"Great Mr. Chen Yu, having been successfully elected as the leader of the human race last night, do you have anything you'd like to say to the whole world?" Chen Yu got out of bed, bewildered and still undressed, "I don't know, I just woke up...” …
"You can transform at will, twist your body." The Elder spoke solemnly, "I've decided on a name, 'Wandering Snake'."
Chen Yu was taken aback and stood up in surprise, "Your surname is Li?"
"How did you know my ancestral surname?!" The Elder was startled, "To avoid our enemies, many generations ago, our family changed our surname to 'Bahuang'."
"Bahuang my ass, from now on you'll go back to being a Li."
"But... why..."
"Otherwise, if your descendants have someone named Li Yao, I'm not used to reading any other names."
The Elder: "???"
"And Bahuang Yao? That crappy name is enough to make one vomit," Chen Yu said disdainfully.
The Second Elder blinked, "Um... Your Highness, what do you mean?"
"Don't worry about it," Chen Yu replied impatiently, "Even if I told you, you wouldn't understand. Just change the surname and be done with it."