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My journey to reaching level MAX gyat in Ohio

This is a troll novel you might've seen from tiktok I just thought of it as a joke and prolly won't finish it

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On the way to become a Sigma

"....."

I woke up with the sight of the same old roof once again, filled with hopelessness and boredom.

"Man i cant wait to leave this place"

My name's 4oiter(pronounced as Choiter), 19 years old, been living in this small city at a totally random place in America, but not anymore, because today...

"Im finally going to Ohio!"

You might think im filled with joy and i cant exactly neglect my excitment, but i dont see it as a big deal, even though Ohio is the biggest place in the world where all the big shots reside and im going there with a certain goal. That can be left for later though..

I've already packed everything in a nice sack so i'll go through breakfast and leave

"...."

It's not like i'm full with happy and nice memories of this place, i started living alone 2 years ago and got tired of this place, of these people. Not like i'm depressed or anything but i need a refresher and what a better one than the biggest city in the world.

"Well, the train is almost here, bye bye old town, let's hope we don't meet again"

15 minutes later i boarded the train.

It's quite empty in here, the passengers i see are all looking at their phones, probably communicating with friends and family.

"Couldn't be me"

Unlike them, the whole time i'm looking out the window, admiring the beautiful landscapes we pass through that the normal eye wouldn't pay attention to. Beautiful things don't ask to be appreciated.

"Now approaching, Ohio, the town of dreams"

I was asleep, so thankfully this woke me up.

It's been 7 hours since i parted, i thought i could go through it all, but with nothing to do i always end up asleep. I wonder what would've happened if i didnt get up and miss the station. A total blunder...

I got off and was welcomed by, not a person of course(i have no friends) but by a giant billboard with a picture of the town and an inscription "Welcome to Ohio-the most interesting place in the world".

Illustration:

https://imgur.com/jHD3sRv

Seriously, I'm getting annoyed by all of these praises about the town, it's not like this whole world is based on it and that's the whole world building because all of the action takes place here, right?

And then i saw it..the reason I and lots of more people come here for

"The Skibidi tower.."

I guess now's the time to clear up the whole reason I'm here.

Ohio is famous not only for its unique structure, unique people, unique events and such, but about the tower that is speculated to have existed since the beginning of the world.

It's in the center of the city, after all the whole city was built because of that tower, so i can barely even see it but it's tremendous height can't not cauch your eye. People are still trying to find out how tall it all is but nobody has ever been able to reach that far into the sky, yes you heard me, even with today's incredible technology people still cannot reach the end of this tower.

Now as to what that tower actually is, aside from it's height, it's whole structure is very strangely constructed, i can't make out what it actually looks like so use your imagination for this one. The inside of the tower seems to be a floor based dungeon, that's more filled with monsters and such. The tower seems to work in a hierarchical level system called "Gyat level". When passing through certain levels and gaining some kind of expirience(people who went there don't talk much about how it is inside so i don't actually have a clear idea) you gain a new gyat level.

My goal..is to reach level MAX Gyat!

Not like im really a person with goals, i don't take this as seriously as you might think, if it seems like it won't happen i'll just give up. If i have given my best and still can't work things out it just means it's not cut out for me. After all, do these things really matter as much as people claim to? At the end we all end up in the same place so why should i be conserned with whether i live a crazy life or a plain one. I don't take interest in most of stuff in life so I'm not expecting an exciting life, i just do what comes to mind, just like now.

"Time to get to my new home now"

The author seems to be tired so let's just skip the boring getting into my new little apartment in a small building in the outskirts of ohio, which's totally usual streets somehow captivate me.

It's around 5pm and i don's seem to be sleepy after sleeping on the train so decided to go on a walk. And what a better place to go on a walk when you arrive at a new town than...outside the town! I saw an interesting little forest around the town entrance so i'll just hang there.

After a bit of walking i arrived, a big field with a bit of trees. I love greenery scenes and especially fields like this. The absolute lack of humanity, not a single soul around me, that's when i feel the most freedom. No weird glazes to worry about, no judgeful eyes on me, nothing. Just me. You should've guessed it at this point but let me make something clear. I don't have social anxiety, i just don't like people. People who don't realise their own misery, who can't see how full of flaws they are, people who can'-

"Hey there, boy"

I turn around and see a man around 30, wearing a kimono lying on a tree. I did think of doing that too but it doesn't matter now.

As about my first impression when i saw this person

"Yup, a pedophile."

Illustration:

https://imgur.com/gB2VYZg