Before You Read

CHOOOOOOOOTTO MATTE !!!!!! I can explain.

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You know when you suddenly get a wierd idea so terrible that it might be funny if it actually became a reality ? Yeah. That's what had happened with this. I'm sitting there in class, spacing out during a study on phonetics, and when my teacher got to the sounds of vowels and diphthongs, my mind went down a VERY deep end.

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I know it won't justify the creation of this thing but I've been a helpless romantic and a gynophobe all my life. So I delve into the dark webs to find.... ASMR artists. If y'all thought hentai, then I wouldn't really blame you. I ain't a man to shame a guy for watching hentai. That is, as long as it's related to consent (Rape and Vore can go jump off a cliff). That, and people in my old school were absolutely obsessed with steamy Korean BL dramas. Anytime I'd spend with them, they'd just go on and on and on and on and on and on - you get the picture.

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Now, it came to the point where I just said ' frikk it ' and just looked some up. I don't mind them. Some of them were kinda sad. But I looked and some GL and those were kinda similar but were never really talked about. When I asked those individuals and guess what ? they literally said, 'those were not as interesting than what guys always do.' ... REALLY NOW ?!?! THE STUFF THAT DUDES SAY AND DO ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN WHAT GALS SAY AND DO ?!?! By the way, these were the kinda people you would find at a gender equality protest and make individual speeches in the middle of the road.

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Idk why but color me triggered beyond compare. So this is beginning of my journey to make... ' Yuri Oneshots '. However, I came to realise that those already exist, and some are kinda fun to read as well. But if you were to compare the amount of effort and detail between BL and GL, the former would always win by an absolute landfall. So I tried to make my own. It went quite poorly. But it was during 2020 that I discovered a legendary concept. Something that would have changed a good chunk of my perspective that moment.

Monster Girls. Simple yet diverse. Ladies with interesting quirks and body parts that could open the doors to new paths to an imaginary soulmate story. Monster Musume and Monster Girl Doctor were the first animes that I really drew me towards this concept. And don't get me started on Monster Girl Encyclopaedia. Weird but pretty women that wanna be your girl buddy ? FRIKK YEAH !!! Then my mind wandered back to my fruity concepts back in the day and wondered if there were people that shared the same sentiment as I.

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There were.... But they're all gone now. Some websites did a purge on most of their stories. But the ones that got hit the most were those that were related to yuri. Not a SINGLE yaoi book got tagged and they continue to spread. I mean, KINKTOBER LITERALLY EXISTS AND THOSE STORIES WHERE AROUND SINCE 2019 !!!!!! Now only remnants of what used to be, only exist in a vast digital space. So I thought, ' Fine. I'll do it myself. '

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However, if I were to make an impact, I would need to be unique. So I took the following as the bulk of what I would use for this new book.

1. Lemons for all monster girls should all be adults. Meaning no kids were getting one. Pedophile can be considered a literal death penalty in so many places.

2. Most of these ladies are gonna have ' special ' ways in giving a girl a good time. If you know, you know.

3. The style in which these are written are like how button mashing moments in video games happen. Like the time you were supposed to repeatedly press a button to get an enemy off of you. Except this time, there is no player to do the button mashing.

4. Most of them will have personality to their oneshots. The ladies in MGE are mad disrespectful to consent so unless it is absolutely necessary, these beautiful dudettes are gonna have some sense of rationality.... Mostly.

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The format of these oneshots are going to be the following-

Name: (the monster girl's name. Just cuz their disrespectful, doesn't mean I will be to refer to them as just their classification)

Mamano: (The designation of the monster girl)

Species: (The kind of the monster girl she is. It could be more one sometimes)

Looks: (How the monster girl looks like)

General Attitude: (I know all of them are literally born Lustful, but there are other basic personalities that define a monster girl's character.)

Package: (What she uses to get you laid)

Habitat: (Where the monster girl lives. It's very on on the nose)

Notable Trait: (What a monster girl is best known for ie, what makes them unique and special so that no two monsters are too similar)

Fun Fact: (An optional piece of info/trivia that can be related to the MGE unierse or anything related monster girls)

That's about it ig. That being said, do enjoy this dumpster fire.