I finally understood what those words meant. They were... MR MIME. Yay, pokemon world.

Pokemon world is a relatively safe world with only one criminal empire per region, filled with cute girls, friendly rivals, douchebag rivals and a few weirdos sprinkled in. While I loved the franchise to death(literally), I hated the wasted potential of aura. I have a lot of theories regarding aura and Mega evolution, gigantamax and ash-greninja being interconnected. The fact that it was so underused pissed me off.

Also the sudden stupidness showed by ash pisses me off. In The beginning(kanto) he was a complete moron both on and off the field and as he went from region to region he remained a bit kiddish but got smarter and better on the field. This made complete sense and I loved this progression but, and it's a big but, he remained a moron off the battlefield. He did not mature beyond the hoenn region and performed a few moves so retarded like lightning armor straptor, brining only one pokemon for a gym fight of three battles.(all true)

He also got smacked around by misty(I dislike her strongly). Hell in the first episode there was a censored scene where after fishing him out of a river, she slapped a ten year old kid for no reason!(this is actually true!) the fact that Brock just up and left his position without so much as a letter to the league. The fact that he didn't advance on Serena one bit. The fact that his pickachu that defeated multiple fucking legendary pokemon and lost to a fucking level 5 green thumbed snivy, just made me throw the anime series in the trash.

But not anymore, since I heard the word Delia, that means I am either ash or someone from his generation from pallet. I am gonna get the girls, kick Gary(unless I am him) in the ass and beat the champion of each region and live however I want.

Enough ranting. There are two possible energies that my power is. One Option is aura. Another is psychic power like Sabrina. I am leaning heavily towards aura as it is more versatile in the pokemon world. In any other world psychic powers would beat aura any day, but here aura is the way to go.

Also another thing I hated about pokemon is that the trainers don't train themselves. Imagine you are a pokemon caught by a trainer. He is forcing you to work your ass of and train and he is sleeping in the fields. I would most likely just break the pokeball and run away. I mean what kind of hypocrite wants their pokemon to train but they want to sit on their asses all day long.

No matter if this is a dark version, anime, game or even the manga version, one thing stands true. Power will help. So I go back to condensing and improving not only the quality but also the quantity of my energy. At the same time I send a large amount of energy to strengthen my body, I increased my muscle density, bone density and nerve reaction speed along with many many smaller changes.

I don't wanna think of a team right now. It doesn't matter that much, what pokemon you have in the early game and by the middle and end game I could get most pokemon I would like. But just to pass the time I started to think about my dream team

1. Charizard mega X(what, fire red was my first game) or blaziken or infernape or pyroar

2. Greninja or gyarados or drednaw

3. Tyranitar or tyrantrum or metagross Or garchamp

4. Vikavolt or gengar or alakazam

5. Aegislasha Or snorlax

6. Lucario or Decidueye