"At least you're beautiful."

I looked at him expectantly as his face suddenly got serious.

He met my eyes and his widened in surprise, "You have two different color eyes?" 

This guy's observational skills are even worse than my grandmother's. We've been together since morning and he's just realizing that I have two different color eyes?

"How are you just realizing that?"

"I wasn't staring at your face so how was I supposed to realize?"

I folded my arms, "Where have you been staring then?" He smirked, "Do you really want to know?"

I narrowed my eyes at him, "I'll slap you if I don't like your answer."

He had a teasing look on his face, "Will you be able to reach my face though?" He raised his hand to the height of his waist, "You're a bit on the short side."

I glared at his smirking face and searched through my mind for a witty come back but in the end all I could do was swear at him.

"Fuck you."