Chapter 12-13 – Big Size Commotion II

The bra contains an aura.

The surface was wide enough to fit two of my faces, so I swung it like a whip.

Tsuak!

"Ugh. This pervert. For a pervert hiding in [Vegetation], his skills are not ordinary..."

"So even if that's not the case!?"

It was good to hit once, but the next attack was a problem.

My opponent is at the top level, and I am at the D level. Isn't the difference too big!?

"Haaaaap!"

'Damn, is she attacking me with that auror?!'

I only swung my fist once, but the sharp front paws of Auror 〈Lion 〉, which were stretched out together, cut my Auror to pieces.

Because it is a bra, the durability is not good. So even though I collected as much as I could, this is it!

'This is a jab? Crazy, if I get hit, I'll run after you!'

"Be gentle!"

"Ooooo!! Are you crazy?"

Boom!

The aura-covered fist was blocked by swinging the bra, but the lion's aura flying behind it erased everything that touched the surroundings.

-Delete〈delete〉.

Eternal loss in its true meaning.

'Wasn't that just a metaphor!?'

The closet I had left open was scratched by claws as if it had never existed in the first place, leaving only an empty space without a single crumb.

'What happens if that thing touches my body?'

'Wow, I hate to imagine!'

"Tch. I don't want to ruin my master's room anymore. So, just take one hit. I'll send it to you with a special service, so it doesn't hurt."

"Are you crazy? If you do something like that, I'll die!"

"Yes, I am telling you to die, right? Won't it be better to die than to show such indecent behavior to others in the first place?"

"Yeah, I find it funny too! I touched the bra by mistake. What on earth is happening!?"

Right hook again.

When I swung my huge breasts bra like a whip and punched away, a golden claw took advantage of the gap and flew towards the island in front of me.

-I'm stabbed!

"Hi!"

"As brave as a loach!"

I barely managed to avoid it by twisting my body. There really is a difference between just a piece of paper.

The active wear that Seong Yeon had worn was torn, exposing my upper body.

Damn, I liked it because it was easy to move around!

"I don't know where on earth someone with this level of skill came from. Are you a spy from another guild?"

"I'm not a spy!"

"I can't tell by looking at it. You have the skill to block my attacks with that bra. Burn marks all over your body... You must be a professional who has gone through many hardships. However, your adventures end here. Since you met me here, your luck has run out."

"Aside from your blunt way of speaking, aren't you a rather interesting person!?"

"I hear this often, especially from my master. It makes me sick to my stomach that an assassin like you says the same thing as her."

"After the pervert, you have to be an assassin!"

"You should be happy. You've ranked up."

"Do you think I'll be happy?"

Buuuuung!!!!

"Pfft!"

A fist split my nose.

Even though I avoided it by just a hair's breadth, I got cut on the bridge of my nose, blood was flying, and my cheeks were getting hot.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

This fucking wet butler is so fucking strong! I wouldn't have thought that the speed and the attack that would swoop in if I grazed by it would be so sweet!

What is this speed even though it is clearly visible that she is suppressing her strength as much as possible for fear of making a mess of her master's room? I don't even want to imagine what would have happened if she had been hostile in a place like a dungeon!

"You've been avoiding it by just a hair's breadth. Then, how about this? I tried increasing the reach, albeit slightly."

She noticed my confusion and extended her hand.

The target is my heart. She tried to tear my heart up without hesitation.

"I guess we should leave it like that!"

I squeezed out the remaining aura, strengthened my bra and shoulders, and swung it like a whip, wrapping it around my wrist.

Fuck, that bra is so strong. How wide is this?

"Did you block it? It may not be your main weapon, but it's a familiar move. Are you a pervert as expected?"

"Can you just decide whether to be an assassin or a pervert? Ah, that's enough! That thing behind your back! It moves with your hand, right? While we've got your hand, let's talk!"

"You mean a story?"

"Okay! It looks like we have a misunderstanding, but if you go on a rampage like this, your situation will only get worse, not mine!"

"Are you talking about my position?"

"Even so!"

"Pervert, who was burying his face in the bra he took out of Seong Yeon's closet and even smelling it, said that if I hurt you, my position will be bad, and now you want me to believe that?"

"Of course I don't believe it!"

"─Then don't say it! You pervert!!"

It's a lie!!!

Even though I stopped the swinging hand by wrapping it around the bra, the shape of the golden lion began to move!

Is it possible for that thing to move separately rather than following the hand!?

