The Singularity And The Destined Villain

Woosshhhh!

At this moment,

Yan Shun and Luo Qing both stared at each other. 

Both of them had their systems, and both of them were ridiculously overpowered for their cultivation realm.

"Yan Shun," Luo Qing spoke up, breaking the silence.

"I brought you here for a purpose..."

"..."

"I want to strike a deal with you." He declared.

Yan Shun's eyes widened slightly. After all, the only thing he expected from Luo Qing bringing him here, was to kill him or use himself as a hostage.

Crossing his arms, Yan Shun directly asked him,

"What kind of deal?" He smiled faintly, seemingly interested.

At this moment, Luo Qing smiled inwardly.

'If I can't beat them... join them!' 

"Observing your situation, it seems your wives are always by your side, leaving you with limited time for cultivation, right?"

"So, here's my proposal: we both stay here until they locate us, and you'll have the opportunity to cultivate during this time."

"I won't harm you or launch an attack, as long as you persuade your wives to spare my life," Luo Qing explained.

Instantly, Yan Shun's eyebrows rose with interest, this kind of deal really was good for him.

After all, he had a goal in his cultivation life...!

To become stronger than his wives!

...Obviously, to make sure that if he's kidnapped, he can fight back... 

Ahem.

"Deal." Yan Shun smiled.

Instantly, he put himself in a lotus position and started cultivating.

WOOOOSSHHHH!

After he started gathering Qi, a huge amount of Qi directly started coming towards him, and his absorbing speed only increased as more Qi appeared.

It seemed like his dantian was some kind of black hole that could easily absorb and gather more Qi.

Luo Qing looked at this scene with a very shocked expression, and seeing Yan Shun's handsome face, he couldn't help but rethink the system's proposal...

"Bah!" He slapped his face.

'This... I really got charmed by a MAN!?' Luo Qing screamed inwardly!

He controlled himself in front of the most beautiful woman in the Upper Realm, but he actually blushed from looking at a MAN!?

[Tsk, tsk, tsk. I told you, it's simply better to become one of his lovers~!]

"Shut it!"

[Deal with it~~, after all, you'll probably stay there with him for at least a few months...]

[Although, I can't measure Nyx's power, or that woman next to Yan Shun before, I'm pretty sure that if Nyx uses her divine consciousness to search, it will at least take a few months.]

[We're literally on the other side of the Universe, she will need to search billions of galaxies until she can find us.]

"Shut up! Turn off!"

[Alas...]

'Never! I'd never fall in love with a man!'

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CLANG!

"Yan Shun! You should gather more Qi on the tip of the sword, although it's a basic strategy, it will increase a lot the destructive power!"

"Huff..."

Swing!

"Yeah, just like that. Now, you should try and find my weak points. Then, when you are confident enough to attack, do it immediately!"

"Don't have second thoughts during a fight, just do what your instincts tell you to!"

Swing!

Swoosh!

CLANG!

"Yeah! You're getting stronger at such a fast rate!"

'As expected of someone that could conquer the Immortal Prison's Goddess...' Luo Qing sighed inwardly.

"Ah! I'm so fucking tired..." Yan Shun dropped the sword and lay down on the ground.

He and Luo Qing have been fighting for a few weeks now, Luo Qing helped him a lot!

"I'm thirsty..." Yan Shun sighed.

At that moment, he saw an object coming towards him, which he caught very easily.

"Drink it. It's a very expensive wine!" Luo Qing gulped down the wine he had in a jar.

"Don't mind me~" Yan Shun licked his lips before starting to chug down the entire jar of wine.

And yet, he still couldn't feel himself getting even a bit drunk.

"Luo Qing... do you have a stronger wine?" He asked, putting the jar of wine down.

"You've already drunk that whole jar!?" Luo Qing's eyes widened!

This wine was really potent, and Yan Shun was even asking for a stronger one!

"What are you made of? Honestly." He asked with a weird face.

Yan Shun smiled faintly, "With handsomeness!"

"..."

"Narcissistic."

"Well, it's not like I'm lying or anything." Yan Shun smiled.

And Luo Qing couldn't refute his words. Yan Shun was probably the most beautiful man in the entire universe.

He was actually very satisfied with this kind of life away from his wives, he indeed missed them, but sometimes, just having a partner to drink and fight with is already a pretty relaxing thing.

