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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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After walking out of the office, Kisame frowned slightly.

In his memory, the third ninja war will break out in the next two or three years. During that period, Madara Uchiha not only ordered Anbu to capture Nohara Rin, but also implanted Sanbi into the latter's body, making her Jinchuriki from Kirigakure Village.

It can be seen that Madara had already controlled Kirigakure and was the invisible ruler of this Ninja village.

So, was the Mizukage he just saw is being manipulated by Madara?

The existence of the old guy Uchiha Madara made Kisame realize that he must act more carefully. But, at the same time…

He also remembered the gourd-shaped fan with a six-hooked jade pattern next to him.

Gunbai.

It is a weapon handed down from generation to generation by the Uchiha clan. It is said to be made of part of the sacred tree. The texture is hard and elastic, and it can rebound all ninjutsu.

The Gunbai is undoubtedly a real artifact, which makes Kisame salivate.

In this way, in addition to the remaining six ninja swords, he added this Gunbai to his goal of staying in Kirigakure.

Kisame is a patient hunter, he is good at waiting.

Je will eventually seize the opportunity and get everything he want.

After passing through the corridor, Kisame came to the lobby on the first floor of the Mizukage building.

This is Kirigakure's mission release office. At this time of the day, a large number of ninjas come in and out, and it is very lively.

As soon as Kisame appeared, he attracted a lot of attention, making the originally noisy hall much quieter.

Everyone looked at the wounded and bandaged young ninja, and whispered whether he survived because of luck, or whether he was able to survive by abandoning his companions and fleeing alone.

If it is the latter, then in future missions, no one will be willing to team up with such a person and become a companion.

Kisame doesn't care about the whispers of others.

He passed through the crowd and walked towards the door. In the process, he suddenly saw two familiar figures.

One of them, about the same age as Kisame, was his former classmate at the ninja school.

She had long curly reddish-brown hair, turquoise eyes, pink lips, and delicate makeup, and she looked precocious.

Terumi Mei.

The fifth Mizukage in the anime ended the " Blood Mist" during het reign, and implemented a policy of peace and openness, thus revitalizing Kirigakure.

She is a woman who is beautiful and powerful, and full of wisdom at the same time.

However, although they have been classmates for a few years, Kisame and Terumi Mei have nothing to do with each other, they just know each other.

Terumi Mei also found Kisame, so she nodded at him, saying hello.

Beside her, there is a younger, shorter female ninja.

She also had long reddish-brown hair with two upright braids, and grinned at Kisame, revealing a set of sharp teeth.

Ameyuri Ringo.

One of the seven people of the second generation of ninja swords in the anime, she exerted the power of Thunder Sword. Kiba to the extreme, and later died of illness at an early age.

Ringo Ameyuri stood on tiptoe and whispered in Terumi Mei's ear. Judging from the sly expression on her face, she probably didn't say anything nice about Kisame.

It's a pity that the little girl didn't know that the Thunder Saber. Kiba, which should have belonged to her, had melted into Kisame's body and became his tail.

Otherwise, she would probably cry.

Kisame passed the two of them and walked out of the Mizukage Building.

His current plan is to keep a low profile, go home as soon as possible to recover from the injury, and then aim at the remaining ninja swords and slowly figure it out.

Unfortunately, things often don't go as smoothly as expected.

As soon as Kisame went out, he was blocked by someone before he took a few steps.

The other party's name is Kurokawa, a tall man with a ruthless look, and the Chunin of Kirigakure.

In a patrol mission not long ago, Kurokawa served as the temporary superior of Kisame, relying on his identity and strength to bully the latter everywhere, but he was taught a lesson by Kisame with his fist, resulting in a loss of face.

In this regard, Kurokawa has always held a grudge in his heart and wanted to regain his place.

He heard that Kisame was injured and realized that this was a great opportunity, so he immediately brought four helpers to take revenge.

The atmosphere of Kirigakure is completely different from that of Konoha.

Konoha takes the "will of fire" as the foundation of the village, and pays great attention to unity. At least on the bright side, it is impossible for ninjas from the same village to fight in the village.

And Kirigakure, since the emergence of the "Blood Mist" atmosphere, many people started fighting openly.

In this village, the law of the jungle, and it is not surprising that there are people fighting on the street because of personal grievances.

Fighting is the easiest and most direct way to solve most problems.

To a certain extent, Kirigakure can be regarded as "simple folk customs", and it is easy when it comes to things like these. There are not many conspiracies and intrigues.

Therefore, when the conflict between the Kisame and Kurokawa and others was about to break out, not only did no one step forward to dissuade them, but instead attracted many villagers and ninjas to watch.

Terumi Mei and Ringo Ameyuri are also among them.

In the crowd, Terumi Mei frowned slightly.

Because Kirigakure is isolated overseas and rarely interferes in the affairs of the ninja world, it has been relatively peaceful for a long time. Terumi Mei grew up in such an environment.

But in recent years, the atmosphere in the village has become more and more wrong, and more and more people have become belligerent and ruthless, which makes her, who is only twelve years old, deeply worried.

After all, the word simple folk customs has another hidden meaning behind it, which is often barbaric, backward and ignorant.