「Grrrr-!!」

Sure enough, the golden lion symbolizing anger raised its claws upward.

It comes down.

A wall behind my back, a ranker in front of me, no place to avoid, and no skills to block.

The other person was almost playing with me, and now she wanted to put an end to it.

Still, I wanted to survive, so I gathered the remaining aurors and gathered them on the top of my head, but it wasn't enough. Because it has the effect of erasing everything in the first place.

'Fuck. Die. There is no way to survive.'

The moment I was hit, I thought I would die instantly and closed my eyes, and a green aura illuminated my vision.

The Goddess of Salvation existed.

"This is-?"

『Can't stop!』

"Ugh!"

"What!?"

A familiar voice.

Green auror.

The color symbolizing my friend surrounded the room, and the golden lion was wrapped around the plants.

"You prostitute! Sorry, I was really late! "

'No! You came just right in time!'

It's so perfect that I wonder if she actually measured the timing!!

"I'm sorry, Seong Yeon. A pervert here broke into the guild home, and I was responding to him. I'll be punished for messing up the room, so please let me take care of him for now."

「Grrrrng-!!」

"Ugh! Stop! I'm going to die!"

Even though Seong Yeon tried to stop her, the golden lion moved.

The green aura wrapped around the lion's body was torn away, and the claws that could tear anything were pointed at the bridge of my nose, but Seongyeon rushed in front of me as if to stop me.

"I told you to stop!"

"Seong yeon…?"

"You're wrong. I stopped you because he is my guest, not an intruder."

"… Guest?"

The attack stopped.

Perhaps because she was embarrassed to say that I was a guest, the Golden Lion was canceled.

"What do you mean? I have never heard of such a thing."

"I'm sorry. I was going to talk to you this morning, but you seemed busy, so I stopped. When I met you in the hall earlier, you were scolding the kids. So I thought you weren't coming into the room today."

"Is that so true? No matter how busy I am, why would I neglect cleaning? After giving those fools a hard time, I came to clean the room as usual. Then I ran into this guy who looked like a pervert."

"Why on earth did you fight? There was no way I could have turned it around!"

"Wouldn't you know it if you saw it?"

Seongyeon and [Deacon] Ceres' eyes turned to me.

Me and her were in a confrontation, and she was in an obscene position by tying her bra to block the blades of her outstretched hands.

"…"

"Are you an idiot?"

"Uh."

"What is that?"

"First, listen carefully to what I say. I am by no means a pervert."

"Is that the way it is?"

Oh fuck, please shut up.

"Seong yeon. I don't know what your relationship is with this man, but he is not someone you should get close to."

Please shut up!!

"I will tell you exactly what I saw when I entered the room. This man was sticking his nose into your bra and sniffing it. He was putting his head down as if he were checking to see if he was going in or not with his face."

I can't even make an excuse because it's true!!

"… Really?"

"Yes."

"No, that can't be... Why would a prostitute do something like that?"

Even after hearing those words, Seong Yeon's faith in trying to understand me made me feel sick.

Fuck. Life stinks.

Why do I have to explain this to my childhood friend?

"Prostitute. I'm misunderstanding, right? There's something else going on, right?"

"Uh, yeah… So, are you going to listen to me?"

"Yes. That's between us. First, will you return that bra to me and tell me?"

"Uh, uh…"

I untied the bra that was wrapped around my wrists and took the Auror away.

Just looking at the size, it is not a ready-made product. Anyone can see that this bra is made to order... I couldn't stop looking at the bra, which was probably more expensive than my daily wages.

"Are you a ready to explain?"

'Ugh, not the time to think like this.'

I shook my head and gathered my thoughts.

First, I need to explain this situation, which seems like a misunderstanding but is not.

"Tell me, Mr. Pervert. Why were you touching her bra? By the looks of it, your pants were lying around... Or, were you trying to do something unspeakable?"

"Are you crazy? I told you I wasn't!"

"Is that really true?"

"Okay, so let's listen to the story first. Ceres, please keep your mouth shut until the explanation is over."

"… Yes."

The butler took a step back, and I stepped forward and awkwardly made an excuse.

"First, I opened the closet to change my clothes after seeing the text message Seong yeon sent. Since I wasn't wearing any pants then, I opened the compartment containing the underwear to see if they had prepared them as well. Then, for some reason, women's underwear came out, and I thought, "This guy is dressed as a sexy woman inside." "I wonder if she had a hobby!" I was so surprised that I took a closer look...

