"So Robert, Wanna make a DEAL!?"
Robert heard a voice from his back and turned his head only to see a handsome man with black hair and red eyes wearing a business suit with a red tie. On his right hand, there is a Black Suitcase and his left hand is in his pockets.
The figure was none other than Lucifer who found the perfect candidate to strike some deals. Lucifer gracefully landed on the ground and walked before Robert who probably had a shocked face with 'O' shaped mouth and wide eyes.
Robert was shocked and scared at first. After listening to Lucifer's words he asked him
"What kind of Deal??" Robert said in a low voice
"You can wish for anything. Be it Immortality, Power, Authority, Money, Women anything that you could wish for." Lucifer said in devil's whisper
"So tell me what do you Desire?!" Lucifer said in a low voice
Robert turned emotionless for a second and said
"I want to have Power, I don't want people to betray me just because I am weak." Robert said in emotionless voice and after saying his desires to the devil, he had fear written over his face
"Wha-t did you do to me?!!!" Robert said with fear in his voice
"Robert don't be so scared. I just made you realise your inner desire to gain power. You could have Power but as you know there is A Law of Equivalent Exchange."
"You can have everything you want in the world but you just have to pay the right price." Lucifer said to Robert
"Can I have Power??!" Robert said with fear but a hopeful voice.
Robert had survived the dungeon even with his weak E-Rank Power. He had developed a natural instinct. He knew that person before him could kill him without even raising a finger. That is why he fears him. But the sentence of Lucifer giving him Power made him hopeful that he could achieve his dreams to become a powerful hunter.
Robert did not want to have revenge. Because he knew that his girlfriend left him for his weakness which was that he did not have enough power. He did not blame her but blamed himself for being so weak. Lucifer's words gave him Hope.
"Of course you can have the power that of S-Rank hunter. Only you have to pay the right price." Lucifer said
"Then I wish to make a deal!" Robert said
Suddenly both of them vanished from their original place and came to a luxurious Business room. The room had one luxurious wooden desk and there was a Luxurious chair with the table and on another side of the table, there was a simple office chair opposite to Luxurious chair.
Lucifer took his seat on the luxurious chair and gestured Robert to take a seat opposite to him.
Lucifer put his suitcase on the table and opened it revealing a paper with some seals and a red stamp. Lucifer gave the contract to Robert who was not surprised by sudden teleportation because he had already expected some sort of contract.
Robert carefully read all clauses on the contract and asked Lucifer
"What kind of Power will I have?" He asked Lucifer who pondered over this issue
"How about I make you a devil?!" After thinking of a while Lucifer said
"What are the advantages of me Becoming a Devil?" Robert asked Lucifer
"Umm... It can give you wings??" Lucifer awkwardly said
"But so does RedBull." Robert immediately retorted
"It can give you strength? Yeah, most importantly it gives you wings!" Lucifer said unsure of what he just said
"You are new to this contract business?" Robert asked Lucifer who made a Rookie mistake
"Yeah, I think I have become rusty because the Last contract I made was 666 years ago with trihexa666." Lucifer said while agreeing with Robert
"Anyways let's give you some new power worthy enough for S-Rank hunter." Lucifer said while diverting the topic
"What kind of Powers I can have? Can I choose?" Robert asked
"Of course, you could select the power you want just for the right price." Lucifer said
"Hmm, I am ready to pay any price as long as I am not weak!!" Robert said with determination
"PERFECT!! Let's go over to the power selection." Lucifer exclaimed
Lucifer then showed various types of power to Robert who just had to select any one of them. The powers were categorised by lucifer into High-Low-Mid. They were according to prices more the power higher the price.
After thinking for a while and deciding Robert selected a power from World of Naruto that includes all jutsus and basic chakra control and also some chakra reserves.
Robert knew these powers because he was a fan of Naruto series since he was child and wanted to do these cool ninjutsu.
"It seems you have selected a mid-class power. Now you just have to pay the price." Lucifer said while having a wicked grin.
"What price?!" Robert fearfully asked as he suddenly felt that something bad is going to happen to him.
"It is simple, Longer the power you use shorter your P*nis will be." Lucifer said
"WHAT!!! Please change the price!!" Robert was horrified
"Ok, fine geez you are not fun anyways let's make it that you have to scream MUDA MUDA MUDA whenever you use your powers" Lucifer said and gave Robert another choice
"I accept" Robert accepted it as it was unreasonable to scream MUDA MUDA MUDA every time but still if he didn't accept Lucifer would probably make it more unreasonable.
"GREAT!!! Let's sign the contract. If you try to break the contract, your soul will suffer in Heaven for Eternity." Lucifer said to Robert
"Fine! I accept." Robert said and signed the Contract
"Also weren't we supposed to suffer in Hell?" Robert asked Lucifer as he heard him saying suffer in Heaven.
"Yes, I said it right. You will suffer in Heaven If you break the contract" Lucifer said
"Isn't it supposed to be Hell?" Robert asked as he felt something wrong
"There is no internet in Heaven. No Porn, No sex, No drinking, No succumbing to any desires and worst of all No Computers!!! I think Hell is better than Heaven as you can do whatever you want and also there is free wifi." Lucifer said with pride in his voice and contempt for heaven.
Robert was horrified with this revelation. He was an internet user and could not live without using the internet. He internally swore that he would never break this contract.
"The Deal is done!!" Lucifer said and made a handshake with Robert before disappearing in shadows with his room.
Robert did not know whether he made the best deal in the Universe or Worst. Lucifer did as the contract said. Robert felt that there is a new type of energy residing within him. He then tried to feel it using basic chakra control and used Basic Transformation Jutsu.
"MUDA MUDA MUDA" Robert scream and transformed into a Middle-aged man. But then he realised that he needs to continue scream MUDA MUDA to use his power.
Then Robert Realised that He had been TRICKED!!
Since then there are legends of a homeless man screaming MUDA MUDA MUDA and making some weird hand signs. After that Homeless man seems to curse at air without any reason. This story will be used in future to scare kids who want to play in the park.