'Maybe... because I didn't have many male friends, I didn't experience this kind of happiness...' Yan Shun slowly closed his eyes.

The world gradually became darker to him...

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"I found him!" Qiuyue's voice resounded through the other two women's ears!

"Where is he?" Luo Xueying and Nyx immediately asked.

"I'll open a portal..." Qiuyue added.

Instantly, with a wave of her delicate hand, a portal appeared before the three of them.

Without thinking twice, the three of them entered it.

Ahn~~!

However, upon entering the portal, their steps froze as they heard a very loud moan.

Luo Xueying's expression went blank as she approached a huge rock that was bothering their sight.

More~!

~F-faster!

Finally, Luo Xueying jumped into the rock, where the sight of...

...Yan Shun cultivating appeared... and there was also Luo Qing whispering obscene words into his ear.

"Fuck... I can't fucking concentrate like this! Can you shut up!" Yan Shun loudly cursed.

"Pfff.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luo Qing immediately started laughing, holding his belly as he rolled to the ground.

Yan Shun just sighed in response...

A few months after they were stuck here, they got really close, just like brothers.

Now, they even call each other, Brother Shun and Brother Qing.

However, when Yan Shun was cultivating, Luo Qing always loved to prank him... and his moaning into his ear to make him stop cultivating was one of them.

"Fuck! You're so fucking lucky to have a passive cultivation technique!" Yan Shun complained.

While he was cultivating every day, Luo Qing could simply be eating and he would absorb Qi.

"Hahahah~, blame your luck." He teased him, putting his arm around his shoulder in a friendly way.

Sigh...

"You're really annoying..." Yan Shun sighed once more.

'I take my words back... This isn't relaxing at all!!!'

"Shun'er...?" A familiar voice reached out to Yan Shun.

He looked up and looked at the familiar silhouette of his three wives,... which... all of them had weird looks on their faces...?

'Don't tell me... They saw that scene just earlier!?' Yan Shun swallowed hard.

Now, there were three options for how they were going to act.

1. Just ignore it.

They will just kiss him, hug him, and things like that, then they're going to take him back.

2. They will feel disgusted.

They'll think that what Luo Qing did was weird, and that would probably kill him because they would think that Luo Qing made things like this normal.

3. I don't know...

'I don't know!!!'

He looked at Luo Xueying's eyes, and then to Nyx's and then to Qiuyue's, and all of them had the same look!

"Hey...?" He awkwardly greeted them.

Upon seeing them, Luo Qing quickly took his arm out of Yan Shun's shoulder and then made a bit of distance.

'Why... are they emitting killing intent towards me? They could see that we were being friendly, right!?'

'They wouldn't kill... their husband's best friend, would they!?' Luo Qing's brain rocked up with many possibilities.

[Alas... maybe if you were a girl, they wouldn't have this kind of reaction...]

'Huh...what do you mean?'

[I mean... they are probably thinking that you've changed his sexuality.]

'The fuck!? Why!?'

[Well... you were literally moaning into his ears...]

'But... that's how friends get along! By, doing the dumbest shit ever!]

[Luo Qing... this isn't earth. That kind of attitude isn't normal here... however, it seems that Yan Shun caught up with your attitude...]

[Many people would feel strange, but Yan Shun didn't. Instead, he only smiled knowing that you were joking around with him.]

'Wait... he didn't think that I was gay... right!?'

[...]

'RIGHT!?'

[Disclaimer: It's advised to use a Gender Changing Talisman!]

"Baby~, let me give you a kissssss~!" Qiuyue's voice reached out to Luo Qing's ears.

He looked towards Yan Shun's direction and saw Yan Shun's face covered with pink, red, lipstick marks!

Yan Shun looked at him with a pleading look, definitely asking for help.

But as Luo Qing looked at the three women in front of him, he simply looked away.

'I'm sorry, Brother Shun... But I can't do anything in this kind of situation... I'll pray for you though.'

Thud!

Suddenly, he heard a strange noise and looked towards Yan Shun's direction once again...

His eyes widened as he saw Yan Shun's knocked down, while Qiuyue carried him in her arms with a seductive look.

Luo Xueying and Nyx... seemed to be... sleeping...

"Oh... I'll pray for you, Brother."

Immediately, Luo Qing started praying for Yan Shun.

A/N: OMG!!! THREE CONSECUTIVE CHAPTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!