In contrast, Ringo Ameyuri was heartless, and it was not a big deal to watch the fun. She even shouted loudly along with others, clamoring for the two sides to start fighting quickly, eager to watch a good show.

However, what most of the people present did not expect was—

Facing Kurokawa and others who came prepared, Kisame's face changed, as he raised his hands and surrendered to the other party:

"I'm sorry, I apologize to you, please let me go."

After speaking, he bent down and bowed 90 degrees to Kurokawa in public to apologize.

.....

A man can bend and stretch.

Kisame knew that the current situation was not good for him.

He is injured now, and he doesn't want to expose the trump card of the Shark Tail Lightning Whip in public. Under such circumstances, it is obviously extremely unwise to fight more than one enemy.

If he confronted with Kurokawa and others, he will definitely suffer a big loss, and he may even be beaten to death.

So, he must pretend to be a grandson that admits his cowardice and apologize first, and it's not too late to take revenge after the injury is healed.

Kisame's reply not only made Kurokawa stunned, but also made the audience frown, feeling very disappointed.

Unexpectedly, there is such a soft ninja in the Village of Blood Mist, which is really a shame for the village.

However, would the menacing Kurokawa simply let Kisame go?

Obviously not.

Kurokawa rolled his eyes, as he suddenly grinned, and said aggressively to Kisame:

"Since you've decided to apologize, show your sincerity, bastard! Well, as long as you kneel and sneak between my legs, the grievance between us will be wiped out."

Before he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to spread his legs and pointed at his crotch.

As soon as this statement came out, the interest of the audience was hooked up again.

In front of everyone's eyes, he must kneel down like a dog and crawls for a few meters, sneaking under his enemy's crotch—

No one would agree to such an unreasonable and excessive request.

Once Kisame does that, he will completely lose his dignity as a human being, and will have no place in the village in the future.

Terumi Mei couldn't stand it any longer, so she stepped forward and tried to stop it.

In her opinion, after all, everyone is a ninja from the same village, why do they have to do this? What's more, Kisame was her former classmate, so she couldn't stand idly by.

However, before Terumi Mei could step in, Kisame once again gave a surprising answer.

"Kurokawa, are you sure?"

Kisame narrowed his eyes and confirmed to Kurokawa in a calm tone. No one noticed that in the depths of his eyes, an imperceptible sharpness flashed.

He seems to be planning something.

"Of course, with so many people watching, can I still cheat? Come on."

Kurokawa was happy.

He said that on a whim, who would have thought that Kisame was so weak that he would accept this humiliation of crawling under the crotch.

Kisame heard the words, and without saying a word, he knelt on the ground with a plop, lowered his head and crawled towards Kurokawa.

There were many boos and ridicules in the crowd.

"Hey, it's fun to watch."

Suddenly, a joking voice came from the side. It was a young man with short black hair, and the lower half of his face and neck were wrapped in bandages, giving him a very tough vibe.

As soon as he appeared, he exuded a gloomy aura, and no one dared to approach within three meters.

Last year, Zabuza participated in the graduation examination of the Ninja School, and killed more than 100 students, shocking the entire Kirigakure, and finally forcing Kirigakure to change the rules and cancel the glorious tradition of "Fighting to death" in the examination.

Objectively speaking, the future Terumi Mei has never been able to find a marriage partner of the right age.

This young man known as "Demon", although only a genin, no one in the village dared to underestimate him.

At this time, Zabuza folded his arms around his chest and watched Kisame crawling with great interest.

When he was in the ninja school earlier, the excellent graded Kisame was two years older than him, and he was the target of his pursuit.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Kurokawa crossed his hips and watched condescendingly as Kisame crawled over and slowly moving under his crotch.

Terumi Mei saw this scene, shook her head, and couldn't bear to watch any more.

For Kisame, this former classmate, she mourned his misfortune and angered for him.

"Let's go."

She turned around, pulled up Ringo Ameyuri, who was watching it lively, and wanted to leave here.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred.

Kisame, who was sneaking under Kurokawa's crotch, hearing the exalted laughter of the former, and knew that the opportunity had come.

His previous series of actions were all to paralyze the enemy and make them relax their vigilance, so as to find the opportunity to turn the corner from the desperate situation.

In order to defeat a powerful enemy, he must find all means and do whatever it takes, even sacrificing his own dignity!

This is also one of the core concepts of unrestricted fighting.

The next second, the ruthless counterattack of Kisame began.

Swish.

From his kneeling position on the ground, he suddenly turned over 180 degrees, pressed his back against the ground, his legs bent, and the whole person was like a big bow ready to go.

While Kurokawa hadn't reacted yet, Kisame used all the strength of his body, his legs lifted into the air like rockets, and kicked towards the opponent's crotch.

Click.

A crisp sound rang in front of the Mizukage Building, it sounded like an egg was broken.

In just a few seconds, the expression on Kurokawa's face went from smug laughter to extreme distortion.

Under the severe pain, his eyes widened like copper bells, his eyeballs were bloodshot, and his legs became weak. It was so painful that Kurokawa couldn't even scream, and could only make a "hissing" sound like a gossamer from his throat.

Soon, Kurokawa clutched his crotch and fell down like a piece of wood, rolled his eyes, he lost consciousness, and fell into a coma.

For the rest of his life, he was destined to fail.

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