For reference, I left out the part where I smelled it. Because even in my opinion, it was a stupid thing to do. The moment you add this, you can no longer make excuses.

"… Sexy Crossdressing?"

"Ceres. Be quiet."

"Hmm."

The butler was about to say something but stopped. She must have been trying to get the kick out of my excuses.

"So… Then, all of a sudden, Ceres came in. I guess there was nothing I could do because she attacked me without even having a chance to resolve the misunderstanding."

"Hmm. That's it."

Seong Yeon became calm. On the other hand, Ceres's expression was displeased, but she was calm enough to obey her master's orders.

This is the only time to remove the stigma of being a pervert!!

"Hey, Seong Yeon. This time, let me ask you something. Why were sexy women's underwear found in your room? I was really surprised and asked, 'Is this what I know?' You said you pushed your face in because you wanted to?"

"Uh, huh,~!? Huh, that's… Right! Before you answer! Why did you think I was dressing up as a woman!?"

"Well, you were drinking yesterday and doing strange things all day long. So I wondered if this guy really had a hobby like that."

"Ugh… That's right."

She hit her forehead.

It seems like she remembered how she pranked herself.

In other words, when I created an atmosphere where I had my own reasons and could be misunderstood, Seong Yeon awkwardly looked away from me.

"What's wrong? Do you really have a hobby of dressing up as a sexy lewd woman? No. But I understand, so don't worry too much. It's been a while since we've seen each other, so you could develop a hobby like that while I'm away."

"Thank you for your understanding tone, but it's not like that."

"Then why did you do that?"

"That…"

Seong yeon thought about it as if she were making excuses.

When I crossed my arms and pushed her towards the station, wondering if she was going to lie, she immediately put the bra in her hand next to him.

"Huh?"

"Ugh-!?"

What on earth is going on?

"Master...?"

"Really? It's from Ceres, right?"

"… That."

The atmosphere became awkward for a moment.

Why?

As I continued to watch, wondering if something had gone wrong, she closed and opened her eyes.

"Yes… It's mine. For now."

For now,...

What does this mean?

When I looked puzzled, Seong Yeon clapped her hands as a gesture to tell me to focus on her.

"Yeah! Ceres's stuff! Look, it's the perfect size, right!?"

I pulled the bra closer. As Seong Yeon said, the size was perfect even though she wore it over her plain clothes at home. The panties themselves pushing her underwear over her clothes is erotic. The blunt butler's face turned bright red, as if she was embarrassed by this situation.

"… It's embarrassing. Please don't look too much, even if it's just above the clothes."

It's so fucking sexy.

When she fights, she gets angry, but suddenly she wants to be forgiven.

"But you said you wouldn't meet women."

"I'm not meeting you. I'm really single."

"But why are you in charge of the women's underwear, and of course the women's lewd underwear?"

"That's right! Ceres is moving! So, I was keeping her clothes and other things there for a little while!"

Huh?

"If she is moving, you're not going to put it in a regular box. Why do you have to put it in your closet?"

"It's the opposite! All of this wardrobe belongs to Ceres! That's why it was included! I was planning on returning the entire wardrobe after she moves, so don't misunderstand!"

"Still, you entrusted me with the entire closet? What is that?"

"Hey~! This is a guild home. We all live together. Ceres' room is not far from mine. Plus, there will be a large-scale move to the Golden Tower soon, so I have all the important items besides Ceres' things!"

"If you say so, it is true that you are Adari, right?"

"Really?"

I was only hit by Adari, but I couldn't question her any further.

If I go any further than this, I think I'll get hit again for sticking my nose in her bra.

'Because the bra smelled like a woman.'

So it's not Seong-yeon's stuff.

'As awkward as her excuse is, the thought of it being a maid bra also explains why she pounced on me. The fact that that bra fits that shallow body perfectly is also convincing. I am also dumbfounded to have faced such a situation in the first place, and there is no way Seong Yeon won't face such a situation as well.'

Friendship is being there for each other when they think they are in a difficult situation.

Even if this girl really has a hobby of lewd dressing, I'm willing to just laugh it off.

"Do you believe me?"

"On the contrary, that's what I would say. Who would have thought that I would be treated as a pervert for staying in your room?"

"That's right… I almost got in big trouble."

The two of us laughed awkwardly.

I was relieved that I had covered up the fact that my nose was stuck in someone else's bra, and I don't know if she really has a hobby of sexy lewd-dressing, but I was relieved that I had covered up something.

There was an atmosphere where we both realized something, but we didn't touch each other like friends.