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MHA: Living as Mineta is hard

The chapters in the middle (chapters 50 to so) are a bit hard to read since my mood was kind of strange when I wrote them, but the story becomes awesome as time progresses, especially from chapter 140 to the end. --- "What's your "Quirk"?" "Explosion!" "Half-Cold, Half-Hot!" "All-For-One!" "I can pluck out a sticky ball from my head." "..........................." Mineta thought his future was dim, but he suddenly received a system. [Congratulations, you have received a "Dating System"] [Love will make you powerful] [Please do your best and have a lot of lovers] Mineta looked at his 108 cm height, and only one word came to his mind. "Fuck." --- The cover isn't mine, and I got it from the internet. --- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it.

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Mineta is prime minister!

In the shabby bar, two people sat next to each other while watching the television screen.

If Mineta was here, he would be familiar with the two people since they were the two villains who had escaped from the previous attack.

"Listen, Tomura. Among everyone in the Sports Festival, one of them might become your rival."

In the corner, a voice sounded from the screen with a tone as if he was teaching his disciple carefully. As for who he was, only the two people in the bar knew who he was.

"I know, Sensei."

"Failure isn't shameful, but you should learn from it since it will give you many insights for your future action."

Tomura Shigaraki.

This was the name of the unkempt hand who kept rambling and gave an order to Nomu.

"But I have to say Eraser Head and No. 13 are powerful. They can protect everyone from the Nomu." The man with a smoke-like body, Kurogiri, sighed when he thought about his last failure. He passed out, so he didn't know what was happening. When he woke up, he saw All-Might fight Nomu, so he used that chance to run away with Shigaraki. He had never thought that their plan was foiled by the students. Instead, it was Aizawa since Aizawa was the one who defeated him.

"That's true. Eraser Head's ability is definitely something that we have overlooked. It seems he is stronger than we have imagined."

Even though one of the students was hurt, the overall result was the victory of Aizawa and his students. It was also the utter defeat of their group since they could do nothing, especially when all of their people, including Nomu, were caught.

Only Shigaraki and Kurogiri could escape, but their situation was miserable.

Kurogiri was giddy and had vertigo since he was attacked on his nerve. On the other hand, Shigaraki was almost charred by the electricity.

While Kurogiri and "Sensei" talked to each other, Shigaraki was silent since, while it was only his feeling, he felt that every movement of the Class 1-A, No. 13, and Aizawa was controlled by someone. However, Kurogiri or "Sensei" felt it was impossible and thought that everything was controlled by Aizawa, not someone else, so he didn't bother to think. Instead, he was trying to look at the student with an electricity "Quirk" since if there was someone he hated the most in Class 1-A, it was that kid.

---

*Shudder!"

Kaminari suddenly felt his legs weak.

"What's wrong, Kaminari? Are you nervous?" Sero asked teasingly.

"Wh-Who is nervous?!"

"Everyone be quiet! We're about to enter the stage of the Sports Festival!" Iida reminded them loudly.

"You're the loudest one, Iida!"

"Come on. Stop joking around." He didn't hate this type of youthful thing. Instead, he hoped this kind of youth activity could continue, but he knew it was impossible.

'Sports Festival...'

On this festival, he decided to become the brightest one.

"The Yuuei Sports Festival! Where are the hero's little eggs aim for each other's throat and the top! And let me guess, all you miscreants came to see them, right? The freshly formed miracle star shrugged off a mass of villain assaults with wills of steel! The Department of Heroics Freshman Class!! You're here for Class 1-A, right?!"

All the students of Class 1-A and other classes walked out of the passage toward the stadium.

"OOOOOOHHHH!!!"

Everyone cheered loudly when they saw all the students of Class 1-A, especially Mineta, who led all of them. As for the others, they were just a bonus. However, it was normal since, except for Class 1-A, no one knew about the other classes, including Class 1-B of the Hero Departement.

Class 1-A had fought a villain and won, but the others, what did they do? They did nothing, so they had become nothing but a foil.

However, he sighed inwardly since Present Mic had made all the students of Class 1-A become enemies of everyone. He could even feel resentment from everyone since they felt it was unacceptable for Class 1-A to get all the attention.

"Are we just their foil?"

"It's always the Class 1-A! What's so special about them?"

"Yuuei isn't only about Class 1-A!"

Even if the students from the other class said in a mutter, he could hear them clearly. Yet knowing that, he ignored them since the wail of losers would give him nothing.

He walked in front of everyone confidently before looking at Class 1-B, greeting Ibara, Kendo, and Kodai with a smile. As for his dog, he decided to ignore this girl since he was afraid this girl loved being treated like this.

They also smiled and waved their hands at him.

While Class 1-B felt complicated, they knew him well since he often went to Class 1-B, and they also had heard the story of the villain from the girls, so they knew how strong the villain was. Class 1-A could defeat this villain and win, but the cost they had to pay was horrible. Still, as young people, it was impossible for them not to feel jealous of the attention given to all the students in Class 1-A, so they would definitely show that they weren't weaker than Class 1-A.

"You're not nervous, Mineta-kun?" Hagakure asked.

"Are you?"

"Haha... slightly..." Hagakure was quite nervous.

The two talked to each other, but Momo stared in his direction from the beginning to the end, frowning, sighing, and showing many different emotions.

Jiro, who was by her side, saw all of this and could only shake her head.

