"Great Mr. Chen Yu, having been successfully elected as the leader of the human race last night, do you have anything you'd like to say to the whole world?" Chen Yu got out of bed, bewildered and still undressed, "I don't know, I just woke up...” …
In an instant, the assembled crowd fell silent.
The record officer outside the torture chamber felt his scalp tingle, but had no choice but to put pen to paper, "What's the dog's name."
"Mao Mao," Chen Yu answered loudly.
"Bullshit!" someone shouted, waving their handcuffs, "Its name is Laifu!"
"Right, Laifu," Chen Yu nodded, "But that's just an alias. I usually call him Mao Mao."
"...Sir, we don't need to believe this part, do we?" the lead guard said to the record officer, a black line running down his face.
"If it's been said, it must be recorded. If it's recorded, it must be brought forward," the record officer took a deep breath and waved his hand, "Bring me Mao Mao!"
Before long,
a German Shepherd appeared in the torture chamber with "handcuffs and leg irons" on.
"Woof woof woof!"
"Hear that? It's saying I turned in everyone in the organization," Chen Yu translated.