"Now, now, fair play!"

Suddenly, the sound of the snap whip was heard.

Everyone, who had stood in their places, looked at the podium, feeling speechless.

'Midnight? 18+ hero?'

He wondered whether having 18+ heroes in the high school sports festival was okay.

<Nemuri Kayama>

<Charm: 7>

<Pass!>

'Well, she's normal, but her body is hot.'

However, while he didn't mind having a one-stand night, it was impossible to make her a wife. Wearing such a costume daily, he wondered whether this woman should be prepared to become a masturbation material for the men in this country.

Still, he could tell she was a good teacher since she reminded Present Mic not to always pay attention to Class 1-A.

"Now, the player representation! Mineta Minoru of 1-A! Please come up and say the oath!"

Everyone was looking at him instantly, but he was calm and walked toward the podium with a firm step. It was part of the tradition for the representative to say the oath or pledge before the start of the sports festival.

When he walked, they were all in a daze and thought that no person was suitable to become a representative of him.

"Damn, why is it him?!" Bakugou was mad.

"Well, he got the 1st rank on the entrance exam after all," Sero answered.

"It's only on the Hero Department, right?"

Still, many students in the General Department felt jealous. Not only was he handsome, but he was also the best. Did this guy exist to lower their self-esteem? If so, they were going to crush him!

He took the microphone from Nemuri. "Thank you."

"No problem~!" Nemuri said with a sweet smile.

"..." Ibara, Kendo, Kodai, Reiko, Momo, and many others stared at Nemuri with expressionless gazes.

"We vow to compete honestly and fairly in the interest of good sportsmanship!"

He made a standard pledge like one would typically do since he was too lazy to think. When he ended his pledge, many also clapped their hands excitedly, especially the women. He was ready to go back, but he was stopped by Nemuri.

"Don't you want to say something else?"

"Something?" He was speechless.

"Yes, like a speech! It won't be complete if you don't say something like that, right?" Nemuri said excitedly.

"....."

He looked at this perverted woman, wondering what this woman wanted to do, but he could feel all the gazes on him, and they were all full of expectation and curiosity at what he was going to say. He felt helpless but didn't mind since he had something to talk about.

"Then, I will take this chance to talk."

He retook the microphone and looked at everyone. "I am sure everyone here has a lot of dissatisfaction, especially with the attention that Class 1-A receives from everyone here or the viewers who watch from home."

"....."

Everyone was dumbfounded since no one expected that he would be so blunt!

Even though this was what many felt, they only dared to quietly say it on their backs without being noticed by the Class 1-A.

This annoyed him, so he decided to talk, "There's something that I want to say to all of you who feel that." He took a deep breath, giving pause, causing everyone to put all their attention on him.

"All men... aren't created equal!"

His words were firm and echoed throughout the stadium. No one said anything since his words were too shocking. In this country, where everyone was forced to become the same and act uniformly, he dared to say that everyone was different.

"Some are born strong. Some more beautiful. Some are born to poor parents, while others are born sick and feeble! In birth, in upbringing, in abilities, all humans are different! Yes, that's why people discriminate against each other! And so people fight! They struggle! And in doing so, they progress! Inequality is not wrong! It is equality that is wrong!

"We fought a group of villains that wanted to kill All-Might and won! We showed the world that even if we had just entered this school for a week, we had the power to bring down villains! We show those villains that their might are useless in front of us!"

The students of Class 1-A were full of pride and excitement.

---

"...this bastard."

In the shabby bar, Shigaraki and Kurogiri were speechless and angry, but what could they do?

On the other hand, the man on the screen seemed silent and could tell that this situation was far from good since the villains were going to push even further into the abyss if they didn't do something.

---

Mineta knew that he was going to provoke everyone, including the villains, but who cares?

He just wanted the whole world, those group of villains who dared to trouble him to fall into madness as he slowly tortured them until they had nowhere before he sent them the sharp blade into their chest, erasing them from this world.

"However, what about you? All you can do is just mutter and complain behind our backs, feeling unsatisfied and jealous because of all the attention we get."

Those who talked back could only lower their heads in shame, but those who didn't do that, stared at him menacingly since this guy provoked all of them!

As for the girls, they didn't care!

The girls thought that he was handsome!

"While you can only complain, we, the Class 1-A, are different! We fight! We compete! We have passed. We will continue to evolve!"

---

"Evolve... what a nice word."

Aizawa nodded and thought that Mineta's words were suitable to describe all of them.

---

"Class 1-A alone moves forward! Advancing into the future!"

His voice was full of enthusiasm, giving everyone a fiery fire in their hearts, but then his tone suddenly slowed down. "But are you all okay with that? Are you all alright to become our foil?" He then looked at Class 1-B, General Department, and the rest.

"NO!!!"

They shouted.

"Louder!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" They all shouted with all of their might.

However, the students in Class 1-A were speechless because this guy had made everyone in this place into their enemies!

"So fight! Compete! And continue to evolve! Or else you're all going to become our foil from now on!"

"ARRGGGGGGG!!!!"

They all roared.

"Thanks."

He gave the microphone to Nemuri.

"It's okay, but your speech really excites me. Are you going to become a prime minister or something?" Nemuru asked jokingly.

"..."

He was speechless, but he nodded. "Yes, I plan to become prime minister in the future! I am going to make this country great again! Please vote for me!"

"..." Everyone.

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